Time to confess your sins, sexual desires for an non existing girl or anythig you want Sup Forums

Time to confess your sins, sexual desires for an non existing girl or anythig you want Sup Forums

*anything

I'm the one who's been posting comics the last couple days on Sup Forums about it. I don't mean harm I just want people to talk about it and when I do my best storytime I would like more people involved

I have come to the point where my waifu is the only thing that keeps me away from killing myself.

God, this is just the bottom of the barrel. I'm so sorry for my parents. They expected so much from me. I was only a kid.

Same here, the pressure in my job is getting to me. I was called racist too because I wanted a black man to do his job wouldn't and kept walking off to harass other coworkers

When I was younger I used to own a VHS tape of Space Jam, around the time I first got it I accidentally stumbled upon porn online, which awakened some sexual feelings in me. When I watched the movie I looked at Lola and thought she was kinda hot, so for whatever reason I paused the movie, proceeded to whip out my penis and rub it against my bedroom tv screen. I did it many times until I eventually moved onto Rouge the Bat from Sonic Adventure 2, stopped doing it when my older brother walked in on me when I didn't hear him coming down the hallway to tell me dinner was done

I start a new job tomorrow but im a worthless millennial so im afraid ill fuck it up. i need this job to afford rent and comics

So like, Duncan is really getting on my shit today about the challenges. I’m gonna try to ask Harold and Brittney to form an alliance so we can get him off the island.

Just do you best man. Avoid office or work politics and you'll be good. Don't fight a fight you can't win and don't retreat if you don't have too. What I mean is test your boundaries while your new and you'll go far

>Rubbing your junk directly on a TV screen.
Christ, imagine getting all that static electricity on your dick. Did you get any superpowers out of it, at least?

Thanks for the support mate. Really needed it

So, I always get super turned on whenever a female character coughs in a cartoon. I remember as a kid rewinding coughing scenes while I jerked off. Then I learned what fetishes are and realized I had a cough fetish. Having this obscure fetish is actually rather annoying. It sucks that there's no fan art for it, so I have to resort for taking clips of girls coughing an looping them as I jerk off. Idk, but the sound of a girl coughing, especially in a cartoon is so sexy. The sound of it, the position they're in as they do it, it all gives me a boner. I prefer it if it's multiple girls coughing usually as a result of a smoke or dust cloud.

I like coughs if you couldn't tell

I'm giving you on honest answer. Ask me anything seeing as I'm a shift leader for a warehouse and have worked as a debt collector

CAN I?

*turns on the tv and starts jerking off*

I don't think I had any cartoon crushes as a kid but I actually wish I did

Not him, but is that slang for criminal thug or actual legitimate debt collector?

Females without hooves are really unattractive

I use debt collector as a loose term. What I actually did was wake up at 3am to catch a bus and get to work at 7 sleeping on a chair until 8 when my office opened for the day. I used to coerce people to pay off debt that wasn't debt because it had passed it's statue of limitations

I was a massive fan of horse show and suddenly lost interest, then coming across an old hdd bought back all the feelings back with the sudden realization its been 10 years and I haven't been as happy since.

>When I was younger I used to own a VHS tape of Space Jam

Me too and at the time I thought Lola was sexy and till this day I still jerk it to her from time to time, in fact i'll jerk it to her now :)

If this is pasta I'm gonna be so disappointed.

>changed it to 10
It's been out for only 7 and a half

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I wanted to fuck Pan Pizza

Its been a while and I felt the need to add why it madr me feel nostalgic for something that was never good to begin with.

I can't help but notice the past tense.

Gay death hits people hard

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Once I got rejected by a girl in an AT roleplay and I cried, thus beginning my short "nice guy" phase. If I kept doing that shit maybe I would have become incel/MGTOW trash

Informative. Thanks for telling me.

Where did this role play happen?

In facebook. We were retarded so everyone who was into that shit used FB pages.

Oh, I also false flag SU threads, dont even watch the show but I make sure that its cancerous enough to force mods to move it to /trash/. I just hope the people replying to me are also falseflagging.

>In facebook
Jesus

Yeah. Once debt passes through statue of limitations, the debt doesn't have to be paid. If a debt collector calls and asks for you don't answer or give information that would signal it's you. It resets the SoL

Been into chubby guys ever since I saw PJ in Goof Troop when it first aired and it has escalated ever since I binge watched Gravity Falls. Sometimes my fetish can be unfair at some points where most chubby guys IRL are straight or if they’re gay, they’re ugly as sin/into chasers only. Consider my boner having a goddamn nightmare whenever I go to an anime con and all these chubby cuties are straight as arrows.

But I did get laid with a cute chub at a con while cosplaying as Soos.

Tbh I don't even really remember if i rubbed my bare junk on it or just grinded with underwear on, either way I one wierd kid

Nah it's real. I legit get turned on by this stuff. Sometimes in real life but not as much as cartoons. Yeah let's just say that anyone at home having a cold makes me feel really uncomfortable

I agree with >force mods to move it to /trash/
Glad it's working cause we only get 12 threads a day

A cat (or wood elf) is fine too

Okay sure... An old roommate Date Raped a girl and isn't even aware of it. That or she's lying. Her current boyfriend hates his guts now and the ignorant fella doesn't even realize they aren't friends anymore. Been meaning to break reality too him and get his side, but i've been avoiding the matter for a year. Odds are if he did do it, he'll possibly kill himself once he knows. Not really my sin but its all in the spirit of the thread right?

I'm a mistake of nature.
Does that count?

I'd confess, but last time I did I got banned for breaking global rule number 3

How can you date rape a person and not be aware that you did it? Please explain user

Rainbow tasting Christ...

technically Sup Forums but this specific part of the game turned me on so much I intentionally let venom lick spiderman so i could masturbate to it

Okay yeah here's where the whole thing gets fishy. She suffered alot of abuse in her childhood. Long story short family member gave her the bad touch then nearly killed her to get rid of the rape baby. She developed a slew of mental disorders including a problem where she clams up and goes catatonic under stress. He came onto her and she didn't say yes nor no. Doing absolutely nothing for the entire time, should have been his first red flag. Course as said before there is a chance she could be lying.

Oh, well that makes a lot more sense now. I feel sorry for them both now.