Is mead the ultimate red-pill fermented beverage

You can make mead in your house in small batches. Honey from your beehives. Add yeast. Add fruit from your orchard at second ferment.

>The Drink of The King

You can make alcohol with any kind of flavored sugar and water

Casino Azul Tequila.......several flavors depending on temp and decanter....

Nah, that's KOMBUCHA

I've thought of buying some just for some comfy Skyrim memories, but I prefer beer over any other alcohol.

This

However if you have bees have fun


Personally my beer exit plan is to plant an apple tree and make apple cider

I can make a board with a chain saw from any treed in my general area but I can't make a master craftsmen grade box

user, booze is easy as fuck to make.

>"Is not relevant bullshit redpilled"

Homebrew threads are on /ck/ and /diy/

OP, are you my little brother? I Think you're my little brother.

Yes, but do you have your own beehvives to produce your own honey?
Do you have an orchard to make the flavorings you want?

I doubt it.
But I could be your big brother.

>hes too low agency to find a beekeeper or an orchard

Are you brown, by chance?

Damn, would've been funny.

It's good. Wish it was easier to get in the store.

No, I'm anglo. But I tan pretty easily.

Alcohol is a shit tier psychoactive substance. It just makes you mildly dissociated and lowers inhibition. Make DMT if you're going to make anything.

Doesn't it take a really long time to make?

>low agency anglo

You should just kill yourself then tbqhwy fampai.

That'd be suicide.

Try to stick to the subject matter at hand

Mead: The Drink of The King

Fruit wine and apple cider are easy AF to make.

>Man's drink is dangerous and bad for you
>do this actually addictive heroin level drug
user are you a nigger by chance

before I had this pink hairband and was trying to put it on my little brothers head, and he yelled NO STOP! YOU'RE ASSUMING MY GENDER!!!!

generation Z will save us, they are already redpilled

Mead is for larpers

I love mead. Beer makes my allergies worse.

If you're a snownigger, sure.
Bourbon is the true master race.

Do you know how many fucking apples it takes to make even a gallon of cider? A fucking lot.

Actual human beings drink alcohol for the taste as well as the effect.

Also, for a manageable inebriation, alcohol is the best.

mead tastes like rotten shit though

this

actually made me laugh

Kek confirms

Yeah mead's great, when you have some college girls around; i prefer bourbon, whisky, or scotch, not necessarily in that order

t. miserable old fuck

I actually just recently started drinking mead. I live near a lot of people who sell local honey for cheap so I'm going to start making my own.

I have a bunch of beer making equipment so it'll be real cheap to make a lot.

every fucking numale nerd always tries to act like mead is super cool and they bring it to parties thinking they're hot shit.

if mead was good, people would still be making it unironically.

single malt peaty scotch for special times

i know an edgelord who makes mead but ive never tried it myself

Troof. Although scotch is good too.

how do i make dmt

>Also, for a manageable inebriation, alcohol is the best.

Nah, even if you have no interest in psychedelics and just want to relax, benzos are blatantly superior to alcohol for that end.

>heroin level

?

>user are you a nigger by chance

Scottish desu, probably whiter than you are.

Mead is drink of our white ancestors

>DMT
>addictive

U avin a giggle m80?

I want to try mead, is it like beer? I don't really like beer.

kvas is pretty good and simple to make at home even with shitty sliced bread