Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Remember when the Turtles went to Israel and the only conflict was instigated by supernatural means? It was even pointed out as unusual that people were fighting.

I can already hear the Sup Forums fags taking the bait

I miss these comics.

You brought up Sup Forums for no reason you cunt.

Did April carry all of them up in bags by herself, because if so, holy hell that gal’s got some arms on her.

I think he's stupid for bringing up Sup Forums but do realize that this post is clearly worded as to bring up discussion about Isreal in addition to old Turtles comics.

>try and figure out who that chipmunk in the back is
>tfw you remember Archie TMNT artists couldn't draw Splinter to save their lives

Splinter looks like shit but I want to fuck ninjara.

Has the Archie run ever been story timed?

I read a TMNT kids novel back in the day when the Turtles met mutated squirrels that had been trained by a retired Israeli Secret Service agent (and also a classical music buff who named his students appropriately).

Hey, I remember that one! I got it in a set of 5 or 6 TMNT kids books including the 1st movie novelization and a trivia book.

>I want to fuck ninjara.

She spent a transatlantic voyage alone in a box with Raph. She's probably all fucked out at this point.

Sounds hot t b h.

Remember when they drew Muhammad? IDW skipped the issue and not reprinted it.

Why not just edit that panel?

I absolutely do because that was the story that introduced this lady. The fact she transformed by shifting out of her clothes and going around naked led to many a young fap.

Cuz they also say his name like, half a dozen times.

Do elaborate about her. Please?

Do you have the panel?

Just reletter it to "Mortimer" or something.

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Archie TMNT was fucking insane, even by TMNT standards.

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Thanks, looks informative too.

It's the issue 35 by the way.

Oh my god you're right, it's so hard. I believe it took me a whole minute edit, what a waste of resources that would have been for IDW...

IDW btfo

Wait, how many volumes has IDW released? Man, now that they are going to conclude the Mirage run I hope they release the forever war too.

The most recent was like, 13 or 14. Issues 57 to 60.

Who's that red fox that rocks my cocks?

Volume 15 next month. That will reprint the cyber turtles arc so almost the end.

Uh, 61.

Ninjara.

Ninjara

What a shame.

No it isn't. Hot is Human Male on Anthro Female. anthros having sex with themselves is shit. This is why Raph/Alopex is garbage.

Wonder if they are going to censor the panel where Mezcal is naked along with Raph.

Ninjara

>Paying attention to the man in porn.

Self-inserting as a furry or scaly means YOU are filth.

So you identify as a sparkle wolf or whatever? You're a failure.

When did I say I self insert?

Was this when israel had the palestinian land that was originally agreed on or when israel was made larger to appease the murderous Israeli terrorists?

>i hate free speech

Man, Hitler must have had a really fucking sore jaw by the end of the war.

>Do elaborate about her. Please?

We don't get told a lot. her name is Golani and she's an Israeli policewoman in her civilian identity. She has energy powers and some kind of feelgood spiritual connection (she can sense evil magic basically). She flies, shoots blasts and... yeah she doesn't have an origin other than being protector of Israel.

That's Splinter? Holy shit.

>BC

>IDW cucks rather than reprint a drawing of Muhammad

Umeko

Ninjara birthed many furries

She's was right around the time where furry was becoming a thing.

Have the whole page

I just picked up an IDW paperback of the 10th volume of this series. Looks like fun.

Also the crossover with Archie is legendary.

I love how the central conceit of the crossover is this...
>Cudley the Cowlick is a trans-dimensional being who first appears in Archie Comics' Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures in 1989. He later appears in Mirage Comics' Tales of the TMNT as the same entity crossing over into multiple continuities, featuring in the stories The Crystal at the Heart of the World and All Tomorrow's Yesterdays, both also involving the Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa. Cudley is able to carry individuals in his mouth and carry them to foreign planets and realms.

It's funny how a taboo against depicting Mohamed (in the west) developed pretty much over night after the danish cartoon controversy.

>teenage mutant crusader turtles

That's why she had a spin-off series in an adult furry comic, with sex and shit

Terrorism works. Just compare the influence of Islam in Europe today to what it was in the 90's.

....Sauce please?

Maybe for ideologies but it never seems to be good for getting land back. Israel is still taking palestinian land despite ISIS sperging out and ireland is still a state in england despite all the bombings from IRA

Furrlough

I think that's going to be a sad lesson the history books are going to tell about this time. That parts of the West literally bowed to terrorism out of fear. Terrorism worked.

>when you learn more about Islam through TMNT than school or the internet at large
This is cool stuff

Who hasn't Archie met?

She is basically Alopex before Alopex.

Alien?

I could see the Turtles trying to achieve peace in the Middle East by inviting Palestinian and Israeli leaders to a big pizza party

>Predator dies because he's crushing on an earthling, killed by a dagger given by Sabrina the Teenage Witch
How much acid do you have to take for this to make fucking sense?

Alopex wearing clothes.

You ever notice how Sabrina always ends up being the big Deus Ex Machina to every non-standard Archie story and crossover?

You know that you are known as the jew from Sup Forums right?

Difference is that Ninjara thankfully broke away from Raphel and Alopex seems to be the eternal waifu of Raphael because the man in charge of Alopex's characterization is a transsexual loser who wants to fuck Raphael so he uses Alopex to fulfill that desire.

Also for what it's worth IDW may go out of business. And if that happens and TMNT needs a new comic publisher, I hope that in the transfer the transexual loser Campbell is NOT brought on board. Hate that son of a bitch.

>Difference is that Ninjara thankfully broke away from Raphel

In her final few appearances. And then she vanished into furry fetish comics.

>shit Archie TMNT
this was EXACTLY why i skipped the comics
>just as bad as Sonic

Why does his hair look like Trumps?

This is almost offensively bland and inoffensive.

Scooby-Doo oddly enough though Josie and the Pussycats have.

That didn't happen though.

Archie turtles is some weird ass shit, even their movie 2 and 3 adaptations don't seem right

Aaaaaaaaaaahhh the good ol' days before Jews began ruining entertainment with shit like steben uniberse

so we all agree that the Archie versions of Bebop & Rocksteady are totally gay right?

someone should do a storytime of Archie TMNT, considering just how weird it gets(and how surprisingly dark too)

100% sanctioned comment for the pile. Let everyone know this guy's got the cutting edge points of view!

Archie Turtles is probably the version of Turtles that had by far the most lasting appeal to me. No one ever talks about it; why?

>millions
Did he own him money?

Both TMNT and Sonic managed to break out into something bigger under Archie. Was using a cow-head to fight intergalactic wrestling any more stupid than 4 ninja turtles?

This page made me think Mohammed was a fictional character for like 14 years.

But you were right, user.

haha just kidding, only Jesus is fictional!

Honestly, the sheer distilled WTF of Cudley works.
And it isn't like dumping the Turtles into space at random wasn't their second story ever anyway.

I also remember that it ended on this amazing shot of Shredder and I didn't have the next issue.

In fact, missing issues was the biggest problem with Archie. I only had the start of most big storyarcs, like when they go to the future or the team up with a bunch of mutants to fight four scary-looking monsters.

You have no idea.

Right.

Yeah, that was back when Israel was at peace during the Clinton administration, and Netanyahu and Sharon started instigating violence against the Palestinians.

Yeah, it was pretty much descriptive history of Islam, plus *generic Arab man*

It's what you get when you're doing a globetrotting arc, for kids.

Didn't they show up in Bebop and Rocksteady Destroy Everything?

Worked for me, I was like "Wow, the Black Stone, does it do anything? No? What"

Also all the pictures I find are really damn tiny.

>I was like "Wow, the Black Stone, does it do anything? No? What"

It is hard to steal, and one of a kind, and thus valuable. But less magic than the white stone!

The ones wherein she isn't immediately killed, anyway. Like Sharknado

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Oh shit, he has bomb!

JIHAD!!!!