Why do Americans act so fucking stupid? Is it their genes? Lifestyle? Upbringing?
>be an ameribro >on trip with sister celebrating graduation >risk falling into boiling pool of acid >fall >die >sister not only witnesses the spectacle she records it on a cell phone
I'd tend to say television and music since we have the same shit and people are as unable to exercise critical thinking.
Ryan Roberts
What does "hot pot " mean
Cooper Gomez
I would also like to know
Mason Allen
Says what it is at the bottom of the picture, user
Brody Thomas
Literally says in OP's pic you illiterate kraut.
Leo Roberts
Where do you think African Americans learn all the dumb shit they do from?
Xavier Anderson
natural selection doing it's job
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Evan Nelson
Just noticed, its the first sentence. *An Oregon man who died after falling into a scalding Yellowstone National Park hot spring in June was looking for a place to "hot pot," the forbidden practice of soaking in one of the park's thermal features, officials said."
Colton Lewis
Sorry, i am blind apparently. Why didn't he dip a toe in first to test the waters?
Jordan Perez
In this case it refers to finding a natural hot springs that is bubbling up into a tub shaped natural pool in the ground and soaking in it like a hot tub.
Carter Thompson
Where's the video?
Bentley Wright
Thx guys
Wyatt Baker
I think he was doing something like that. He was reaching towards the pool and fell in. Ground probably gave way.
Charles Diaz
Lmao burgerboi was too fat to swim out of the water fast enough, probably brought back memories of when he used to go for swims in the deep fryer at mcdonalds
Jeremiah Gray
that actually looks gross as shit. would rather hot box myself (filling a small room with farts and forcing someone to sit in it)
Matthew Nelson
>implying you can swim in boiling hot acid water
Adam King
'hmmmm everything is dead surrounding this pool of water but it is still a good idea to me to get into it'
John Edwards
Funny part is most of these pools stink of sulfer, so I suppose it could smell like the nastiest egg farts ever
Jaxson Powell
What happens to videos like this? Do the authorities keep a copy on file? Does the sis actually get to keep her copy or is it destroyed?
Caleb Collins
Shiiiet, that's a shame
Landon Robinson
Heat typically makes chemical reactions happen faster and scalding water will already strip your flesh off. If i fell into boiling sulfuric acid I'd rather be shot than have anyone try to pull me out
Aaron Adams
>Be American >Want to chillax in a boiling pool of acidic water
Anthony Gray
This is what happens when you watch anime and think it's real life.
Anthony Hill
fucken fickle millenials. What do ya have to do to get clicks these days? If recording your brother melting in acid doesn't make you facebook famous then nothing will
James Phillips
Yeah they have a copy still and I assume the sister does
They wouldn't release it because it'd damage tourism to Yellowstone That and it's a guy melting and I doubt normies would be interested
Jackson Thomas
>death by scalding water
Imagine the scream he must have made.
Jose Hughes
Montanan here, tourists have really been fucking themselves up in Yellowstone this year. It's hilarious.
Kevin Bennett
>He doesn't regularly swim in hot acid water Wew you are fucked in the apocalypse.
Kayden Long
Dying when your last realization is how much of a fucking retard you just were is probably the worst way to go.
Lincoln Jenkins
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
On a serious note i've read that people getting boiled alive is not even the common death at yellowstone national park.
Isaac Campbell
what de fuggh :DDD
someone should make a spurdo out of that
William Taylor
I assume she has a copy on her cloud storage
James Allen
>>sister not only witnesses the spectacle she records it on a cell phone
>women dont really have emotions >more news at 11
Jace Sullivan
Pet a buffalo. They like it.
Parker Butler
>wants to "hot pot" above a super volcano
I thought American college graduates / debt slaves were extremely intelligent Sup Forums
Easton Bailey
Wtf?! Now I hate sulfuric acid. Thanks Sup Forums.
Nathaniel Walker
But what if your batteries didn't work?
Jackson Stewart
>are you sure Bobby, that looks awfully dangerous! We could get in trouble! >shut the fuck up Shannon you don't know shit about shi-AAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhsssssss *gurgle*
William Rogers
Nature's way of culling the herd m8. I seriously have no empathy for the victim when they do dumb shit like this.
Yellowstone springs are dead springs, As in, Nothing lives within a 100 yards of most of them because of the wonderful cocktail of salts and acids that they tend to carry.
Liam Brooks
>turns out boiling yellowstone water causes you to be reborn with a bunch of tentacles
Wyatt Wright
FWIW I read the FOIA reports because I've been there and couldn't believe anybody could be so stupid. You'd have to be out of your mind to leave the trail and walk around in that fart smelling area. Everything about it says death to a normal person, but people die all the time. His body melted overnight, nothing left but half a flip flop and a wallet. The report said they'd check every month to see if any remains bubbled up. The description of the video was redacted, and only the girl and the park service have a copy. Evidently it is a recording of him falling in. He went under the surface when he was putting his foot in to see if it was too hot.
Chase Ortiz
>Just last month, in the park's Lamar Valley, two international visitors put a bison calf into their vehicle and drove it to a ranger station because the animal was shivering and appeared cold. The travelers were arrested and ticketed, but the calf later had to be euthanized after park officials tried unsuccessfully to reunite the animal with its herd.
Christ on the cross. Where do you live? My sister's family lived in Red Lodge forever.
Kayden Powell
>american hot springs Chinese ones are obviously superior.
John Cruz
I remember that story, Kind of shows why Bison are going extinct, the smallest contact with humans ruins their herd culture.
Julian Perez
There's a kind of food prep called hotpot. It's Asian. They put a boiling pot of flavored water in front of you and bring you uncooked meat and veggies and shit to cook in the pot right there on the table... it's pretty good.
That's what I thought this article was talking about in the beginning, which actually sounds like a kinda fun idea.
John Jones
it seems bisons are alt-right too
Levi Williams
I thought hot boxing is when you're smoking pot and you seal yourself in and fill the room with smoke
Logan Thompson
I wonder how long it took him to pass out from the pain of being both melted and boiled alive.
Nathaniel Mitchell
A FUCKING LEAF
William Cruz
Hotpot is a chinese food dish of cooking things in boiling soup.
This means it was a chinese immigrant who did this
most likely a student Nothing of value was lost
Benjamin Barnes
The problem is poor people tbqh.
Asher Fisher
I hope this makes it to the Darwin awards. It's been a decade since I went to Yellowstone, but signs were everywhere telling you you'd die if you tried swimming. When you can see thick mud, boiling, common sense should win.
Chase Turner
you wouldn't boil a pot with the lid sealed on and stand and watch it in your kitchen so why do it outside where the pot is the earth and also there's acid and shit our ancestors worked extra hard so their kitchen would never have to get scalded by geysers
Ryan White
Probably shortly after his first lungful
Christian Rodriguez
>check flag You forgot to change your flag.
Robert Carter
.... Touche
Nathaniel Myers
>That and it's a guy melting and I doubt normies would be interested Normies are weird
Lincoln Hughes
the man himself was the uncooked meat apaprently
Kevin Green
>Google "hot pot" >zero links suggesting that it's slang for taking an illegal dip in a hot spring >the body was "completely dissolved" >doesn't name the supposed Oregon man
It's just another fake story to scare people from going off the paths at Yellowstone.
Adrian Brown
t. Juan Hernandez
Oliver Perez
go back to breaddit
Aaron Butler
>>It's just another fake story to scare people from going off the paths at Yellowstone.
all the documents are out there. Someone did a FOIA request and I read all the reports. His name is listed in there if you wade through them enough. They found his head and upper body above the water when they went back that night to look, and by morning it had been dissolved.
Blake Reed
I want to know how long it took him to melt
Bentley Butler
>Do I record this? >GRGLMGLRGHELP ME PLEASE I'M IN TERRIBLE PAIN! GLGRLGL >Okay, I record this!
Thomas Campbell
Most people that attempt to do stupid shit like this at least look into what they're doing before doing it. As a rule, if it doesn't fucking kill you, go ahead and do it. These people are especially stupid, because they clearly didn't do the one thing you're supposed to do before doing incredibly stupid shit.
>Northwesterners *tips ten gallon hat*
Thomas Powell
I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass!
Julian Ortiz
Hot Pot cuisine in real life doesn't immediately dissolve the meat and vegetables though.
This is more like some horror movie shit.
Hudson Long
2 days apparently
Brayden Myers
"People" from the lefty coast are neither American nor humam
probably on liveleak. (website about Brazilian flipflop lifestyle)
Nicholas Bailey
Thank you.
Camden Parker
NP user They were fascinating and horrifying.
Logan Martinez
>OH NO, IT'S BOILING ACID!
Luis Taylor
Natural selection at its finest. I can only imagine how long it took him to die. I'd guess that within 10 of being in the acid water he'd already lost all his nerve endings and didn't feeling anything.
I read on a news site that authorities couldn't get his body out initially and came back the next day and his body had completely dissolved into the water. What a way to go. I'm sure a hipster like him from Oregon always wanted to become one with the Earth though.
Josiah Gonzalez
how do they not have this shit roped off? or they did and he ignored it?
Jason Gray
Isn't high acidity a huge red flag that it's about to blow?
Dylan Lewis
The park is enormous. They had to walk 200 yards off the path that has signs saying you're going to die if you leave this path. The dead trees and sulphur smell is also a good hint. >wanted to become one with the Earth though. guilty kek
Justin Reed
Damn, all that's left is one of his flip flops.
Jackson Martinez
LET THIS BE A LESON TO ALL YOU FAGGOTS NOT FROM MONTANA
IF YOU COME HERE YOU WILL DIE
FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL
Carson Young
Acid doesn't boil retard
Jack Ramirez
oh, shit! I didn't see that pic! I fell asleep after getting about half way through the reports >plus I felt kinda sick >poor bastard I'd love to know how they got it in their head this was a good idea.
Lincoln Torres
THIS ISN'T POLITICS
THIS SHIT BELONGS IN Sup Forums
Elijah Hill
it's when you put your junk in a pot of almost boiling water to kill off your sperm
i.e.; he didn't want to get his sis pregnant
Luis Bell
I think it said the water had a PH level of 5 or 6.
Ryan James
At least it's a quick death. Poor fucker probably had his nerve endings cooked before he could feel pain.