ITT: comics for intelligent people

ITT: comics for intelligent people

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The slowest god damn porn comic ever.

it's made by a woman so of course it's slow

Are you telling me the fat guy isn't a self insert? His disgusting fat body is in there because of a conscious artistic decision?

Blaster nation died for this piece of shit

I DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH OF THE BLONDE NEET WEEB QT.

The Virgin Rock Cocks.

The Chad Alfie.

Plenty of women like hefty men, user. This wouldn't be news to you if you knew any chicks.

Fuck women! I don't want to see gross fat men in my porn, if I wanted to look at disgusting fat men I'd look in a mirror.

Lucky for you that 90% of porn only has /fit/ fags in it, then.

user, I want you to really really really think about the context here.

These are musicians.
Living rough in a bus.
Having lots of sex all over the place.
Having promiscuous sex romps with near strangers of the same social circles.
On the floor.

user, they all are actually stinky and ugly.

It is like how artists draw themselves looking better than they actually look.

Well Sup Forums?

That guy isn't fat, he's just really built with some belly fat, like Trump.

>young child so wittingly snarky and throwing down zingers on adults like a B-52

i can't even ironically like Assigned Male. It just seems like some trans dude's ideal self-insert of a child that is never in the wrong and is so deep and "woke".

maybe i'd even forgive that if the art style wasn't trash.

But I'd know more women if I wasn't a hefty man. >Like Trump
Obese?

>built
Trump is straight up obese, dude

You're not alone. A huge amount of even tumblr and /lgbt/ find the character absolutely insufferable and consider the representation an insult.

Man, what a shitlord for being curious as to why you'd harm your own body.

this is true though, sucking dick and licking pussy take practice.

Well?

I can see why. A lot of the strips sound like they advocate for the other side.

>we all have the genders

Isn't that statement agender erasure due to its assumption of gender-normativity?

well depends on contex, if you bring it up you should expect to be questioned. If I say something, I expect someone to reply to it I need (you)s

The best part about that little strip? Damn near every strip is that delusional motherfucker justifying his existence.

Well?

Frilly shirt wearer is right. That boy doesn't know shit about biology. There's a bunch of different Chromosome arrangements that are outside of the XX and the XY sequences.

What kind of clothes is this kid wearing,looks like those fag princes of the 15th century

1, 3 and 4 are being transphobic.

2 isn't.

how is 1 transphobic? are facts transphobic?

>I might not want to spend every second I'm alive justifying my existence.

>Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to take my hormone pills that I will need to consume for the rest of my life so that I can continue this fantasy charade.

Wow you bigot just date the tranny alright.

Name one SJW activist that likes objective facts.

It's rude to point out they will never(for now at least) be able to be what they want, and that might lead them to commit suicide.

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Well if you care about what shape the guys are in you can fap to the fag sex that’s 2/3s of the damn porn in this fucking comic

Down's Syndrome doesn't count user.
Sorry to say this, but you're not a separate gender.

should be 100%.

Why would someone make the decision to draw unattractive people of either sex. The best thing about art is the ability to remove imperfections and create the ideal that defines beauty. If I wanted a pale imitation of life I could go outside.

Realism is fucking shit

>There's a bunch of different Chromosome arrangements that are outside of the XX and the XY sequences.

too bad none of them matter. the final pair is the only relevant one. no matter how many estrogen pills a trans woman takes, no matter what pronouns you use to refer to them, at the end of the day they're biological males with mutliated cocks.

Why would anyone care what a bunch of fags think about a fag comic?

XX/XY exclusively refers to the final one you dipshit. Way to immediately betray that you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. For example, people like yourself have an extra chromosome.

>3 and 4 are being transphobic
That doesn't make the truth transphobic

Not that guy, but what in god's name are you referring to.
Most of us, including myself, only have a high school biology education.
Are there genetic markers that determine secondary sex characteristics?
What are you getting at, mate?

If I came up to you and called you an ugly guy, who will never get laid, that would be both true and rude. These are not mutually exclusive factors.

And?

That's your opinion.
Not only is it not based on empirical evidence, but it's probably also wrong.
You're letting your emotions get in the way of your basic reason.

Sure bud. Let's assume that's true, would that make you "uglyphobic?"
Is it rude to tell to tell the truth?
If I tell you it's raining am I at fault for the fact that you are wet?

Why are you, or I to blame for the facts of reality?

>what is intersex?

It's funny, why do you never see slim well maintained people making these arguments?

At least it's given us some great reaction images.

A set of genetic mutations (most cases of which are incredibly minor physical attributes), not a sex or a gender

Mostly genetic conditions that are usually sterile and involve serious degradation of the person's health.

It's diagnosed as gender dysphoria, and doesn't change the fact that you have male chromosomes
(or female).

So rare as to be as statistically insignificant for all intents and purposes within a rational conversation.

Gender Dysphoria is not the same thing as "intersex" which I still don't know why we're referring to hermaphroditism as "intersex"
This (kind of)

how do i practice though, if i'm a single virgin? i'm scared i'm gonna fuck up my first time or be really shitty at licking pussy or even sucking dick. i legit worry about it.

has anyone ever tried editing these comics to sound like how an actual child would speak? i don't think most 2nd graders know what hetero means let alone heteronomativity.

1. is not transphobic.

It's the pill Trans people need to learn to swallow and if they can't follow that then they need to find better outlets for their mental instability to be quelled.

Do it like you would do anything.
Always fail faster to learn.
Ride the carpet highway until your tongue has been reduced to a pink hairy nub.

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>no, see, there's intersex people, so that small portion disproves the idea of only two genders by their very existence

>sorta like how successful blacks disprove the idea of systemic racism in america?

>NO YOU CAN'T LET A STATISTICALLY INSIGNIFICANT PERCENTAGE DEFINE THE RULE, YOU FUCKING BIGOT

No, the legal written rules of the system prove Racism is not systemic in America.

Go back to tumblr you angry Middle class crusader.

Re-read my post, you mutt. I'm making fun of them.

I kinda like this one but I have no idea why.

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You're yelling at a strawman he propped up to strengthen his entirely unrelated argument.

I mean to be fair, there's only XX and XY is a simplistic argument that's easily proven false. However what proves it false are both low and some even detrimental disorders, and a lot of them have nothing to do with transexuals in the first place. Like you have the women who are biologically men because they have a disorder which can't process the hormone that essentially makes males develop as males so they physically look like women unless you medically observe their ovaries are internal testes. However most these women have zero interest in becoming men despite this.

You're comparing a system of categorizing people with a social system that puts groups of people at a general disadvantage. Something that falls outside a set of categories contradicts it, but something that pushes through disadvantage does not negate the existence of such a disadvantage.

There is not a single thing wrong here though

Blaster Nation was canceled for this stupid shit.

Surprised no one has posted this masterpiece yet

Well Sup Forums?

>I DONT WANT THOSE QUESTONS

Then don't go outside fuckface. You're going to recieve those questions. You're going to be stopped by everyone on a daily basis. We black folks have to deal with it, what makes you so special?

You're assuming that the idea of a specific race-based disadvantage against blacks isn't fallacious to begin with, which it categorically is when you take consequences from personal choice (i.e. being an unemployable felon) out of the equation.

wow!

fucking madonna had better songs than whoever the fuck that is, im assuming its their favorite artist of the 10's.

fucking trash

Do you seriously think people are unemployed because they personally choose to be unemployed? If someone is raised in a poor household which lacks the financial resources to provide education, do you think a person had much choice in matters? Furthermore, if African-Americans remain at such an economic disadvantage because the position they were forced in by laws and regulations have merely been removed and the effects not countered, do these people have the same choices a rich American has?

>Do you seriously think people are unemployed because they personally choose to be unemployed?
He asked, on Sup Forums.

>if you commit a felony, you shouldn't face consequences!
God damn I'm really glad your type only goes out for the big vote and never midterms. The country would be in shambles.

Nice strawman.

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>Do you seriously think people are unemployed because they personally choose to be unemployed
A few yes, I know people like that personally, but I'd admit that's anecdotal and not illustrative of the larger problem.
>If someone is raised in a poor household which lacks the financial resources to provide education
There is almost nowhere in the country where education isn't free, even discounting government schooling, there are large amounts of shelters and libraries that allow people access to the internet, and the unending resources for education it holds. And none of these places, schools, shelters, or libraries turn away people whose parents are homeless.
>do these people have the same choices a rich American has
Largely, yes. At least, in regards to the things that matter, they can learn, they can study, and they can work. The resources available to anyone, especially the impoverished or underrepresented groups through private charity/scholarship/grants is extraordinary.

I'm not saying becoming Bill Gates is handed on a silver platter to.. anyone really, but becoming middle-class is incredibly attainable to anyone willing to make good decisions and put in effort.

>Witty
>Zingers
I think you're giving that thing too much credit.

>Do you seriously think people are unemployed because they personally choose to be unemployed?

1) Go outside
2) Put you CV in some office
3) Done.
The thing about unemployed: they don't know that they are unemployed because they prefer live paycheck to paycheck because working 9to5 is "hard". While household income has grown over the past year. Think about it, most of us here will claim "we need basic income" because it's more easy that a real job.

Pretty sure that's backwards

>BREAKING NEWS: Screeching autist can't accept reality

EMAJIN MOI SHAWK!

>strawman
>literally a complete summation of what was said
Uh-huh. Okay.

Can't disagree with that.

I like how the response to "only two genders" is always "you don't know anything about biology," but no one ever explains what the true biology of it apparently is.

Too busy banging everything that moves to make a shitty comic