YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
theglobeandmail.com
>mexican intellectuals
Mexican Scientist discovers how to turn pee into electricity
Jaxson Cooper
Jace Butler
PEE IN BATTERY
Bentley Jenkins
PISS POWER
Christopher Adams
This is good, why are you butthurt?
Logan Turner
That's pretty awesome! It's amazing what sort of things you can discover with just a little hardwork and know-how.
This could be applied to help create electricity with just piss, it would make it pretty accessible!
Liam Ortiz
>mexican scientist
Isaiah Gomez
>Mexican scientist
Nathan Watson
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Blake Butler
This is a pretty good idea.
Or do you propose it's better we keep dumping it in rivers, Mario?
Brody Ward
>peeing outside government mandated toilets will be a crime
>pee police will be a thing
2016 is magic.
Anthony Price
pissing into a sea of renewable clean burning piss.
Angel Turner
Can't wait for peer review outside of a pop-sci article.
FYI for those that don't keep up with discoveries like this, the pee-transformed-into-electricity bit isn't new. Processes have been "invented" before, almost always in backwater shitholes or places where the discovery would be a massive help, but they're always flawed or incorrect or in some way still inefficient.
Jack Sanders
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Blake Lopez
Take dissimilar metal plates, place in bucket, fill with piss, get electrical power.
Welcome to 1808 Mexico.
Logan Rivera
he beat me to it, fucking Peedro
Kayden Reed
Mexico is the pee to India's poo.
Michael Clark
>Mexican scientists
Joshua Brooks
I dont think india has found a use for their poo yet
Chase Sanders
if he actually did somehow succeed that's pretty good
Daniel Murphy
poop in toilet
Mason Johnson
Yeah, they send it to USA
Ethan Rivera
>Mexican Scientist
Zachary Kelly
>this will revolutionize the Mexican economy
>this will revolutionize the Mexican economy
>this will revolutionize the Mexican economy
wtf?
Leo Sullivan
They live buly bathing in poo rivers. They need it to stay brown.
Austin Butler
More power to him.
Eli Wilson
corona?
Jason King
*golfclap
eh there is a guy on youtube who used his own pee to make ammonium nitrate
Nathan Gonzalez
The mine it for gold, im not even kidding
Ayden Garcia
I don't see the issue... yes hahaha XDXD ex dee its PEEEEE!
More power to them.
Ryder Lopez
>urine into biogas
Like jenkem?
Noah Adams
>Mexican scientist
>Mexican warlock
>Mexican intellectual
>Mexican astronaut
>Mexican professor
>Mexican commando
>Mexican American
Liam Gonzalez
finally, after 420,919 piss experiments
Sebastian Davis
kek
Blake Bell
>mexican doctorate of pissology
Easton Walker
>Mexican scientist
Jack Bailey
>mexican scientist
Nathan Campbell
Is scientist codeword for worlock?
Logan Torres
>mexican scientist
Alexander Russell
>Mexican Scientist
Wyatt Watson
>piss into electricity
>tequila into diamonds
>waiting for these alchemists to turn mexico into a non-shithole so they will go the fuck back home
>mexican pride
>my fucking sides
Kayden Murphy
>people laughed at India
>they have power-sources all over the country