Alex Jones is my Dad

Ask me anything. Keep it polite or I will not respond.

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how much do calcium deposits affect the viscosity of tap water?

How girthy is his dick?

PROOOOOOOOOOOF

on how many waterfilters are you on right now?

I don't know.

MOOOOOODS AJ'S OLDEST CHILD IS LIKE 12 AT MOST

Your dad speaks to Trump right? Does he know if Trump is going to purge the shadow government/illuminati and return us to the age of men?

#Imwithhim

We have home filters and smaller portables ones we take on the road.

LARPING FAGGOT

I can't disclose anything like that. Sorry.

Why the fuck would we believe you, you lying sack of ass

>no proof

fuck off, sage, etc.

How did he influence your political views growing up?

Did he try to force his beliefs onto you or waited till you were old enough to understand?

just play along sperglord

Why do you have a widely circulated picture of your dad on your computer with the name "Dad.jpg"?

He has heavily influenced my and my sisters beliefs growing up, along with my sisters. He gave us the "red pill" quite early in our lives.

Why is your father so fat, doesn't those weight loss pills he sells work?

because he is his dad. how retarded are you?

I'm not putting family pictures on here. That is a private matter. I just took this picture off google because it's already out there.

Does your Dad rip mean farts after a hard day shitposting?

larp

Do you enjoy LARPing?

I actually have a question for you guys. Why are you so obsessed with my father? I see him on here often.

Did he make you record those videos with the Anonymous mask on, or did you do that all on your own?

is alex jones your dad?

What's it like living with a mentally ill person?

I volunteered.

The age of men will return.

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Are you cute?

were you homeschooled?
i can't imagine the amount of ridicule you'd get if you went to public schools

We're water filter fans

Do you ever fear for your life? Do you have extra security in your life?

Cause he's /ourguy/ duh.

Has your dad ever read Pynchon

I attend a charter school and yes even there i've been bullied a lot and still do. I can deal with it though.

Ask your family.

So, how's the koch brothers little experiment doing these days?

Feeling prosperous I bet.

>still do
UNDERAGED DETECTED

He is trying to save humanity. Kek predicted that in this timeline he will become a great general under god emperor Trump. You are lucky kid.

What is his real power level?

I'm not sure i'd have to ask him.

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have you taken super male vitality

Are you jewish?

So you are the one who likes Steven Crowder?

Are you part of the elite hacking group known as Anonymous?

I don't know what that means. Explain?

does your dad know the globalists are jews?

On the day that he streamed the wikileaks thing he said he cancelled a fishing trip with you to cover it, did you ever go?

Are you Rex?

what you are telling us is alex jones creampied your mom?

In his phone call with Trump did he mention the fed audit?

Does he work for the CIA?

No.

I do like Steven.

kill yourself

alex jones is infertile so you are adopted

>Alex's kid is a normie who doesn't believe in conspiracy theory.

>pretending you don't know about dragon ball memes
c'mon op at least put a little effort in it, even toddlers know about dragon ball.

Do you ever hang out with Joe Biggs or PJW? What's your opinion of them when they are off-camera?

does he browse pol? and assuming you're legit - hang in there because 1776 is happening right now, and your dad is Paul Revere

Well, your dad is a badass.

Your father is a memer's dream.

Post proof

does ur pee pee get hard when you see the female reporters?

Always keep in mind that Sup Forums is half national socialist and full degenerate results of globalist corruption. Also, don't touch super male vitality until you are older.

He knows there are some Jew's involved, but not all are jewish.

Yep.

Can't say anything about that phone call until it's public, sorry.

No but we have ex-CIA family members, if that counts?

Does he have a big dick? Is it short and fat? Can I suck your Dad?

When he said that they killed most of his family, what did he mean?

toasting in epic bread

Does he actually believe the things he says off-camera is he any different? Or is it all an act?

catch anything?

>but not all are jewish
i'll stop you right there kid

Has your dad ever kissed a goblin?

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No. He's had his kid on the show a few times. He's redpilled af.

Have you seen Lee Ann McAdoo naked?

i like this

Have you jerked off to Mcadoos big titties and Margaret Howels ginger bush?

They act just like they do on camera, at least around me they do.

He knows what it is but he doesn't browse here. He learned of it because of the pepe meme.

What's it like having a dad that played a YUGE part in saving the country?

He is our champion. He is holy KEK's prophet.

Also, he's entertaining.

savage

Ok so you know we talk about Alex a lot and yet you don't know about DBZ memes? OP confirmed for RPing faggot.

Do you feel Rex that your dad puts to much pressure on you?

Have you seen the rabbit hole?

How much money does Alex Jones make on his stupid fans?

are niggers human?

fake and gay

Are you a fish person?

you dont need OP to answer that

He means our ancestors.

It's cool and I appreciate him for it but it comes with downsides, like getting bullied.

is this going to be another autistic form of mummy posting?

posting on ebin biscuit

Are you for or against putting brainforce in the water?

Why did your dad decide to marry a kike?

Does he squeeze the toothpaste tube from the bottom or the middle? I know the answer to this one so if you get it wrong you're a fake.

>like getting bullied.
Why don't you just tear their heads off?

Do you ever feel afraid having your father at the forefront of the information wars?

Did Alex Jones' parents adopt a black baby? (he mentioned this once on his show, regarding abortion)
What is it doing now?