Sup Forums approved Chritmas gift

My wife's 12 yr old son wants a "gaming computer' for Christmas. He already has a nice 17" laptop. I'm going to buy him pic related.

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buy him a barbell instead

Fitness equipment for people who aren't already into fitness is almost always wasted money. People buy it with the best of intentions and it quickly turns into a clothing rack or something that just gathers dust in the basement.

Seriously just do a quick browse on Craigslist and see how many people are desperate to get rid of their treadmills, bowflex style systems, and the like. It's a nightmare.

Lastly you'd be better off buying a multi-purpose rack, bar, and weights, not this stupid shit. They tend to cost less, and last longer.

Your a cuck.

>Sup Forums approved Christmas gifts
a rope

He's 12. I will make him use it.

Don't you have a tree to tap,faggot?

Better then raising another mans kid, cuck

Your wife's son? Are you a cuck??????

>Not free weights
Do you want to raise a limp wrist beta?

It was a joke he is actually my only son. Taught him to read when he was 3. He's badass intellectually and now it's time for stage 2.

Careful, people have ways of meeting with untimely Hillary-related ends around barbells

I came to post this

buy him a barbell with 100kg weights and a squat rack where he can also benchpress

Oh well in that case get him a cheeky little .410 and take him hunting.

dont be a faggot get him a cheap gaming desktop, and just make him do a sport as a condition for using it
its Christmas you ass

What about (((esports)))

Great idea if you want him to hate you forever. Just get him a VR ready rig you faggot.

lol enjoy all that unfettered resentment for the next 6-20 years. My old man is an asshole, but even he wouldn't have pulled that shit on me.

heres your (you)
this

threw something together
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Make the kid put it together

This is what he gets:
thefitnessoutlet.com/bodysolid-g4i-iso-flex-home-gym/

get him a prostitute, make him a man

and then once his virgin dick has come after like 5 seconds you'll still have a half hour of prostitute time, it's a win win

This: Just get the fuck a rack, weights, and a bar. Don't be a faggot by getting him some bullshit machine.

Laptops can't play games, dumbass. Quit being such a shitty dad and get him what he asked for.

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Take him to the gym with you or something, buying a machine won't help him build habits that he enjoys. You have to deceive the kid into enjoying working out forcing him to use this thing will only backfire.

Don't get him a seventeen fucking hundred dollar machine that he won't even use. Get him a budget gaming computer and second hand bar, weights, and rack (also a bench probably) and actually work out yourself you fat fuck.

Thanks for the advice. I might not be there when the 190lbs drops on his throat.Good info otherwise.

Looks like some cheap China stuff. Just make him do exercises without a machine or get free weights. Those things are so crappy. A well made one is going to be around $5000-$7000

>crisps
Pepe is an American. We call chips chips in America, leaf.

You are a dickless bitch

>not spotting your son
If you're worried about an accident tell him not to do it when you're not spotting him you fuck. If he's too stupid to do that at 12 then maybe you should just put him out of his misery.

cuck

I'm getting that $1700 machine for $400.

Still, don't. Just get him some fucking weights. There's a reason professional athletes don't use machines like that. Free weights are far superior in every way.

There's a reason you are getting it for $400

it's not the bar falling, it's the two gunshots to the head afterwards that you need to be careful about

user, TAKE /fit/'s ADVICE AND DON'T BE A FUCKTARD

Also, if he is a "gamer", YOU HAVE FUCKED UP. GET HIM INTO A HOBBY OR SOMETHING DON'T LET HIM WASTE HIS LIFE ON VIDYA + PORN (which he has probably already watched and jerked off to several times behind your back)

Gym is great but get your kid into boxing. Its better and less phaggy than picking things up and putting them down

>My wife's 12 yr old son

unlimited and unsupervised access to anything related to computers is bad for life
should have made him play football or something instead

Are you kidding me? I have all his browsing history. No porn yet. I'm going to buy him this and barbells and a curl bar.

Thanks.

OF course he has.

With all the readily available internet it is not even debatable in this year.

I did the same at his age and back then things were not as nearly accessible.

Isn't there a slight possibility he knows how to use a different browser or incognito?

Buy him a gun you stupid cuck

>I'm going to buy him this and barbells and a curl bar.
good on you. If only you had asked Sup Forums's advice before you married a single mother, LOL

Nah. I've been here since the Commadore 64. I forgot more than he knows.But he's a good kid.Studies hard and knows fuckall. Just needs a good Christmas present.

Kids shouldn't really lift until they have had a few years of puberty. Wait until he is like 14-15 before he starts lifting.

First post is best post. A barbell, weights, and a copy of starting strength is all he needs.

I started lifting when I was 9. Your advice is moot.