ITT: You are in Ancient Greece, 336 BC

Alexander the Great has been proclaimed King of Macedon.

Fuck it, I don't know enough history to make any jokes about this.

Step out of my sunlight

Alexander is not MY king!

Macedonian sheep fuckers are not Greeks

*has tons of gay sex with no repercussions or shame*

He IS the legitimate heir, if the Hetairoi agree, we go to burn down the rebels at Thebes and Sparta.

I wish I was white.

One can wish...when men were men and women were animals.

All he did was take his army on a walk and give some generals land

CAN'T SLANDER THE ALEXANDER!

true macedonian hero. gayreeks btfo desu senpai.

>Step one: Invent the Stirrup

>Step two: Gain a position of influence

>Step three: Get local authority somewhere

>Step four: Start advancing Hellenism and civilized institutions somewhere in the near east.

>Step five: ???

>Step six: Profit

Ooga booga.

Alexander was a faggot

fuck him right in the boypucci

True. It would be best to start dropping some redpills about faggotry.

#NotMyKING

Hmm why are everybody here pale and fair-haired and nordic looking instead of the arab looking breed like Greece and Macedonia is today

i would move to a white country.

Turks and arabs weren't a thing 325 bc

Whats wrong with fucking men instead of the inferior female creature? You guys are faggots.

Conquer all of Europe

Build a wall

Ban slavery and replace it with capitalism

Invent the AR-15

Set myself up as a mystic while Alex is off conquering the world, then travel to Babylon and use my reputation as a powerful magician to treat his injuries with modern medicine and antibiotics so he doesn't die of a fever and goes on to conquer Arabia and Europe.

Begin a pharmaceutical company aggressively researching vaccines and antibiotics

>King of Macedon
>Makedonians can't even speek Greek.
>Apparently Barbarians have invented Monarchy kek.
>Also: killed his father, has a sever degree of Hybris and is probably a persi-cuck
>#NotMyKing
>Makedonia is not Hellas
>#Learn2Hellas fags.

Nordicist art of the

Shitpost

purge all shit skins

> I look up from my barrel in Corinth and ask him to "stand a little out of my sun".

>tfw celtic

400 years as Turkish rape babies didnt help either.

try to leave some written evidence that ancient greeks were black

Who else has fantasies about being transported back in time with their current knowledge? Just imagine what someone with a somewhat decent education could manage back then.

Spbp

>Black...
>Written....

MY FUCKING SIDES.

King? My people were emperors

I'm so scared. I'm literally shaking right now. Literally shaking. Literally. I mean, how can you fucking assholes choose a bi slav male?!!! I mean what the actual fuck?!!!

I thought this country had finally moved on. I literally can't even. Literally. I mean, fucking literally.

Someone should assassinate Bucephalus.

it was too easy wasnt it?

No, they're far better

>arabs weren't a thing 325 bc
What is Afghanistan?

Wasnt Afghanistan aryan? Like Iranian Aryan. Arabs didnt live there then did they?

>Macedonia
>relevent, ever
They doesn't even wear pants

>Afghanistan
>arab

Baaa baa raaaa baaarr gaaa

actually afghanistan is arab but also indian and turkish
so they're brown, that's what matters, therefore always at war with someone else

I would probably be among the spartans fighting the persians but i would not feel good about the helots.

Slaves does not feel like a european thing anymore although slavery was invented in europe, i hope no european is proud of it.

Oogbabooga!

>actually afghanistan is arab but also indian and turkish
If anything, it's Persian and even that is debatable.

One of those proposition nations no doubt.

>missed the golden age of Athens
>kill myself

>Alexander the great
He is just a puppet of the eternal heretic Aristotle.

kek

Hark! I come from the future in the year 2016! Donald Trump will become the 45th President of the United States

Wow that's great news hey do you want to fuck some little boys in athens