SON! THERE HAD BETTER NOT BE ANY WALKING DEAD UP THERE!

SON! THERE HAD BETTER NOT BE ANY WALKING DEAD UP THERE!

Off to save the world?

...

My poor insane son

That part cracked me up. It just cuts to him sitting in the corner with a goddamn puppet of himself.

fuck now i really want a puppet of professor membrane

>claims not to believe in the supernatural
>considers Santa Claus his archenemy
>thinks cows will rise up against humanity if they stop using beef and leather
>once stopped a zombie apocalypse by Dib
What's his deal anyway?

Those are all very scientific things

He’s covering the only way he knows how: as over the top and suspiciously as possible

.. What's the point of this if both of their mouths are covered? That's not even ventriloquism.

He speaks with his hands

production-wise, animation budget
in the show it's a gag

But covering for WHAT I wonder?

Why do you think he wears goggles?
His eyes are swollen as fuck.

Zim thread? New comic solicits are out:
>"National Physical Fitness Day" is usually ZIM's (and Dib's) least favorite day. But this year, President Man will be coming to Skool to congratulate the winners! IN PERSON! And ZIM must be one of those winners, so he can kidnap President Man! Thus begins THE BULKENING. Of course, Dib figures out what's going on, and in this case, the only way to defeat ZIM... IS TO GET PHYSICAL.

Oh no

>Zim finally discovers the secrets of HIGH IRKEN VITALITY
god bless this comic

I'm pretty sure I read a fanfic with a similar premise
or at least heard about one

Fuck you

>played college ball, y’know?
>at some cushy irken school!
>try University of Andromeda! I’m not one of those Milky Way pansies! I could break President Man in two, with my bare hands!...Don’t fuck with this invader!
>...What the hell are you?!
>Haha...Why don’t you stick around and find out!

...

oh God, Mega-gro user will cream his jeans when he sees this

>The Virgin Dib
>The Chad Zim

Is there a IZ power level chart yet?
there should be

>That's not even ventriloquism
Tell me, user, do you see his lips moving while the puppet talks?

No, just Breaking Bad.

No, but seriously. Who was expecting a goddamn muscle growth episode? I wonder if there will be a tongue in cheek reference to "that" fanart.

>hating based sizzjones

Well there was a jab at fanfic writers in the introduction of the first comic so it wouldn't surprise me.

But Dib got swole before

Could could get swole again if it's mean taking down Zim.

Also, there needs to be more fanart of Gaz shredded a guitar.

He* could get swole again.

Fuck you as well.

>That's the joke.jpg

...

Comic Gaz is pretty goddamn great

The Ultimate Waifu.

Yeah, I wonder...

>Gaz shredded
Shredded Gaz would be nice too

kinda funny coincidence, a couple of IZ threads ago(so about 2 months ago) someone had an idea revolving around Zim getting buff(in that idea though it was basically a Dark Harvest sequel with Zim stealing the muscles from people)

>government aircraft
subtle

>not posting the variant cover, or the other solicit
i guess you tried

Issue 31
Hey, have you missed Dib? He's back! In Dib form! And he's tearing up the world of cryptids by doing an extreme exposé of a local abandoned amusement park, which is TEEMING with supernatural creatures. Hopefully it'll raise his rank with the Truthshrieker posters... but Dib doesn't expect to bust open the biggest conspiracy since HAMGATE (when President Man lied about EATING HAM). Special one-shot issue from KC Green (Gunshow, Back, Graveyard Quest) and Anthony Clark (Nedroid, Back)!

issue 31 variant

...

Tell me this then. Which one is the puppet? Yeah that’s right

>filename
nice

hah

Would Zim make a good dad?

>invents a source of limitless energy
>keeps it from humanity when he decides they aren't taking it seriously enough

Membrane's a fucking boss

More than that, they disrespected his family.

You don't insult the man who fixes humanity's problems on a regular basis and demand free stuff.

God Emperor Zim?

>Sensei and the Inquisition

They do read these threads

>Jhonen Vasquez
>Eric Trueheart
>Rob Hummel
>Richard Horvitz
>Rikki Simons
>Andy Bergman
>Melissa Fahn

>they could be reading these threads during the movie's production, as a way of relaxing at the end of the day
>they could be in this thread RIGHT NOW

>They could be you
>They could be me
>They could even be

bump

>K.C Green and the Nedroid guy.

Sweet, sounds fun. Also I didn't know this thread was still up.

I really hope this new Gaz is the one they use for the movie

Esto es el fin, Dib.

10/10 edit user.

But can he beat Gaz Blanco?

Neither is a match for El Grande Membrane

Don't you dare, you motherfuckers.
DBSpanish is sacred.

Probably not
would gaz make a good mom tho?

¿Te digo la verdad o seguimos siendo amigos?

Considering that Vasquez has displayed everything from mild annoyance to derrière-devestation in one way or another for about half of the sort of material that gets posted here, I find it highly unlikely that coming here would be his idea of relaxing.

Didn't he tell a bigdad poster at a con to fuck off?

I've always wanted that dad to bone me i'll be frank

Did someone say, Gaz?

I really wish we got more Membrane in the show.

I am fairly sure that was a shitposter making up shit that never happened. It was literally too Autistic to be real.

...

Yeah, but Vasquez can't quite bring himself to stop. We of all people should understand an ongoing fascinated attraction to something we claim to love, but that hurts us, that we know will hurt us, and yet we can't quite stop. Maybe it's because in some way we understand the pain is the only way we know that the love is still there. Maybe it's because we know the love has died and we're willing to accept the pain so as not to admit it. Maybe I should have been born early enough to use these lines to try and nail 90's goth chicks. Who knows?

Who knows?

Someone did ask for power levels in this thread.

we need an edit of this but with zim and gaz

that's deep, user

>Buenos Dias Gaz except Zim dodges Gaz and she ends smacking Dib instead.

Nice

best dad

Yeah, shes pretty cool

I will never get tired of what a daddy's little girl Gaz is.

Anyone got any more little Gaz cuteness?

Damn, this Gaz looks wonderful.

Were can i get these giddamn comics?!
user wants too!

what about membrane cuteness?

Those two tend to go hand in hand; I sometimes feel they only show their humanity around each other.

It's pretty sweet.

anything with memby and his kids applies

readcomiconline

You can tell he tries to be the best dad he can be while at the same time being humanity's own savior.

Okay now you’ve got me wondering, is this just projection, or an anonymous confession?

>Gaz being in any way motivational or supportive

hwa

Dib was singing his own montage music before, and it got on her nerves.

You know you've got me thinking
what if Jhonen recruited Sup Forums to make a guest issue for the comics? How horribly would it turn out

depends on whether he's smart enough to keep it to a couple of the better regulars in these threads(Scribbleanon, Gooeyblob, and a couple others) or makes the error of having it be open season in who can contribute

where did this pasta start?

Where else? Sup Forums.

bogposting

who likes implied lewd
i can't believe aniki is fucking dead