So the evil Coachman in Pinocchio literally just gets away with kidnapping children, turning them to donkeys...

So the evil Coachman in Pinocchio literally just gets away with kidnapping children, turning them to donkeys, and working them to death?

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The story isn't about purging evil from the universe. Putting all the bad guys in jail is something you would expect from a lame cartoon.

Yes.

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- Honest John.

Is there such a thing as crime at all when money exists? Blame capitalism for incentivizing this "moral wrong" you devised.

Pinocchio didn't even bother trying to tell Gepetto about the evil Donkey island when he turned into a real boy.

Not even a tiny attempt.

Are you a moron! Capatilism is not incentivizing him! Its greed! ITS GREED! Greed is natural and is not BORN OUT OF CAPITALISUM. Greed exist in every system.

>Honest John
I've heard the character referred to as Foulfellow in some places.

He was going to when they reunited inside Monstro, but Geppetto was just too happy to see him to push the topic and so they just didn't bother.

Given the predicament they were in at the time-- you know, having been swalloed by a fucking giant ass whale-- it's kinda easy to see why Pinoc' didn't bring up the devil nightmare child transformation kidnapping ring masquerading as a beer laden amusement park that caters to kids.

If Pinocchio truly earned the right to become a real boy at the end-- and is objectively a good person from his experiences-- then I imagine that once the revelry of A) him not being dead and B) he's 100% human now dies down, he would tell his father about the hellhole he escaped from.

Geppetto, given the shit he himself has seen, would be inclined to believe him. He doesn't have to mention the donkey transformations to the cops, but I'm pretty sure given that the park has been filled to capacity with now missing children, the authorities would go check it out. Slowly but surely the Coachman would be tracked down and finally get a swift kick in the ass from justice.

didn't jordan peterson do an entire three day lecture on this shit?
it's bizare because it's a christian allegroy

Crime going unpunished in Italy?
No fucking way

A magic puppet being KIDDNAPPED BY fox and cat and turned into a donkey.

Tell me again which cop would believe you?

Yes. Those kids shouldn't have been such little shits easily giving into temptation.

The author fought in the Italian Unification Wars. he wasn't playing around

I'm collecting stupid little boys to take to Sup Forums island.

They never come back... AS NON-AUTISTS.

Yeah but it's cool because they won't come back AS BOYS

Like I said earlier.

Pinocchio is turned into a real boy. He and his (adoptive) father show up at a police station and leave out the part about donkeys this and puppets that and just straight up tell them that some creepy coachman and his flunkies ferried them over to a nearby island and kidnapped them. "I found some debris and manage to float/swim back to shore" is not technically a lie, it's just leaving out the murderous whale encounter.

>mfw gender neutral island
>the boys smash up misogynist symbols and grow huge tits and asses and get sold off as prostitutes

Still that man will be in the police a Mule trader...and you a boy who claimed was made of wood a couple of days ago.

Don't try to put logic into Magic. It ruins it.

Honest John actually mentions that taking anyone to Pleasure Island is against the law, but Creepy Coachman says it's fine because their victims won't be able to speak to inform the police (Which is where the meme line AS BOYS comes from)

So it turns out the police know full well of the magic donkey changing carnival island and actively put up a law against going there.

So they would believe him.

The world is full of evil people who get away with it and missing children who are never heard from again

>Be dude on street.
>A boy runs up to you.
>Says.
>Mista I was puppet,was kidnapped by bunch of pets and circus folks, dragged to an island where they offered me Fun and games. Shortly after I almost became a Donkey and was saved by my dad who was in a whale......
>You/
OK.....

No all you'd have to say is "Coachman has a trafficing operation on Pleasure Island" and they'd go arrest him, because Please Island is publicly known and illegal to use.

Don't even need to mention the puppet stuff.

And they will find only Donkeys.....

Is there someone here from /biz/ who can explain to me the economics of morphing bad children into donkeys?

I mean it's EVIL, props to the Coachman for being as evil as possible, but I'm just trying to imagine the cost-benefit analysis here.

>lure bad children to private island filled with expensive buildings to be broken, fine foods, tobacco and alcohol, etc., and letting them run wild so their bad behavior magically turns them into donkeys that he later sells to circuses and salt mines.

Wouldn't learning to breed normal donkeys be cheaper and more legal?


makes sense, though. And I'm not just saying that because it's my fetish.

Yeah but they know the island turns people into donkeys so they'd know what he was up to

So then the story is broken because they know of magic existing and not doing something to gain fromit. Like wars with spells and dat shat....Again don't try to put logic into magic fairy Tails.....it ruins them.

>/biz/ knowing about anything but losing money and scams

>Is there such a thing as crime at all when money exists?
Yes, objectively. You're retarded if you think otherwise.

he's the devil

Well, if the coachman is literally a goddamn devil, then fuck profits. He doesn't have to make bank selling the new donkeys off to the salt mines, he's just doing it because it's generating more suffering into the world.

Eh, most of that stuff was probably fake anyway. He was probably feeding them hay from the start and their minds was turning it into the candy and goodies that their parents wouldn't let them have.

Seriously though what the fuck Pleasure Island? I know supernatural stuff was stablished since the beginning of the movie, but there is just no explanation to how the island turns kids into donkeys, how it was made, why it exists etc. Maybe it's because I'm used to a style of writing that likes to explain everything with worldbuilding and that's why the island feels so uncanny. It's not bad, though. It would be nice if modern stories would just throw in unexplained events every now and then. Not to the point where it ruins the narrative, of course.

Minus turning them into donkeys thats how the world worked back then. Australia was home to thousands of child slaves taken from poor areas of England

You mean child criminals.

>the penalty for stealing food when you're starving is being worked to death in a hell hole

sure I guess

Its hard to get away with this kind of shit without someone thinking its your fetish for including it

If you were dumb enough to fall for it, you deserved it.

Ur opinion on the TV version cat and fox?

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based

The ride scene from the 2000 live action version is the only media thing that has ever legitimately given me a nightmare after watching it

The idea of there being nothing you could do to stop your turning into a fucking animal that was completely unable to cry for any sort of help or have anyone be able to save you or even know anything happened and be completely doomed to live your life as livestock was and is nightmarish and disturbing

What I want to know is what did he do with the ones that could still talk?

That's a morality play for the kids too. Do the things your parents warn you not to do, don't act surprised when your punished for your transgressions. The harshness is another matter entirely.

>99032512 # makes sense, though. And I'm not just saying that because it's my fetish.
How does it make sense if you could just kidnap girls?

You'd have to calculate the value of a young boys soul.
Metaphysical value may well overshadow the trinkets and goodies needed to lure them in.

t. sociopath

YOu just contradicted yourself.

India: The Movie.

Its a gateway to hell, since the Coachman is the devil.

Oh fuck i see it now

Looks like someone hasn't heard of the TACTICAL UNDONKIFICATION ORDINANCE.

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He prostitutes them to people who want to fuck talking animals.

If you don't like it, then just play the video game then. I believe you can kick him off a cliff there.

yes, its called murder. or rape. or stealing. or destruction of property. or

Go on...

Pick me honestly, who cares

what preschool communist book did you just finish reading?

>you will never be able to roughly fuck a donkey boy while he cries for his mama
>you will never throat fuck your little donkey, bottoming out and then teach him how to use his long tounge to massage your balls while gagging on your dick
>you will never force him to drink and become addicted to your dick so he can never turn back
>you will never give him just enough headpats and guilt for being such a whore he doesnt lose his abilty to speak

It's called fantasy, it's a literary device.

GOT HIM!

Donkeys love salty things so he will also be addicted to your cum.

He was literally the Devil.

Modern worldbuilders don’t understand that you always need to retain at least some mysteries and faerie in a setting. Even the Sopranos was able to do it.

Worst episode of Shark Tank ever.

How much could each donkey have been worth? How much was spent getting them to the island, supplying everything they consumed, not to mention all the attractions, and paying off the guys in the black who helped him.

It kind of states that this kind of evil does not care who you are, in reality if the Coachman knew Pinocchio was a real-life puppet, he could have generated a lot more money with that attraction vs just selling another donkey.

battlestar galactica failed at it

Reminder that Pinnochio and Jiminey for an entire scene run around under the ocean with the ability to talk. But at the end of the movie Pinnochio nearly drowns.

Judy knows Mr. Big is killing people right in his office regularly to warrant an annoyed response from his daughter "no icing anyone on my wedding" and even gets him to at least torture a suspect. But that's fine because they're all friends now.

Dude, get outta my head.

Frozen had a nice unexplained element to it: one of the troll kids proudly states that he found a fire stone and it looks like an important item for someone else's quest.

Mr. Big is a pillar of the community and you’re slandering him

How retard? He's right, capitalism has nothing to do with greed. You socialist retards can't even get your definitions right

I'd make that Pinocchio feel like a real boy, all right

fuck off commie

I don't need this erection coming straight home from work user.

He has to live with that nose

Live action movie did it better

Presumably kills them so they don't squeal to anybody.

>"Merry Christmas! It's Geppetto on DVD!"
>BUZZ!

Capitalism didn't create greed it just admits that such a thing exists.

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they would lack feminine dicks, tho

>rhyming 'dum' with 'dumb'

Not really any different from any other human trafficking endeavor. Pick some urchins up off the street, give them some cheap beer and cigars, let them suffer god’s metamorphic wrath for engaging in sinful behavior, sell them for money. You know, compared to kidnapping a girl, getting her hooked on drugs, and then making her sell herself/sell her to some other pimp.

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>Pinocchio is informed by a "tactical child psychiatry associate" that "real" boyhood is subjective.
Brilliant.

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Do you think Stromboli would prostitute his girl puppets and moan in a girly voice for his clients?

People talk about the BOYS that went to pleassure island, but what about the girls? i don't think the coachman wasted them by turning them into donkeys, what did he do with the girls that went to pleassure island?

You did well padawan, the Bait is strong with you.

same fate in the book

at least they were faithful to this

SUPERIOR Pinocchio Checking in

>that's a pretty sexy puppet
>-W. Disney

They didnt show lampwick dead so they differed in that.

Pinocchio?

Hopefully they escape and find an ogre to be friends with.

Coach(((mann)))

Was selling donks as sexslaves really that profitable?
I mean he had to rebuild disneyland pretty much every night for it to work.