It seemed like in the 16th and 17th century, Vienna in particular, was the epicenter of culture and wealth and academia. But now I hear almost nothing of this country. Vienna is a tourist city and Austria is a quasi-slav country now. What went wrong?
Your asshole is a problematic epicenter for your moms dick.
Easton Perry
>What went wrong? WW1
Luis Cruz
Not constructive.
Hunter Campbell
Explain please?
Dominic Perry
Just a sideways Peru in the wrong hemisphere.
Ryan Jenkins
>What went wrong? Prussia, Napoleon, reform-averse Kaisers, all sorts of shit that's partially our fault part nobody's.
Brody Ward
They make fine motorcycles for discerning hoons
Eli Morris
No habsburg ;__; Also they are pretty good, maybe they should join in with germany again.
Kayden Peterson
Still had a good run though
Julian Rodriguez
>What went wrong? WW1
Colton Martinez
>Goes to watch Beethoven conduct his own work. this is where and when I was meant to be born
Jack Davis
They kind of started it (Way mroe complex than that)
They lost a 4 vs. World Supersmackdown Reduced to 20% of size at max.
1945 was time to call it GG and become irrelevant.
2016 They will maybe reclaim their divine right to rule.
Adrian Sullivan
But...Austria has some of the highest standards in the world?
John Long
It's a shame, we, or at least I, learned a lot about American history and WWII, among other things, but really skimmed over WWI. I'm gonna do some wikipedia reading.
Eli Bennett
>quasi-slav country now The early Avar March was a squat paradise, durak.
Ryan Collins
Yeah, could be worse. Only if it's under Austrian leadership. Them splintering into a fucktonne of shitty little duchies rather than creating a proper nation is what made their sense of nationalism so fragile and laden with inferiority complexes.
Alexander Robinson
Hitler cucked the complete shit out of it. The End.
Bentley Clark
WWI is honestly more interesting, yeah. It was probably one of the last "classic" wars in terms of complexity and motives.
Nolan James
Think that WWI was the first war for any countries that solidified the term "negative victory", the Spanish-American war was the warm-up, though.
Gavin Roberts
>Spanish-American war Also known as an embarrassment for everyone involved.
>Think that WWI was the first war for any countries that solidified the term "negative victory" Hmm. I think there's been other ones, though most had that label attached far later.
Mason Bell
Nah that was the thirty years war, which honestly should have been dubbed WWI since it involved almost all relevant countries of the time
>Every growing alliances >Entente (France, Russia,Britain) and Central Powers. Some countries switch sides before the war. Why Russia joins France is disputed issue. >Both sides pump up their military. >Assesination sparks War between Serbia (russian Protectorate) and Austria >Germany helps Austria, declares war on Russias Friend France, marches over neutral Belgium, dragging the wholefucking brictish empire into the conflict. >4 Years of really horrible war later the 4 Central powers are utterly crushed.
I really, really do encourage you to give this channel a chance if you aren't educated on WW1.
The Thirty Years' War is definitely one of the Top 10 Anime Betrayals.
Angel Rodriguez
Bound to become.great again.
MAGA A G A
MAKE AUSTRIA GREAT AGAIN
Leo Mitchell
Went to vienna a lot and drove the whole country to the left
Vienna is classy af. Remember some palm trees (wtf). They have the biggest castles. Outside of vienna the whole country is like paradise. Hope they're nut full of refugees after last year.
Jordan Price
BRO TIER R O
T I E R
Angel Jones
>Hope they're nut full of refugees after last year.
Adam Rodriguez
Boy, do I have news for you. Please send help.
Thomas Cooper
Austria is genetically the same as it's Slavic neighbours. Vienna has always been Jewish though.
Now its infested with niggers and sand people.
Jeremiah Ramirez
>What went wrong? The forceful dismanteling of the divine Habsburg Empire left Europe in ashes. The wrong side won WW1, Europe has been USA's bitch ever since 1918.
Colton Edwards
>Austria is a quasi-slav country now Not here it's not, burger
Ethan Brooks
ist das der bodensee?
Daniel James
this basically
Jayden Hill
>check the filename
Dominic Allen
Beautiful, Austria, southern Germany, and Switzerland should be one country desu.
Kayden Brown
Rightful german clay.
Julian Perez
WWII was WW1-Part 2. They just took a breather in between. No lessons were learned the first time.
Brody Gonzalez
Sometimes I dream of union between >Baden-Württemberg >Bavaria >Switzerland >Austria (minus Burgenland) >South Tyrol
Jose Perez
You were too lazy to google, so you just posted anything, so someone would correct you, you sly bastard. it's the Traunsee in Gmunden in Upper Austria
Logan Harris
Hey OP, apart from Hitler, does our shitty nation even have ONE influential general or commander?
The only guy I can think of are Prinz Eugen (not ethnic Austrian) and Joseph Radetzky (also not ethnic Austrian). Karl Philipp Schwarzenberg is a cuck who accomplished nothing.
Our nation has always been a faggy empire that only managed to expand thanks to marriage and sharing power with Hungary like a true cuck.
Our nation's history began by getting BTFO by the fucking Swiss whose entire country is basically an anti-Austrian alliance/oath, when we tried to conquer them under the Babenbergs
We'd have gotten our ass handed to us TWICE by the Ottomans if it werent for winter the first time, and others coming to help us the second time.
We had Mexico for a while till our guy running it (Maximillan von Mexico) got executed for getting involved with the wrong people there
Our alliance with Spain was ruined because the Spanish heir turned out to be a mentally handicapped infertile autist (Charles II)
we tried to start a colony in India (Andaman islands) and failed when all our sailors died from malaria.
Moving on, Mozart never identified himself as Austrian. He was born in Salzburg that was de-facto independent at the time.
Nikola Tesla was born in our empire but he is also not ethnic Austrian.
We discovered Franz Josefsland but lost it to the Russians
We got Sigmund Freud going for us but his theories have been widely considered nonsense by modern psychologists today. plus he is a Jew.
We got Johann Strauss II and a couple of others like Boltzmann, Ernst Mach, Schwarzschild etc. which is cool I guess.
We got BTFO by fucking tiny ass Serbia after declaring war on them in 1914 and only managed to subdue them much later with German help in the final years of WW1.
So if anything, it is Austria that never did shit that justified its existence on the map of Europe.
Charles Carter
Too long; don't redd it
Aaron Miller
Fuck off republic fag, at least Habsburg Austria formed itself, instead of being forced by the USA like the corrupt republic we have today. The Austrian Empire had some truly influential and talented people, just look at the Habsburgs themselves. I have to agree that being cucked by Hungary in 1867 was the downfall of the monarchy, but till then they did pretty well, especially culturally. Look at Vienna now, it's a stinking shithole with sandniggers and turks everywhere.
Carter Collins
they are weak and angry, they want to dominate europe , they use germans are retarded golem to conquer other countries. they install all kind of puppets to mobilize germans.
they are opposite of netherlands.
Samuel Rodriguez
>Baden-Württemberg
no kill it with fire, that shit state is the most degenerated in the whole german speaking world
I spent a few weeks in the area, wonderful really. It was a bit hard because I was always mistaken for a local but my Deutsche isn't very good. I did pick up a Süddeutsch accent though.
Jeremiah Miller
Austria is great. I wish the Great War never happened.
Caleb Richardson
I'm Bavarian and we almost have nothing in common with them, but they are an economic, innovative powerhouse with excellent work ethics.
Well I picked up a Syrian accent :^)
Carson Diaz
too much immigration
Carter Scott
You're a cuck projecting your own cuckholdry over the whole country. Kill yourself.
Brandon Martinez
that might be true, but before you invite them they would need to deport all the linken zecken to berlin including their families.
Ryder Phillips
I go to school in Vienna, half my class is slav and a few turks who i dont mind , pretty chill people the only Problem being that they leave trails of sonnenblumenkernschalen everywhere they go
Camden Torres
1914-1945 happened
My grandparents were even happy when they died 5 years ago saying they can't take the shame american culture put on us anymore...grandma even suicided due to american influence
every elder person says that you are the niggers that lead to the fall of europe as we know it and deep inside you know that it is true
Elijah Sanders
>grandma even suicided
lmao i wasnt aware this is a YLYL thread
Luis Wood
I think you will be fine in the end. The vast majority of people I talked with were quietly against refugees, I'm pulling for you guys.
Colton Johnson
>ywn have real sonnenblumenbrot again
Michael Scott
I wouldn't even be against refugees per se if >we only took in REAL refugees instead of economic migrants >it would be absolutely clearly communicated that they would have to return once the crisis is over
Henry Foster
Saladin will be your General if you don't get shit strait soon.
Jayden Ortiz
>.grandma even suicided due to american influence Germans are fucked up
>mfw my grandfather still keeps a memorial tablet with all the comrades from his village who he went to war with and the Golden Cross of Honour of the German Mother from his mother among other stuff
Michael Nelson
The cities are beautiful, the landscape and mountains amazing, the food awesome... but the people are the worst kind of assholes. Trust me, I grew up there.
Andrew Russell
never again. I will never trust a Prussian traitor.
Landon Jackson
What? They're awesome, but maybe that's because I'm Bavarian. I feel very close to Austrians, we have a lot in common. Mimimi.
Jordan Morgan
>it would be absolutely clearly communicated that they would have to return once the crisis is over >implying the ride ever ends whew lad
Josiah Perry
Oh, I forgot. Wars last forever.
Got it.
John Barnes
no, but the crisises and wars in shitholes like africa and in the middle east won't end in our lifetimes
Oliver Murphy
Those losers will claim not to be Germans while they look the same and speak the same language. Cucked beyond repair
Isaac Diaz
I get that, but taking in real refugees would mean cutting the heart out of any future Syria. I think the main problem is that it is just so difficult for them to enter your job market and you give them great gibs so they have no real incentive either.
I'm willing to bet that you will just start quietly deporting them over the next few years. Likely most normies won't even notice.
How is the economy atm?
Jose Hernandez
True, there is an upper limit.
Look, the reason why I am not against refugees per se is you. America.
My grandmother told me stories about how sent food and supplies to Germany so the population wouldn't starve and freeze to death, and that was shortly after American soldiers had to die because they were dragged into a war they didn't start.
And it wasn't just the U.S. government, tens of thousands of private housheolds sent care packages to a country that had killed their sons.
My grandmother never forget that, she had always been very moved and touched by these grand gestures. I might not even be alive today if it hadn't been for America support for Germany after the war.
And everytime I see or read stories about refugees, I can't help but think of her.
Jeremiah Carter
kys faggot
Robert Phillips
>Germany's hat shit talking other countries.
Robert Gutierrez
>What? They're awesome, but maybe that's because I'm Bavarian. I feel very close to Austrians, we have a lot in common.
I am Austrian. Bavarians are awesome, Austrians are assholes, the lot of them.
Carter Roberts
Okay German in denial
Connor Allen
we claim not do be German? WE?
Last time a politician got into power who said we are German the EU sanctioned us.
We know we are German but because of political correctness it needs to be paraphrased as "Austria is part of the German language and culture region" Saying we are German is interpreted as "I want the third Reich back"
Jaxon Morris
Tell me about the Austro-Hungarian Empire, why did it fail ? Why Austria is more cucked than Hungarian nowdays ?
Easton Young
Well for one, your country (Austria-Hungary) was the first country to offer civilization, property rights and basic human rights to each person living in it - no matter if it was a Catholic Croat, Orthodox Serb or Muslim Bosniak.
Tyler Reed
>quasi-slav country now Burger education and world view here. Austria is literally like germany with a different accent and a few less migrants.