How does she survive?

How does she survive?

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Like most big dudes he's little

How does he get up the stairs? He's at least twice as wide as they are.

He jumps.

Lube, and a lot of chinese knows
contortionism.

He’s got some recessive genes going on with a blonde head and brown haired father.

Gotta be Hell on their wallet having to repair the ceiling every time he decides to go upstairs.

Magic make shit happens.

The fuck is Marinette's race?

>implying he's not a gentle lover
>implying she's not a crazy degenerate

fuckablelese

Cavernous vagina to match his titanic erection.

He knows how to make Macrons, he just needs a phonecall and his wall will be fixed with French tax payers money.

Hapa

you know the cowgirl position fucking pleb?

>Manlets tell themselves this
This.

she had a lot of practice helping 'refugees'

Maybe he has little Dick or isn't that big. If Asians can get the BBC without dying i don't see how this is not possible

Dude is super gentle and she's on top most of the time?

You only say that because their dicks look small compared to the rest of them. They're average like everybody else.

Next episode, when?

Ancient Chinese secret.

I'm fucking a girl whose ex is 6'4". He was hung like a mouse. I'm grateful since the comparison makes my decidedly average 6" hits the back without much effort.

She said the guy she dated before was a short Mexican dude who was slinging nearly 10". Height and race are not good indicators of penis size.

Italian-french-chinese mix.

Some point this month.

He's built like a gorilla, saldy.

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Dick size is proportional to height, fatpads accounted for.

Not really. My friend is a Golem and his dick is only 4cm

Mari got her flexibility from somewhere

dick size is proportional to the ratio of shoulder width to hip width

She's the meat you get in an aussie meat pie.

Literally false

>this one tall guy that I know via anecdotal evidence had a tiny penis so it must be the norm
Nah you just need to feel better about your short height.

Actually, height is (on average) one of the only good indicators. Obviously there are exceptions.

ASAIK, the only better indicator of penis size is male vs female.

I'm not sure about that, I have wide hips for a man and my dick is over 7inches

He walks up sideways.

This is a really weird thing to make up

Gabriel has blond hair dude.

T. Manlet

Christ do girls actually openly compare you to the tyrones and Joses they fucked?

Digit ratio.

She's into being treated like an onahole.

obese people have tiny tiny ticks

Poor Marinette. First she gets cucked by her best friend. Now her parents are getting in on the act! What's next for our poor heroine?

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I don't watch this show (might start) but I stumbled across this redesign and thought it was cute

This is my fetish

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She enjoyed it.

Of course they do. They also show your dick pics to their moms.

I'm 6'6" and this is untrue.

If you do watch, piece of advice: keep your expectations low.

gorilla dick syndrome
big body, but small dick

le créature...

As a mother, i can tell you this is true.
But to be honest, my daughter kind of hates me, so, she probably just send me the pics to make me feel bad.

No dick is thicker than the head of an infant.

Tfw 6'9" and only 6"...

I get a lot of girls in bed, but a significantly less a second time. FML

I get

Would make sense, asian too, shallow pussy. Probably doesnt mind

>has a full 6
Just short. Both in length and height. Try being both a manlet and a dicklet, faggot. 6 is the magic number. Being a sliver off either measurement is what true suffering is. Any more and you're normal. Any less and you'd finally be able to man up and pull the trigger ending your pathetic existence. I'm sick of this almost there purgatory.

Move to a metric country, surely in their centimeter minds they don't have the same threshold.

I am in a metric country. You niggers memed it too hard. It's stuck in my head and become a major complex (one more than the other if we're honest). My post was comedically worded but not a single part of it was 'joking'

Not to Sup Forums-post too hard, but I blame Jews and their porn and race-mixing agenda.

And I'm a quarter beaner

>tfw americans don't realize they'd be a full inch longer on average if they didn't have their foreskin trimmed off at birth and the tension of the penis skin increased as compensation when it healed

you guys think Alya and Marinette will double team Adrien on the regular in return for getting pampered by him?

Is there a Mega for season 2 yet?

How do you know something like that?

everyone is big in porn. Large dick stereotype is old as fuck

I thought it was barely a centimeter

"Pampered?" Please elaborate.

It's very cute

basically threat both girls like his girlfriends which would usually bring negative attention cause its 2 girls but nobody seems to care expect Chloe.
so stuff like paying when they go eat somewhere or shopping, giving them rides with the Limo go whereever they need to be and so on.
stuff usually people hate rich people for expect cause its Adrien nobody seems to mind...well expect Chloe maybe.

There is literally a french name for this
>ménage à trois

Nope. Newp. Nuh-uh. Pretty much a full inch is what is lost in overall length. Gonna make sure this shit isn't done to my (eventual) children. You'd have to be either an idiot or a sadistic monster to circumcise your child with the level of information that's out there now.

Shes a sizequeen from the word go.

So, basically Archie, Betty and Veronica?

>size queen
nani

Smarch 20th.

6' is almost equal to 180cm, so we have the same jokes.
Dick size, not so much, just 10cm is smol and 20cm is HUEG.

I know. through its not "socially acceptable" anymore as it was when the term came about.

Indeed... nearest thing used now for most folks is Polyamorous ... or just say you are mormon

>male vs female
Wellllll, if you take fictional characters into account . . . .

You know whats awful? 2" while flaccid but 9" while erect.

If you want something bad enough, you make it happen

What show is this?

French Fetish Fuel for Kids.

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You can say that again

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Ancient Chinese secret.

Strongfat and obese are two separate things.

Are you not confusing it with Japanese Sex Ninjas?

You're too old to be here ma'am

Was it a good dick though?

>stuff usually people hate rich people for except because it's Adrien nobody seems to mind
That's because Adrien is a pretty sweetheart who would probably help you if you were in trouble.

It's not a shoe for adults at all, it's clearly written for kids, and not even older ones.

The trick to evade their jewish tricks is to only fap to solo videos, or just watch camgirls.

My BF is 6'5 and the size of a vienna sausage. My ex is 5'6 and the size of a beer bottle. It isn't always correlated.