Thing that totally happened

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hey rabbi

>pointed to my safety pin

lmao

Finally a way for liberals to virtue signal all the time through attire

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WATCHA DOIN RABBI

>I shook my head no and pointed to my safety pin

The thing that makes me the most mad is thinking anyone further than 5 feet from you can tell you're pointing to/wearing a fucking safety pin.

cool we figured out a way to get liberals to identify themselves

note how all these "hate crimes" are happening in blue states and on college campuses.

What is this safety pin thing? I've missed this completely.

>black
>driving home from work
>3:40 am
>get pulled over for 'speeding'
>I was going 53 in a 50
>asks if I was drinking
>"no sir"
>gives me a breathalyzer
>wtf
>do it anyways
>.00
>he takes it from me
>HE blows in it
>.63
>drags me out the window
>handcuffs me
>throws me in the back of his car
>start speedin down the highway
>SLAMS on the breaks
>i fall out of the seat and laying on the floor
>he starts doing donuts in the highway
>I start throwing up
>he starts yelling "TRUMP'S AMERICA NOW"
>he unhandcuffs me
>opens door while the car is still spinning
>pushes me out of the back
>speeds off
Fuck Trump supporters man

Basically liberals are all wearing safety pins to let each other know that you are safe with them.

> (OP)
It's some dumb shit that liberals are wearing now for
>safe space free of hate, sexism, xenophobia

And shit like that

Some idiotic sign of solidarity that started after the Brexit vote. It's now used to signal you're one of the good people that Were With Her.

hey rabbi whatcha doin?

Is it a poop swastika?

>popped down to the corner shop so I did
>got myself a packet of chocolate globbernaughts, a handsome boy slivvy and some pandewaffe snazzies
>get spotted by a group of marauding Trump supporters and brexiters as I walk out
>they were there to burn it down because the owner is a Muslim but they didn't sell kebabs
>my poofy effeminate gait offends one of them
>they surround me with their homophobic white vans and hairy beer bellies
>my Fisher-Price rape whistle is slapped out of my hand before I could summon a community support officer for assistance
>they beat me bloody with bike chains and big sticks
>a man in a MAGA hat starts screaming "THE WORLD BELONGS TO AMERICA NOW, SLIMY LIMEY" as he stomps my bowler hat and walking cane into the mud
>they threatened that if I ever showed my face around there again, they'd send me to America so they can deport me

IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS

It means you want to have rough sex with hard gays.

>when the jews put the stars on themselves

I hope someone is doing a list of all these traitors.

PLEASE MORE
I CRAVE THIS SHIT MORE THAN LIBE TEARS

It's even better - they are using fucking diaper pins.

>pointed to the safety pin I was wearing
Oh fug
the signaling
its so good
so moral
FUUUUUCK

Big babies being babies.

whatcha doin'

It's a diaper fetishist dog whistle. They use it to identify one another

This is just repeated from an earlier post

Also just checking,

sometimes i imagine how nice it'd be if all these attacks actually happened

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I was given one outside Covent Garden a couple months ago. Smiled and nodded and acted all polite then threw it in the trash when they weren't looking.

>I shook my head no and pointed to my safety pin
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT

is this the cover of the new mars volta??

>This is a post I never thought I would ever have to write

They always start with a fucking line like that.

Why these always sound so hammy and fake? I've read better fake stories from bait pastas here

Here's one for the dutchbros.

It was one of her kids, they are sick of her bullshit

>to signal you're one of the good people that Were With Her.
So its an abortion child sacrifice thing?

Next time someone gives you one try doing some impromptu performance art with it. Like fold it open, prick your thumb and start shouting WE ALL BLEED THE SAME COLOR and see if you can get other people to do it too.

its like how Hitler making jews were a yellow star, but the dumb fucks did it to themselves

Why do you losers say this is fake?

See

Because every case has been debunked. Nice it time for this one

That's the best part of the story.


>chew mentos, get the chicks

What the hell is that?

>they threatened that if I ever showed my face around there again, they'd send me to America so they can deport me
>send me to America so they can deport me

I want this to be a thing

Can't we get them to wear a star or something? A pin is a little discrete.

>Putting a diaper pin on a disposable diaper

alt right dweebs can never admit when they are wrong

They all open up like
>I thought this could never happen
>I'm shocked this happen to me
>bamboozled! why did this happen to me?
But every comment before it how the horrible racist world fucks them in the ass everyday.

Who the fuck in this day an age wouldn't immediately whip out their phone and start recording? Her story is slightly more believable than some I've seen because Oregon be racis as fuk fo real.

Jews are very what's the word...? Creative? With their lies. Like that whole Rosenblat thing.

>safety pin
My face when I have no face

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Leafs with the gets!

Hmm he looks a tad brown doesnt he?

>safety pin
that's how you know the train has no brakes

>still wearing a safety pin

>safety pin

IT'S A MAGICAL PROTECTION YOU CANT ARM US

>send me to america so they can deport me
Top fucking zozzle

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That bear looks very comfy

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>BLM in Nederland
>KKK in Nederland
>Turken die respect hebben voor vrouwen en ze in het openbaar troosten
Doet me werkelijk nadenken

>pointed to safety pin

How do you point to something so small? They can't keep making up such retarded false flags.

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WATCHA DOIN'?

Retailers are going to make a fortune off of retarded liberals with their safety pins

lel that nigger in the video

OY VEY RABBI SHEKELWITZ IS AT IT AGAIN

Why do you think it's real?

>marxists brand themselves
I hope it stands the test of time

Should have said "fed my wife's son lunch," but other than that, it's a pretty decent troll. They tricked Sup Forums

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Sup Forums started that

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that really activated my edam

It should also be mentioned that it's an 80s fag sign, like "hankey codes" that signals your willingness to have safe homosexual sex.

I don't see anyone spending more than 25 cents for a safety pin.

>if I ever showed my face around there again, they'd send me to America so they can deport me

Bullshit, white boy. That's just subversive backfill.

It's good subversive backfill, yes, but that's still what it is.

>ik was letterlijk aan het trillen

Holy shit. Inderdaad, smerige liegende hoer. Dit is het land waar je geboren bent. En we willen je niet. Nou snel optiefen.

left side you are the "top"
right side you are the "bottom"
most of these people are wearing in on the right.

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HAHAHAHAHA

I've got some OC

>Censoring "f**k" in the article
>not censoring "fuck" in the image

kek

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Has anyone got a list of all these fake claims? There was one by that muzzie who made up that her hijab was stolen

"genius behind the button" Hahahahahaha

I'm guessing you're a disgusting phoneposter so I did the work for you. Now give me a blowie.

>posting the edited image
found the rabbi

Holy fucking kek

remember that the people wearing safety pins are the same people who buy Apple products

thanks friend

not a phoneposter, just incredibly lazy

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My favorite have been all the ones on HuffPo screaming about "boycotting all sites that list Trump or Ivanka Trump's merchandise" which includes literally Amazon and everything. Even Macy's. Kek.

But the kicker is that one of the writers had a profile pic with these stunning Hugo Boss glasses. Great looking glasses. Hugo Boss of course being the outfitter for actual Nazis and actually Hitler.

But I'm sure that's lost on them.

Wearing a pin threatening to fuck people up definitely proves you are one of the good guys

Where's my blowie?

The best part is that Clara Jeffery is Editor-in-Chief of Mother Jones and even she didn't buy it.

So it's basically a mark on them, a mark that the white man forced them to use, a mark that could get them targeted like... Jews?

ohh le humanity