Z

>Z
??
Unironically, what did he mean by this?

He's asleep. I don't know why his eyes are still open, though.

He fell asleep because he hadn't had his coffee.
Maybe Heathcliff is more your speed.

he felt sleep because he hasn't had coffee in a while

>>Z
That’s not how you pronounce it
It’s pronounced Z

well now I feel foolish

When people are subject to unusual sleep conditions, they may fall asleep with their eyes open. In the comic, it means that Reginald has developed a caffeine dependency. Since he values the preservation of Beartato's coffee art over getting a fix, he's been irritable and sluggish, to the point of falling asleep mid-scowl..

...

I have legit fallen asleep standing up.
>Don't be an EMT

You pronounce Z as Z? But I've always pronounced it Z! Has my whole life been a sham?

Are beach bullies something that exists or ever existed irl? Or is it one of those weird tropes?

>Z
i have literally never heard anybody pronounce it like "Z." i've heard a couple people pronounce it like "Z" but they're fucking retarded.

It was a really famous ad by Charles Atlas.

Not beach bullies, just assholes that goes to the beach.

The true pronunciation comes from a magical place called Old Z-land
Some people didn't like this pronunciation so they sailed to the opposite side of the world with a new Z, they named their new nation after this "new Z"

Well, my parents are from England so I was raised to pronounce Z like Z.

Thanks for the info.

Canadian here.
Zed

Guess that means you're the beach bully

Fucking Canucks ruining everything again, Ill give you a pass because you guys produce the best cosplay bitches

>a magical place called Old Z-land
>Old-Z land
>O-Z land
>Oz
>magical
>magical land of Oz

A F U C K I N G L E A F

Shut your forking mouth, Canuck