2016

> 2016
> not having a sissy trap sex slave
What's your excuse?

Source?

>implying anyone on Sup Forums is masculine enough to top a trap

I-Is that a boipussy?

it's degenerate. nice butthole tho.

Report and move on.

I don't want to deal with the baggage when it inevitably gets angry at me and tells everyone I know I've been fucking him

how do you justify fucking annother man?

What am I Roman?

My roommate is a NEET who pays rent in boypussy

By having terms like this.

Because thats faggotry rabbi.

>i don't know how to find a passable one
>i'd be scared of people finding out i'm shagging a lad

I have a gf who enjoys anal

The chains broke and they got away

go back to Sup Forums fagget

>shagging a lad

JEFFREY

nearly forgot, source?

probably a scot tbqh

this
how do you even find a passable trap. seems like a one in a million opportunity.

>tfw hairy asshole

I'm too much of a faggot, I only like normal boys my age ;_;

just dont give any private info or lie. it worked for me.

Enjoy your ban.

>I wish to be the little girl

t. literally who

Because passable traps only exist on the internets

t. paki

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and they are fucking expensive. having one as girlfriend is IMPOSSIBLE.

Are you implying they aren't real? And what? You are? Is any of it real? I mean, look at this! Look at it! A world built on fantasy.
Synthetic emotions in the form of pills.
Psychological warfare in the form of advertising.
Mind-altering chemicals in the form of food.
Brain-washing seminars in the form of media.
Controlled isolated bubbles in the form of social networks.
Real? You wanna talk about reality? We haven't lived in anything remotely close to it since the turn of the century.
We turned it off, took out the batteries, snacked on a bag of GMOs while we tossed the remnants in the ever-expanding dumpster of the human condition.
We live in branded houses, trademarked by corporations built on bipolar numbers jumping up and down on digital displays, hypnotizing us into the biggest slumber mankind has ever seen.
You have to dig pretty deep, kiddo, before you can find anything real.
We live in a kingdom of bullshit! A kingdom you've lived in for far too long.
So, don't tell me about not being real! I'm no less real than the fucking beef patty in your Big Mac.

>BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPP

because I'd rather diddle this guy's butthole

I hate fags, but I'd fuck that.

>FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

MOOT

how can women even compete?

I want to be a sissy trap sex slave owned by a mistress.

GIMME DAT BOIPUCCI

IMMA EAT IT LIKE PAC-MAN

hmmmm

∆not having him diddle your butt hole

Where is the best place to find passable traps all the ones I see near me are far from passable

This is gay.

Gay is a sin.

Grindr 2 be honest

>not doing both

sauce

no lie tumblr find one you like ask them if theyre single and breed that bp

I found my extremely cute passable and loving trap waifu on lgbt in a skype thread. You have to wade through a lot of shit to find one though. Like a LOT of them do not pass at all. Took me quite a while to find one that passes as well as i do.

Vers literally ruin everything, pick one and stick with it

>2016
> having a sissy trap sex slave
>What's your excuse?

wouldnt want to date one anyway. i guess the only way to fuck one is to get a prostitute. but who knows what diseases >she carries.

fuck off w/ the trap threads you retards. Not politics related.

they cant

Naw, I'm not a selfish lover. I prefer to share everything.

Because I am a Straight, White, Christian Male with a Straight, White, Christian Girlfriend.

The problem with traps is that good ones are so rare. The competition for them is insane. You'll have better luck getting a 10/10 girlfriend than a good looking trap.

why even live?

I have become a morbidly obese social recluse with no real friends to speak of, no drive, no motivation to do anything in life, and no real will to live but am too chicken to end myself.

Also, I'm submissive

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Because im a fat monster who lurks in the dark, is that enough user?

That would be fucked up desu

Traps are great, I've fucked four of them.

Only issue is that, without a doubt, every trap I've met (not just the ones I've slept with) are all bat shit insane and are not worth dating.

Some, I assume, are good people, but mostly they're crazy. And remember: The hotter the trap, the crazier they are.

That's why you transition to twinks 2bedesu

>this thread

>you will never have an cute asian waifu trap
>why to live

>is on Sup Forums
>posts traps
death camps when?

IF you're just looking to fuck one then by all means. But you shouldn't date one unless you're openly gay. Finding "passable" traps is hard enough, and even the ones that do pass won't last that way forever. It takes work to remain that cute and feminine; strict diet, shaving, dress up, etc.

No man can keep that up into his 30s. Because, y'know, traps are guys.

Thanks I'll give that a try

would be 10/10 trap if it had long hair and titties

GOYS

I'm married, and not gay.
You're a fag

how is this Sup Forums related?

That this faggot shit back to Sup Forums. You're not ready for us.

>Took me quite a while to find one that passes as well as i do.
>passes as well as i do.
is this irl futa

>you will never be an cute asian waifu trap
>why to live
Ttfy

What are you some kind of faggot?
>2016
>not being a cute trap
>not having a cute trap lover
>not making love to eachother every night

Its literally the best thing ever to be versatile and enjoy it both ways. Only if you are both traps though, otherwise its just gay.

WTF I NEED BOIPUSSY NOW

If you own a dick, it's your right to fuck things. Does it matter who it is? Why not just be a man and say

>Yeah. I fucked him. I fucked him a lot. It was alright. Want me to fuck you, too?

Erik? :3

So degenerate cuz she doesn't have a chastity belt.

5/10

how the f did you meet 4 fuckable traps. share your secrets

who is that

is it a girl?

Lucky he's not, twinks > traps

Yfw you realise who gives a fuck if its gay

sage hide report

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>sissy trap sex slave
I am not a degenerate.

But that's gay

you filthy degenerate

can i buy you with my rep*ating digits? :^)

yes, it's a (((girl)))

I mean im not as hot as those fake anime futas but i pass pretty well and no one knows i have a penis irl. If you start hormones young enough testosterone doesnt have time to make you look too manly. I started late but i had a lot of medical issues that prevented my puberty from kicking in until really late.

You're all gays.

how'd he get tits that don't look fake

Based boipucci

>tfw her dick is thicker than mine

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>tfw no gf(bf)

Even she is so manly. Post Asian gypsy.

-_-

Whoa that's a feminine penis o.O

Its a boipussy m8.

I'm not gay.