Reminder that if she existed today some kid would have brought a gun to school and shot her

Reminder that if she existed today some kid would have brought a gun to school and shot her

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More like the other way around.

It would have been calvin, kid has to have a mild learning diability by todays standards which would cause him to get bullied and snap. Hobbes would have drank the blood of their enemies and suzy would become a gun control advocate.

Why not rape the people instead of being a school shooter?

>Rumor has it she's up to two packs a day, unfiltered.
Poor Miss Wormwood.

What if it's both.
WHAT IF IT'S BOTH?!

>Calvin takes the school hostage.
>Cops get desperate enough to allow Suzie on the bullhorn
>Suzie brings Hobbes from the house to try and reach Calvin
>Puts Hobbes on the bullhorn
>"What would Hobbes think of all this?"
>All Calvin hears is "Kill them all Calvin".

Whoah, whoah whoah.
Shooting people is one thing.
But being a school rapist?
THAT JUST GOING TOO FAR

Well you're still a shooter. Just inside people.

underrated

>LAW OF NATURE BUDDY
>YOU'RE A TIGER NOW

Too much effort. Plus shooter's dicks are so small that it wouldn't make a difference.

obviously we need to rape potential school shooters, or to make it a more orderly policy, we turn the bottom 5-10% of the male school social hierarchy into feminized sex slaves, thus eliminating the lonely frustrated virgin reject archetype from the environment from 2 angles.

She was the murderer tho.

>calvin
>a school shooter

This already happened though, Calvin snapped once before
What do you think the noodle incident was?

Exactly. Calvin will go big.
He'll probably be his world's first actual super-villain.
"I don't know how he got out of maximum security! All we did was give him a cardboard box!"

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But gun violence at school is still exceedingly rare.

Kinda weird using an air-to-air missile on a ground target.

>That attention to detail on the F-15

But OP being a gigantic faggot, who probably deserves to have the entire thread booted into the trasn, because it's not even Sup Forums worthy is all too common.

I never understand why the media prioritizes the things it does.
>school shooting kills like 4 people
>complete uproar
>heart disease kills 600000 people a year
>lol who cares?

Man, son you ain't smart are you?

Fuck Seth Green for this.
I'll laugh at most of their shit but this was always blatantly unfunny and edgy.

There's a few small forgivable errors, but you can really tell Watterson did his research.

>"I don't know how he got out of maximum security! All we did was give him a cardboard box!"

Not really, no.
Explain what I did wrong this time.

Please don't defile one of the greatest comics ever created by vomiting memes all over it.

Fellow anons, please, if you've never read these strips, if you are too young to have ever seen these in your local newspapers, do yourselves a massive favor and look them up. They really are good.

Are you serious?

Really makes you wonder...

Why would you expect Calvin to care what kind of missiles they are?

Different emotional response.
Different moral and ethical implications
Political agendas.

Heart disease is on the news from time to time. Normally obesity is a more common topic.

>Implying Wormwood wouldn't be an NRA member armed with a leg holster

Because rapists don't get to be infamous.

h-hot...

>asking anything of the new wave of redditors
No one you knew is here anymore, they want nothing but politics and fill the void with low effort bait.

>same plan?
>same plan!!

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crazy
haha

Ignoring any drama and b8, would Sup Forums say Mrs. Wormwood was a good teacher? I've always read her as someone who used to be a really good teacher but got burnt out by years and years of poorly behaved children and no longer cares. Like there are times she makes an effort to genuinely humor Calvin's ambitious and precocious nature, but every time he squanders that good will due to his antisocial disposition. As a result, for the most part she just kind of has accepted that Calvin is a "bad egg" and generally has given up on good-faith interaction with him. She knows he's smart and he has potential, but she simply can't be bothered to bring that potential out because of how hard Calvin makes it.

I remember Watterson saying she was good, it's just Calvin was too much to handle for her.

Yeah I agree. Calvin wouldn't be a school shooter.

He'd be a school nuker.

She teaches first graders, retribution/revenge mass killers don't go back that far, they attack shit from the past five-ish years of their life, so if she got killed by a school shooter it's be some rando edgelord like the Sandyhook guy who didn't care whether she was a cunt or not.

She's so fucking old, she really can't put up with Calvin's limitless supply of shit.

I'd say she is a good teacher, Calvin is a particularly hard case and she is far more lenient than she could be, if only because she is tired of sending him out.

You'd be shocked how many schools don't get shot up

>implying mrs. wormwood isn't stockpiling ammo to blow away her own class.

>"Save me some 'tiger food,' pal!"

She"s probably a good teacher, but we don't see enough of her interacting with other students to judge well.

Only the ones with >50% concealed carrying teachers. Anything less is a welcome mat.

Spencer and Locke storytime?

Is the purpose of robot chicken to make an edgier, less funny video every single time? This is so fucking terrible.

oh, i forgot about this. how many issues in is it?

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This comic is so full of shitty wink nudge, it's insulting. Yet it keeps getting posted.

Such great casting wasted in a dumpster fire of a movie.

How so?
>her name is Bacon
Fair enough, that's a stupid name.
>Hobbes eating canned fish again
Yeah that's something he does. Tiger eats fish, it's hastened several times and will continue to happen.
>Calvin/Susie shipping
No worse than generic wife.
>Hobbes absolutely would eat a little girl
Not if he's in the imagination of a girl he's going to protect, unless it's a lead up to safe vore to protect the prey from the outside world.
>Trump is badguy
In 2011, he was just a famous, egotistical businessman most widely known for firing people. Kids make boogeymen out of less fearsome things (though in my case, that tentacle monster from Princess Mononoke did just fine groom 5 to 9).

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This is either bait or you completely misread everything.

Is there porn of her?

Well not with that attitude. You just need to dial it up to 11 and rape so much or so crazily that it has to go down in history.

Wha hey, it's cute and inoffensive.

YOU'RE cute and inoffensive.

oh gosh

>Fair enough, that's a stupid name.
It's a reference to the philosopher Francis Bacon, just like Calvin and Hobbes are the names of philosophers, John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes.

Dude. There's a lot of school shootings.
Also, they're directly caused by human action.
I mean, why even arrest criminals, if heart disease is the real Public Enemy #1.

I just got the book this Sunday and haven't had time to read it, only 4 issues right? Couldn't find more.

>Psst. Calvin! What was the capital of Poland until 1600?

Yeah, I love when artists do their homework. And this isn’t just tracing off a CAD model someone sperged up at a university somewhere, he at the very least took a good long hard look at a model and some pics to draw a toony yet recognizable F-15.

Yikes. That didn't age well.

You’re just triggered about the Trump bit, faggot.

Why am I not surprised.
These days if there's any vocal complaining on Sup Forums it's usually done by triggered trumptards.

That’s actually a good thing now that I think I over.

We need to keep the discourse shit.

>today
Oh, hey I found the one person who didn't know about Columbine

I think he's a lowkey planefag

>trumptards

I have a couple collections that I go back to every now and then and they never fail to cheer me up

>It's like Calvin and Hobbes but edgy duh-huh!

the dog spells god backwards joke was funnier

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hey guys what's going on in this thr-

>Arming Miss Wormwood
>Calvin being a potential a school shooter

If you don't own the Tenth Anniversary book, absolutely go buy that. Aside from just being a good sized collection, it's full of dialogue from Watterson explaining and elaborating on individual strips, the comic as a whole, and his own personal philosophies. If you're a fan, it's amazing. My own copy is dog-eared as hell after all this time.

It would absolutely be Calvin shooting up the school.

Yeah, I have that one and the Lazy Sunday one. Maximum comfy.

No, Dobson, it does not become more interesting. It's interesting as it is. The only thing that happens when you apply your political obsessions to every single thing in life is that you make yourself dumber, if that's even fucking possible.

Even the best teachers have their limits.

Ah yes, THIS is what started my tf fetish. It's all coming back to me now....

Oh pshaw, it's sweet.

Shit I thought I was the only one.

So this is what it feels like, when doves cry.

Never really disliked Dobson. Didn't much like his comic, but I didn't actively dislike him.
But after looking at that image. I hope he gets haemorrhoids.

Okay, you've convinced me. Dobbo absolutely needs to be stopped now.

No, they would have too much respect.

Reminder that if the matrix existed to day I would have brought a gun to Sup Forums and shot OP.

>americans think school shooting are a regular occurance in other countries too