CBR hates Teen Titans Go, here is their list:

CBR hates Teen Titans Go, here is their list:

cbr.com/teen-titans-go-weird-things/

>17. ROBIN LETS A THIEF GET EATEN BY A DEMON
>16. CYBORG’S FATHER IS A TOASTER
>15. BEAST BOY WAS ABANDONED IN A ZOO AS A BABY
>14. CYBORG AND BEAST BOY DESTROY A PIZZERIA
>13. ROBIN STOPS HELPING THE ELDERLY TO SEE STARFIRE IN A BIKINI
>12. ROBIN TALKS TO HIS STAFF
>11. BEAST BOY ABANDONS HIS FRIENDS IN BATTLE
>10. A WOMAN TAKES UP STARFIRE’S PET AS HER LOVER
>9. RAVEN HAS CREATURES LOCKED UP IN HER ROOM
>8. JINX’S INHUMANE TREATMENT IN PRISON
>7. RAVEN ATE AN ENTIRE SOFTBALL TEAM
>6. THE TITANS KEEP A LETHAL MUTATED ANIMAL AS THEIR PET
>5. THE TITANS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER
>4. EVERYONE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF STARFIRE
>3. ROBIN TURNED INTO A BIRD AND ATE HIS OWN EGG
>2. CYBORG TURNED THE TITANS INTO HUMAN APPLIANCES
>1. THE TITANS ATE PIES MADE OUT OF PEOPLE

I’m surprised they didn’t mention the time Raven ate everyone.

I assumed CBR would love TTGo for all the memes? Especially considering they make lists about memes and are pretty much Buzzfeed 2.0z

Maybe Marvel asked for another favor.

>and are pretty much Buzzfeed 2.0z

More like Diet Buzzfeed

Surprised they didn’t talk about how “reading books is bad” episode.

The unironic amoral messages and themes are what make the show. It's a very nihilistic current through it all

It's empowering when a woman does it.

that was autistic

Wait a tic... This is all stuff from Season 1! The retards didnt even bother to watch the rest of the show to find even more stupid things about it!

I didn’t think CBR knew that which is why I expected the book episode on there.

>grim avatarfag that sometimes talks like him
cringe, where the fuck do you autists come from?

>ROBIN TALKS TO HIS STAFF
I don't know whats worse. The fact that they think the rest of the Titans are Robin's staff or the fact that they think it's wrong for a boss to have to talk directly to his staff.

Would you?

Laziness indeed, Grin.

. A WOMAN TAKES UP STARFIRE’S PET AS HER LOVER
I though libtards were OK with bestiality.

I think they mean his bo-staff aka his weapon.

How sensitive do you have to be to fine any of this stuff offensive?

You really shouldn't take TTG seriously or as canon, everything's just jokes.

This is the first thing that has ever made me want to watch it.
Sounds fucking weird.
Almost early adult swim weird.

Listing it all out like this just makes it funnier

>cringe
>hating on based grimfag
reddit is that way son

. JINX’S INHUMANE TREATMENT IN PRISON

>Once in the prison, viewers are offered a firsthand look at the baddie’s humiliating living conditions. Not only is her cell surrounded by deadly guns pointing at her at all times, but she also has a bucket for a toilet. Jinx may be a criminal, but her treatment in prison is simply inhumane, especially considering the fact that she is, after all, just a child.

Did they not see the teeth eating episode?

No. See Grim

What about that episode when the titans die of old age and are brought back as zombies?

>17. ROBIN LETS A THIEF GET EATEN BY A DEMON
so? it was a thief. don't steal
>16. CYBORG’S FATHER IS A TOASTER
probably a homage to cylons from battlestar galatica
>15. BEAST BOY WAS ABANDONED IN A ZOO AS A BABY
beast boy. zoo.. beast... zoo.. so?
>14. CYBORG AND BEAST BOY DESTROY A PIZZERIA
how is that bad?
>13. ROBIN STOPS HELPING THE ELDERLY TO SEE STARFIRE IN A BIKINI
ok? robin likes girls.. this is bad? (((hurr elderly))) i'm pretty damn sure one of those old dudes probably stopped to look at starfire in a bikini
>12. ROBIN TALKS TO HIS STAFF
??
>11. BEAST BOY ABANDONS HIS FRIENDS IN BATTLE
???
>10. A WOMAN TAKES UP STARFIRE’S PET AS HER LOVER
???
>9. RAVEN HAS CREATURES LOCKED UP IN HER ROOM
its raven. i would be shocked if she didn't
>8. JINX’S INHUMANE TREATMENT IN PRISON
????????? its prison??? wth do you expect? prison shouldn't be a vaction. don't want to be raped by big bob? don't land yourself in prison
>7. RAVEN ATE AN ENTIRE SOFTBALL TEAM
ok?
>6. THE TITANS KEEP A LETHAL MUTATED ANIMAL AS THEIR PET
ok?
>5. THE TITANS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER
just like real life. so... ok?
>4. EVERYONE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF STARFIRE
who wouldn't? i'm pretty sure she takes advantage of herself too
>3. ROBIN TURNED INTO A BIRD AND ATE HIS OWN EGG
since when is abortion now bad to these people?
>2. CYBORG TURNED THE TITANS INTO HUMAN APPLIANCES
probably a homage to cylons from battlestar galatica
>1. THE TITANS ATE PIES MADE OUT OF PEOPLE
oh the humanity. i guess we should stop telling children about the story of little red riding hood and hansel and gretel.

>durr the show gets good 100 episodes in watch the whole series before judging
>hurr if you dislike the show so much then don't watch it

>10. A WOMAN TAKES UP STARFIRE’S PET AS HER LOVER
And she was a QT too. Shame she was the lover of some kinda drug lord.

>ROBIN TURNED INTO A BIRD AND ATE HIS OWN EGG
chickens do that all the time.

. A WOMAN TAKES UP STARFIRE’S PET AS HER LOVER

Oh god yes I know what I'm gonna request for in a certain /aco/ thread.

>17. ROBIN LETS A THIEF GET EATEN BY A DEMON
>7. RAVEN ATE AN ENTIRE SOFTBALL TEAM
>1. THE TITANS ATE PIES MADE OUT OF PEOPLE

Ah yes, Vore Titans Go

based grim poster
I wish Shaggy user from SJ S5 was back

Dw Anyon who says it gets good later is likely a paid shill or rides a short bus

It’s the worm thing.

Wow. This show really is the worst of modern Spongebob mixed with the worst of Family Guy poured all over the remains of an old show with the writers being petty pieces of shit who not only hate said old show, but also it's fanbase.
Though at least Family Guy used to be somewhat funny, while this piece of shit never was and never will.

leave

>unironic messages
>in fart joke comedy
Step away from the computer.

CBR's content varies so wildly in quality it's nuts. They have great pieces by that one guy who knows everything about comics history sandwiched between literally Buzzfeed-tier shit.

That's hilarious, makes me want to start watching the show desu

TTGO can be good, but the the shear volume of tongue in cheek humor and the lack of anything that isn't ironic can be very tiring.

>not mentioning the "powers are a curse episode" which had the darkest ending

There are worse things in TTG

>TTG
>fart joke comedy
Here is your (you)

I absolutely love how this show rustles jimmies left and right. I can't wait for the eventual meltdown when the movie comes out and it's a success.

>CYBORG’S FATHER IS A TOASTER
at least Cyborg knows his dad.

>5 years
>jimmies are still being rustled

>that episode where Raven is eating teeth
>that episode where Starfire keeps drinking goldfish water
I'm usually not one to complain about gross out humor but this shit is unpleasant

>tried to give this show a chance
>after the 4th meta episode I gave up
The sheer popularity of this show has given them free reign to just do whatever they want and it shows

So many NECKBEARDS REEEEEEEE episodes, it makes me feel like the writers are incredibly insecure

Or when she turned everyone's into old people and watched each and everyone of them die. Or simply because she has an old people fetish.

>10. A WOMAN TAKES UP STARFIRE’S PET AS HER LOVER

it was funny tho

>4. EVERYONE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF STARFIRE

those fucking monsters. They should give best girl the respect she deserves.

How can anybody hate it when it's explained like that?

Just forget that it has anything to do with Teen Titans and enjoy it for what it is.

bruh.....

>just enjoy it for what is is
It's shit. Stop scapegoating 2003 for this show being shit.
>it makes me feel like the writers are incredibly insecure
Of course they are, have you seen the Super Friends episode?

God damn this Jamaican skeleton.

>after the 4th meta episode I gave up
So, you gave up after +100 episodes? The 4 Wall is season 3
>"So many NECKBEARDS REEEEEEEE episodes"
The 4th Wall was the second one. Low quality bait.

>It's offensive! It's mean!
Who is this cunt, the next Mr. Enter?

>10. A WOMAN TAKES UP STARFIRE’S PET AS HER LOVER
>9. RAVEN HAS CREATURES LOCKED UP IN HER ROOM
>8. JINX’S INHUMANE TREATMENT IN PRISON
>7. RAVEN ATE AN ENTIRE SOFTBALL TEAM
fapfapfap

So I guess they just don't "get" dark humor. Trying to list it as a negative when it's just not your style of humor is pretty gooberish.

CON

FETTI

So... stupid kiddie humor is offensive now? Ok then

>7. RAVEN ATE AN ENTIRE SOFTBALL TEAM
It was a dodgeball team you fucking shitbrains.

>lists
Do you really read this shit?

Why did you take the time to type this?

Wrong double nigger. They have every right to stop watching after season 1 because why bother watching 144+ seasons to get to the "good season where the show really kicks off".

The world really needs more Grim Posting

leave now, and we will forget your insult to this board

if you're looking for a good show, this ain't it.
if you're looking for a surreal trip into madness with a teen titan's coating...it actually supplies.