How much would you cheer if this really happened in Ready Player One?

How much would you cheer if this really happened in Ready Player One?

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Not planning on seeing it frankly, I had hoped Stringer Thangs would be the last word on this 80s nostalgia nonsense.

I'm offended by that text, I don't fucking cheer in a theater, and no I don't plan on seeing "HEY REMEMBER THIS?!?!?!"

why would I cheer in a movie theater Im not autistic or white

Is it supposed to be impressive or hilariously stupid?

Its a parody of the sort of thing Ernest Cline would write.

This is fake, right?

yeah. Its a parody of Cline's writing

Is there such a thing as a negative cheer? A vocalization that reduces net cheering? That's what I'd be doing.

Can't wait for people to start being nostalgic for the LoTR movies and make a few decent epic fantasy films before draining that well dry.

boo

Booing?

urns

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>Not white
But that would significantly increase the likelihood that you're the type of person to audibly cheer in a movie theater.

the only way this piece of WB shit would make me cheer would be if it bombed so hard it lost the studio $300 million

I hope this is a crashing failure, but I feel that even if tha were to happen it'd only teach them the wrong lessons.

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Soy levels: CRITICAL

Settle down, Ladderbro.

It's concerning that people can't tell if a RP0 parody is the real thing

That is the most autistic thing I have ever read in my life.

To be fair it wouldn't surprise me if it was legit. It's been a while since I read the book but from what I remember this would fit pretty well

At least it looks visually interesting.

youtube.com/watch?v=8rqRWEv9YW8

Epic fantasy has already had all of its ideas milked dry. A couple extra films won't change that.

>“I watched a lot of YouTube videos of cute geeky girls playing '80s cover tunes on ukuleles. Technically, this wasn't part of my research, but I had a serious cute-geeky-girls-playing-ukuleles fetish that I can neither explain nor defend.”

>“I would argue that masturbation is the human animal's most important adaptation. The very cornerstone of our technological civilization. Our hands evolved to grip tools, all right—including our own. You see, thinkers, inventors, and scientists are usually geeks, and geeks have a harder time getting laid than anyone. Without the built-in sexual release valve provided by masturbation, it's doubtful that early humans would have ever mastered the secrets of fire or discovered the wheel. And you can bet that Galileo, Newton, and Einstein never would have made their discoveries if they hadn't first been able to clear their heads by slapping the salami (or "knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom"). The same goes for Marie Curie. Before she discovered radium, you can be certain she first discovered the little man in the canoe.”

>“Being forced to sit between my mortal enemy and my ex-girlfriend every afternoon made seventh-period math feel like my own private Kobayashi Maru, a brutal no-win scenario designed to test my emotional fortitude.”

Two out of these three quotes are actually from RP1. Can you guess which is the fake quote?
Answer:
None of them. I lied. This is the quality of the writing

>Not autistic
>Is on Sup Forums

In my kind of porno movies the girls wouldn't even have to get naked.

They'd just take the guys down to the rec room and

beat them repeatedly at chess

and then talk to them for hours about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle

or the underlying social metaphors in the Aliens movies.

Buy stock in some hand cream companies

because there is about to be a major shortage.

And I'm not just talking about straight porn. Oh no.

There should be fuck films for my nerd brethren

of all sexual orientations.

Gay nerd porn flicks with titles like "Dungeons and Drag-queens."

This idea is a fucking gold mine.

I am gonna make millions,

because this country is full of database programmers

and electronics engineers

and they aren't getting the loving they so desperately need.

And you can help . . .

If you're an intelligent woman is interested in breaking into the adult film industry,

and if you can tell me the name of Luke Skywalker's home planet,

then you are hired.

It doesn't matter if you think you're overweight or unattractive.

It doesn't matter if you don't think you're beautiful.

You are beautiful. . .

And I will make you a star.

>the world is saved only by people who are experienced in leisure activities and only leisure activities
>get the ultimate reward for sitting on your ass and consuming vidya/cartoons/capebooks
Once again it's no surprise that millennial burgers are useless and fat without an ounce of ambition or real work experience.

youtube.com/watch?v=bF67Mm0l4Pw

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>slapped a grey filter over everything
yeah, "interesting"

also they did the same thing with Fantastic Beasts so I guess that's just WB's "thing" now

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Here's the man himself

ernestcline.com/spokenword/Nerd_Porn_Auteur-Ernie_Cline.mp3

The book was written by an fifty year old with a obsessive boner for the 80s and WarGames.

Blame him.

Literally worse than the Crocodile Dundee Family Guy gag.

It's a joke about how bad Cline's "pop culture reference" style writing is.

GODDAMNIT YOU FUCKING BASTARDS YOU DIRTY MOTHER FUCKERS SHOULD BE SHOT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CINEMA IS FUCKING DEAD

Christ

>amalgam of supremely generic dystopia+sci-fi+cityscape landscapes with a bajillion references on top
>visually interesting
I seriously hope this is b8 and I just fell for it

Fuck you Spielberg. I am pirating your movie

>the katana is also a gun
I cracked up

Superior...

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>Fifty Shades of Grey is to BDSM as Ready Player One is to Geek Culture

>glorifying escapism this much
Jesus Christ

>The same goes for Marie Curie. Before she discovered radium, you can be certain she first discovered the little man in the canoe.
Bitch she had a husband. She didn't need to masturbate, they fucked like rabbits.

Einstein was also a pretty notorious womanizer

Every single person he named was married except for Newton, who was voluntarily celibate.

Curie just stands out the most for me because they worked together as a team