Pick one

Pick one

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None.

All of them got bad teeth, smelly, probably suck 90 dicks before me.

this
No amount of gross looking art will change that

>probably suck 90 dicks before me.
>2018
>still wanting a pure maiden waifu.

Can I pick an outfit?

Marry Lee
Fuck Marie
Kill May

SuperSpoe is that you?

Marie, shes the only one that looks hot canonically. I need to watch more of this show, wasnt allowed to as a kid and the few episodes ive seen when i was a teen were hilarious

>Pick one

Marie. Short hair best hair.
The other two can watch.
Freaks me out that this show might have set off my attraction to aggressive chicks.

There's really only one option.

>probably suck 90 dicks before me
Don't be like that, user. I'm sure if you apply yourself, you can suck 90 dicks before them.

Childhood is picking Marie
Adulthood is picking May

All three, because fuck you.

Lee
I have a thing for girls who have their eyes covered by their hair or hats or anything else, while having delicious lips on top of that. It really gets me going

Wow those designs suck ass.

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You try drawing them then

(Please)

Hahahah wow it's like you just want some small tits like a moron.

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>mfw
>they own a Gamecube
Kankers confirmed for best waifus
The question is, who do they main?

It's fucking lazy. Everyone is drawing generic "muh THICC" bodies with different heads on them.

greft

>Can I pick an outfit?

sure

Marie will nearly get you arrested and dump you for a leather dyke
May will cheat on you and pretend she doesn't know the person she cucked you with
Lee will fix your truck, tell you you have the biggest cock she's seen on a white boy but leave you for a dispensary farmer

cringe

> mommie come look i was a newfag on Sup Forums

surprisingly hard choice

8)

Ha ha ha! "One." That's funny, OP.

I'm going to put a baby in each of them.

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Tell me how do I know a Mayfag drew this pic

Head canon after highschool
All three work in a garage
>Marie straight up grease monkey, who likes to bug Double D at his internship.
>Lee manager at the garage. Will work on cars if have to. She loves to pester Eddy at the convenience store he works at, but absolutely hates when Eddy ask for free repair for the van
>May works part time as a receptionist and also intern (same place as Double D) Marie is a little jealous they work so close together, but Lee told her to calm her tits. May only break is working at the video/comic shop Ed works at. He doesn't pay too much attention as he is always recommend random stuff at costumers.

Although not dating the Ed's are a lot more tolerable to the Kankers. Often when doing a van road trip they'll reluctantly take the Kankers in case the van brakes down, which it often does, Marie can fix it. Lee and Eddy take turns driving.

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>Kevin works for his dad as head of security. He just watches monitors all day and post on his Instagram #hustle
>Kevin was able to hook Rolf up with a security guard job. Rolf is happy.
>Nazz is in college trying to get a degree in child psychology. She works as a life guard at the YMCA. She has no idea how bad her student loan will get.

They're adventure mirror a lot of the Ed's except more successful.
Ex. Ed's go to a concert, they get VIP and meet the artist.

>meleefags calling anyone a scrub
Enjoy your party game, casuals.

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I like it. But I don't think Rolf would be content as a security guard though. He belongs in the fields tending to his beets

>Melee
>"I can't have fun unless I'm breaking the game"
Brawl and smash 4 let you use the same controllers, fuck you bitches and your wavedashing wobbling asses

>Dat Underboob

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If this was what they looked like in reality, I'd say Lee.

I swear if I get Mad Catz controller

You realize they probably only play Gamecube because they're poor, right?

Marie>May>Lee

forever and allways

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Is this loss?

who is the artist?

haha, yeah right. They got dumpy trailer park genes. Flapjack titties and square asses.

I always liked Lee

My nigga

best ship

Superspoe

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Only one that matters

Blender knight is a god

* checks out gallery *

geez, all he draws are obese women. how disappointing.

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Captain falcon Mario and Falco respectively

TFW no date to the dance

You're not alone user I was the same way when I went to see in hopes for more sisters.

MUH DICK

>tfw I always liked Lee the best

I'm with you

I'd like Lee better if she just changed her hair. Not that I want to see her eyes, but still.

>may
>anything but worst
Ugliest, dumbest and worst voice.

This!

She's got that dead tooth, though. That's the dealbreaker for me.

we all know whats under there anyways

They are gross, the only option is the blue haired girl

From left to right:
Fuck, Kill, Ma(rr)y.

Marie has always been my favorite of the three, with May as a close second. Lately that second feels like it's been closing in, too. But let's be real if you want to marry one: it's gotta be May. Marie would fuck like a tiger and it would probably be one of the best experiences ever, but May is clean and loyal as fuck and would let you make kids nonstop, basically.

Look at the size of those jawbreakers!

Marie's VA also played Kevin.

Post more Kankers.

End game keep in mind

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DELET

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Racists need to leave

>no one has posted that futa Kanker on male user Pastebin story yet

I'm kinda surprised. I always see that link in these threads.

you have my interest

pastebin.com/da6u6WFX

It was never finished, though.

Everyone called me Ed in school, might as well choose May.

If you insist.

Marie definitely Marie.

Marie all day everyday

In this picture May, when watching the show as a kid I would of picked May as well.

why's you taste so bad

>She has no idea how bad her student loan will get.

thats so real i got sick thinking of it

I never really liked the series but the blue is cute.

I'm not gonna lie, May's dopey innocence is what always got me

>he can't even wavedash

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>right to left
>working your way up the ladder

doesn't she have a third eye or some shit

I was hoping this artist wasn't bad but behold he likes fat shit

>nose

Marie, always

Feels bad man

Keep up the good work Spoe