Ralph goes to "the internet"

>Ralph goes to "the internet"
>I cannot put enough quotes around "the internet"
>featuring Sarah Silverman

How badly is this going to bomb?

I hope they feature Pepe so manbabies like you cry about it

Based Disney doesn't bomb retard if you want to see a movie that will bomb in November go take a look at that fantastic beasts sequel piece of shit

Between Disney, the parent and hipster crowds it will do okay

Sarah silverman is at least hot for a milf and the few things ive seen her in shes actually funny. Why is she so hated instead of people like mellisa mccarthy or lena dunham?

I feel like the premise alone is off putting

I'm sure it'll be just ok, but I really don't know what could happen in the movie. Like, what's the big picture? What's gonna be the "point"?

>Disney
>bomb

They could have you assassinated and get away with it faggot

>Based Disney
Kill yourself

why indeed

>The Emoji Movie made by Disney

They would be celebrated for it

Aw are you still butthurt your stupid little Japanese cartoon movie didn't get nominated?

get some standards man

>Background shot of avatars dressed like security throwing a familiar looking frog avatar into a trash bin

Literally all it would take, and everyone would lose their goddamn minds.

>began her career sucking off hollywood execs for roles at age 15 (she admitted this)
>this elevated her to roles she didnt deserve and it was obvious
>fell flat on her face and resorted to being a comedian
>wasnt funny but you dont need to be, sold enough shows to get back into acting
>was still shit nearly a decade later
>now floats around social media being hyper libtard paris hilton

They're apparently searching on the internet for a part to fix the broken Sugar Rush machine.

>it's a "good movie gets the franchise ruined with a shitty sequel" episode
>it's a "company will never learn because they made a load of money anyways" episode

Okay so she's stupid. That doesn't seem to warrant the amount of hate that she gets.

>not having a story featured around the decline of the arcades with characters switching over to home consoles more and more

>Disney sponsored Sup Forums fanfiction

I expect Disney to ignore massive planet-sized swaths of the internet and pretend it's a happy multicultural paradise where everybody is unified in their love of Google™, Facebook™ and Wikipedia™.

That would require the moviemakers to actually know anything about video games

>I like stupid people

ok well that's at least SOMEthing

still dunno, but I guess we'll wait and see

I mean, people thought the Zootopia movie was going to be nothing but lol furries, and that ended up having a pretty heavy well done story.

that is true

like I said, we'll just have to wait. I sure HOPE it ends up being good

Here's hoping Ugandan Knuckles gets featured.

>animated kids movie
>bombing

even the emoji movie made hundreds of millions, it's a solid amount of profit all around.

Sarah Silverman was in the first movie you loser.

>featuring Sarah Silverman
But she was in the first movie

Not the person you replied to, but Disney has been lazy for years now. Their last movie that actually looked like a cartoon was in 2011. Now we have lazy CGi films like Wreck it Ralph which almost had a Megaman character but didn't for some reason, Frozen with that annoying "Love is an open door" song that anyone who actually watched the movie all the way through wouldn't sing unless they're jerks, Zootopia which had furries, and Coco which blatantly copies the Boook of life.

Just comes to show you that just because something makes money, doesn't mean it's good

It won't bomb, but lightning don't strike twice and the novelty that sustained Crush It Carl 1 won't be here in Smash It Sam 2. They better have some damn good humor and a well executed story to make it work. Otherwise, expect it to be the Cars 2 of the Bash It Bob series.

>began her career sucking off hollywood execs for roles at age 15 (she admitted this)
Source? I need to...research that

Don't talk shit about my Jewfu.

IIRC she told all the Bernie voters to get over the fact that Hillary rigged the primaries.

Say it with me everyone, "IT'S OKAY WHEN DISNEY DOES IT! IT'S OKAY WHEN DISNEY DOES IT!"

No, i just fucking hate their substandard shit they call animated films
Proof?

Has anyone else gone on the IMDb and noticed that the film has all the Disney princesses in it?

>Based Disney doesnt bomb
>Black Cauldron
>Treasure Planet

big if true

She is also sort of a bad person for example having tried to shame people who were sexually assaulted into keeping quiet.

probably just for a split second cameo

>inb4 the main villain is Sup Forums's Sup Forums

that was old as fuck Disney run by some moron

this is Based Disney run by Iger

For free or for a fee?

>How badly is this going to bomb?

>Disney movie
>100 million opening weekend

kill your kys

How many threads a day do you generally lose you shit in, user?

I dont see the similarities.

So they're going to push the internet most people experience over the shithole of self-imposed victimhood and martyrdom you throw yourself into regularly?

It follows the same themes of satirizing various social media and online phenomenon.

Problem is, the Internet being what it is, it's going to be dated and obsolete by the time the movie comes out.

They could go full meta when he's arrives in his new game.

>Massive climbable building!... oh you want to go past the 3rd stage? That'll be $5.
>You want extra hammers? $1 for three one use hammers, $5 for a Golden Hammer..

The main issue is how cringeworthy it'd be, but you'd still laugh that anyone who isn't sucking the person who decided to do that's cock is a triggered trumpfag.

>featuring Sarah Silverman
You mean, like the original?

So why couldn't this be about a World of Warcraft knockoff, or Call of Duty? Between this and the first movie, it doesn't really do much with the game hopping.

Yea but that wasn't in the internet, you dumbass. But OP is retarded, it's not that direct and I doubt more than 5 people will even connect her voice too the internet story and say "reee im mad"

It should've been consoles.

You can only feature jews, otherwise it's not a movie.

This but unironically.

its ok when disney does it because they have much better track record making good movies and they have a far superior budget

Matt Furie said he was contacted by Disney. It might happen.

try the #metoo movement. it'd be surprising if they weren't referring to the hollywood exec that was originally blamed.

Just going by the trailer, it feels like a direct to video Disney film with a much bigger budget.

So a regular Disney movie then?

Wait I still don't get it, what internet story?

she thought she saw swastikas and twitter got mad, that's it

god i swear if theres a bloody may may in this movie I will loose my shit

>sarah silverman
We're in the 2010's, not the 2000's. Amy Schumer is whats cool to hate now.

.005 Disney dollars has been placed in your mouse account

Reminder
>Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 opens November 21, 2018. At the D23 Expo, it was revealed that the plot revolves around Vanellope (Sarah Silverman) and Ralph (John C. Reilly) having to go into the internet to get a missing piece for Vanellope’s game, Sugar Rush. A clip from the film was shown, and here’s what happens:

>Once Ralph and Vanellope make it into the internet, they meet Yesss (that’s right), voiced by Taraji P. Henson. Ralph tells her he wants to “go viral” and she explains that the internet is very segregated; it’s a place where everyone hangs with people who share their same thoughts. But there is one place where everyone shares all the same likes: OhMyDisney.com, the happiest place online.

>And then, we’re basically in the internet version of Disneyland. Iron Man is flying around. The Millennium Falcon is docked nearby. Tinkerbell flies by Ralph and he says, “I’m going to call you Stinkersmell”—so she throws some pixie dust on him. There’s a booth called Marvel Yourself where avatars go in and then pop out as Gamora, Iron Man, or even Stan Lee. (“Excelsior,” Lee says.) Another place has a kid pressing the buttons on a Buzz Lightyear model. Just mashing away. Buzz is not happy about it.

>Ralph and Vanellope realize that this place is bonkers and Yesss agrees. She said the place has everything, including food and merch—and then someone runs and screams “Tsum Tsum,” a real-life popular stuffed toy, which Vanellope calls “little furry sausages.”

>Just then there’s a scream, and things get next-level insane: it’s fans going crazy because the Disney Princesses have arrived. They’re being escorted around by Force Awakens stormtroopers. Vanellope wants to mess with them, but Yesss says they are off limits. So she and Ralph walk away but Vanellope doesn’t. She wants to raise some hell. So she glitches past the stormtroopers into the princesses’ room.

>And they’re all there: Snow White, Cinderella, Belle, all the way up to Anna, Elsa, Moana, and more. They are just hanging out and jump when Vanellope barges in. They’re ready to kick her ass when she explains that she’s a princess too. So the girls go around the room to ask how she’s a princess, and they each give their own slightly crazy story: “Did you get kidnapped? “Did you get poisoned?” “Did you make a deal with a witch to exchange your voice for a pair of human legs?” Etc. And finally, “Do people assume your problems were solved because a man showed up?” (or something like that, I didn’t get the quote 100 percent right). “Yes,” says Vanellope, and they instantly accept her as a princess.

>They talk about how much they love her outfit, so the ladies decide to order some comfortable clothes. Now they’re all just hanging out and lounging. Snow White admits she can’t really see and needs glasses. Jasmine is allergic to cats. Ariel says she loves her new thingamabob (“What’s that word again? Shirt!”). She says she’s so happy, in fact, she wants to sing, and starts to. But all the other princesses stop her. Then Merida from Brave starts to talk about something in a very thick Scottish accent. Vanelope asks what she said, and one of the princesses says “We don’t understand her, she’s from the other studio,” a reference to Pixar.

>Just then, C-3PO comes in and tells the princesses they have a show in a few minutes. “Thanks R2,” one says. “Oh, you know he doesn’t like that.” “Oh, I’m sorry BB-8.” And 3PO leaves all mad. “‘You love princesses,’ they said.’,” he mutters. “I miss Captain Solo.”

>“Too easy,” the princesses say about their jokes, and exchange fist bumps.

Hopefully the payoff for that is Yesss is the secret final villain who aims to control the Internet with the right memes and trends, and has established herself as a Trusted Ally in all the right circles and causes, even when they oppose each other.

no plz

That's some Cars 2 level of bad fanfic plot

Internet and pop culture references are usualy done by unispired people who just want to grab views from whatever is "in" riht now, but they are not inherently bad. I for once look forwar to a very rare exemple of doing this kind of humor right.

Are parents really going to be okay with their kids seeing a bunch of Disney writers jerking themselves off on a screen for two hours?

Even the biggest Kekistani frogbois shouldn't complain about a movie about internet memes that's fucking 7 years too late.

Sarah Silverman just does whatever edgy shit she thinks will get attention and Lena Dunham is a pretentious pseudointellectual. They're too very different brands.

I made these today.

If this means we get more vanellope 34, good

Maybe someone will make a sfm/blender model

I refuse to believe the plot is Ralph goes to Disneyland. Where's this from?

They both look offmodel to me

The one on the left is closer but the legs seem a bit long to me. Not bad though, just not "perfect".

This is so nonsensical, it's like what a CollegeHumor animation parodying Disney would be.

Really? Wow I guess she can't ever be associated with the internet again.

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>How badly is this going to bomb?

JUST LIKE BLACK PANTHER AMIRITE GIES. THIS TIME IT'S FOR REAL.

Cringe if true.

are you retarded or what

So she offended the poor Bernie Babies?

>Ralph is secondary in the plotline to venelope
for fucks sake

>They are just hanging out and jump when Vanellope barges in. They’re ready to kick her ass when she explains that she’s a princess too. So the girls go around the room to ask how she’s a princess, and they each give their own slightly crazy story: “Did you get kidnapped? “Did you get poisoned?” “Did you make a deal with a witch to exchange your voice for a pair of human legs?” Etc. And finally, “Do people assume your problems were solved because a man showed up?”
This is the worst thing I've ever read.
>the princesses demonstrate in order what happened to them in the form of questioning
that's obnoxious, nevermind the male showing up thing, for fucks sake shut the fuck up about that

I have no idea what he's saying but it's clear he's talking more about her saying to ignore something important rather than btfo'ing a side

it's going to do just fine. Vanellope was in the first one and Sup Forums loved her all the same, eat shit.

>Early drafts describing how Ralph and friends going online exposes them to console games
>Final product is instead immediately dated generic "internet" jokes
Fucking kill me, how did they fuck up such a slam dunk concept

>using Sup Forums to validate an opinion
lol

I'd actually watch that.

>Even when they're objectivly in the wrong, they think they're in the right.

Sounds about right.

No, that should be in Ready Player One.

I think it should be Shadman.

Bad if true.

WORSE if true.

Mediocre.