Sup Forums's local rabbi is here now

Sup Forums's local rabbi is here now
Confess your Sup Forums related sins here

i spent too much time on Sup Forums

I must confess I still believe

Dream to see all jews dead and Israel burning

Just stay here for a bit, let me grab my gun and i'll be right back

I'm pro Palestine and think the Jews should give the poor muzies their fucking land back.

Though, I'm in no way a fan of muzies.

I didn't clap hard enough for my heeb overlord.

Thank you for taking the time out of your day to do this, greatest ally.

I once thought that leftists could be reasoned with.

Agreed. Let us spread our buttcheeks for him in thanks.

Don't forget to mutilate yourself and your children goy

That's not a sin user

shalom

a few years ago my life went to shit and I promised god if my life got better I'd move to israel. Now its better but I don't want to go.

wat do? God's not real anyway right?

Jews don't confess sins. You get forgiveness a year in advance on passover.

It's called the Kol Nidre:

All vows, and prohibitions, and oaths, and consecrations, and konams and konasi and any synonymous terms, that we may vow, or swear, or consecrate, or prohibit upon ourselves, •from the previous Day of Atonement until this Day of Atonement and ...• from this Day of Atonement until the [next] Day of Atonement that will come for our benefit. Regarding all of them, we repudiate them. All of them are undone, abandoned, cancelled, null and void, not in force, and not in effect. Our vows are no longer vows, and our prohibitions are no longer prohibitions, and our oaths are no longer oaths.

You Jewed your way out of atonement lol...

This is why Jews cannot be trusted.

I saw a penny on the floor and I didn pick it up

...

Gaz them all

Sub human scyzophrenic nation. I will have your blood sticks in my hand one day

Everyone here better confess to voting for and idolizing a Satanic kike, even though I'm pretty sure most of you knew deep down that he wasn't telling the truth all along.

Robots

Do us a favor and gas yourself so we won't have to.

>satanic
>literally satan yourself
What did Kek mean by this?