Why does Vladimir Putin never look happy?

Why does Vladimir Putin never look happy?

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Life is shit

he's a slav

Manlet

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slavs look retarded when they smile.

He's Russian

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There's not much to be happy about, except that one day there will be a great fight ahead of us that at last gives us peace

Russians don't typically smile unless there is a good reason to.
Its a cultural thing that has been around for a long long time.

His wife left him and his judo instructor died. The video of him walking alone away from the funeral is extremely sad desu ;_;

Tht fukin bromance

"Hey putin remember that time we went to mexico to bang thm putas, hoo has"

Also notice how putin actually smiles in these photos

He's short and angry about it.

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> manlet
> Russian
That's about it

I like how they coordinated their suits. Truly, the best of friends

What are you talking about OP. Vlad is an happy lad!

asiatic people like finns and russians dont smile in public

take the redpill and realize their is nothing to smile about

Why though? I was watching this video:

youtube.com/watch?v=y11a_T_-EbA

And he just looks really sad the entire time. Did he have a hard life?

he knows

Slavs don't smile unless its important. I know I am one

I love how in Russian porn the Russian dude always remains stoic and never shows any facial expression as the hot Russian babe does her work on him

I never knew Vlad was a lesbian rock star.

Ur mum looks retarded when she smiles, cunt

Real men don't smile for pictures/photos. Look at all the old predsidents and kings

Because Westerners fake happiness.

Theres always jew dick lodged in his ass

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They say he was always bullied pretty badly because of being a manlet.

I don't trust people who smile for no reason.

Americans always smile when they introduce themselves to me and I know they are faking it because there's no way they are happy to meet me because I am me.

Real men don't smile.

This makes me sad. I bet he misses Bush Jr. Hopefully him and Trump can strike up a good friendship.

Russians culturally do not smile in public.

They will. They share common interests.

Why are they wearing wizard robes? Were they larping?

>INTJ
>having emotions

>Why does Vladimir Putin never look happy?

You just have to find something that amuses him.

You think this is a motherfucking game?

>myers bullshit brigg personality types

lol

do you believe in astrology too you immense faggot

People do the same here.

Could a photoshop fag turn Putin into a centaur please.

They have emotions, they're just buried underneath layers of cynicism and irritation.

top kek

It looks like a scene from a buddy cop action-comedy
>here we go again!

fpbp

witcher mutations dull emotions

I felt a testosterone boost just from seeing that pic

>i didnt get the personality type i want the post

The French I've met have all been very sincere, though none of them were from Paris

>Were they larping?
Yeah, pretty much

Fixed.

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Post it.

Make me feel.

Redpill

I've been to France multiple times and met countless Frenchies and I've never seen you people do it.

Well it is a pretty horoscope-tier test. You could probably take it at different points in your life and wind up with different results. I don't think people fit neatly into 16 categories of personalities, and I somehow doubt that 1/16 people are "masterminds", let alone like half of Sup Forums.

It's sort of shocking how shitty Obama turned out in terms of diplomatic ability. What a retard.

I've always wondered what is written on her back and why she does what she does.

>Why does Vladimir Putin never look happy?

Just like Angela Merkel

that image is eleven times funnier when you learn she's terrified of dogs

Bush may have been a neocon puppet but he was a damn likeable guy.

I imagine he already knows the west is being run by twisted lawless satanic pedoscum.

Putin approves Femen

Real men.

Putin is happy around Waifus

Found the """""Polish""""" American or whatever

>Did he have a hard life?
He grew up in a communist country.

Vladimir has very modest smile.

>hates dogs
>Loves Muslims
>Muslims hate dogs

>Americans always smile when they introduce themselves to me and I know they are faking it because there's no way they are happy to meet me because I am me.

As an American I agree with you, there is far too much fake smiling in our society. Its considered polite to smile when you're introduced to someone, when you're taking a picture, and a lot of other social situations and its all bullshit.

Sadly, fake smiles will get you a long way in our society......webm very related.

It's a g20 thing

>Did he have a hard life?
>He grew up in a communist country.

As a KGB Agent

Fuck Poland

Putin is happy around animals, he loves animals. Animals never stab you in the back like humans do.

gawd hes already russian
give him a break

I have never seen him with such a goofy facial expression before. That's hilarious.

As I recall she was some feminist/gay rights protestor who was bitching about the band Pussy Riot getting arrested for indecency after they performed a "song" topless in a Russian church.

I'd fuck her if you know what I mean

Russian culture: Don't smile a lot, they will think you are literally retarded.

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He's happy around animals

>I've always wondered what is written on her back

Fuck you Putin

>why she does what she does.

Feminist sort of protest

>Animals never stab you in the back like humans do.
or hunt you for sport

>Merkel hates dogs, loves Muslims. Muslims hate dogs

Mohammed said "Kill every Black one, because black dogs are devil"

Islam is racist against Black dogs!!!

Holy shit, they did, I can't breath.

Putin can tame even Bears

You are so fucking full of shit.

Fucking animals steal food from humans all the time. Even ones with owners.

Have you ever once owned a dog or cat?
What about all the fucking monkeys that are ruining those third world shitholes that don't let people shoot their worthless conniving asses?

Fucking PETA get out. Fuck you. Fuck off.

Russians don't smile. Our entire lives are suffering. It is true even for the oligarchs.

and sharks

Putin never liked bush. He just acted like his buddy because that gave Bush a false sense of security, since Bush wasn't very intelligent. Putin knows he has to be serious with Obama because Obama won't fall for that shit. Inb4 leaf. I'm not even a libcuck. I just thought it was obvious that the whole Putin bush 'bromance' was an obviously contrived act by Putin. You'd have to be extremely naive to think otherwise. I hope Trump doesn't fall for this shit.

>Why are they wearing wizard robes?

>What about all the fucking monkeys that are ruining those third world shitholes that don't let people shoot their worthless conniving asses?
Das raysis

Does the red mage do buffs or what?

>Have you ever once owned a dog or cat?

People without mental handicaps are able to train their animals not to steal food

Now put AJ and Trump on his back.

The fact that the test can define most people accurately means there's some truth to the dumb fuck test. But most times people don't change their personalities unless they're actively trying too.

As for doubting Sup Forums being masterminds you're taking the "mastermind" label literally and not the context of what an INTJ is. Most INTJs are wasted potential because INTJs cant related to normalfags who think on the bases of emotional instinct while INTJs are very tamed and logical so INTJs are insecure because they feel they don't fit in with 90% of the population and they don't express themselves because they see themselves as wrong despite being right most times. The fact that Sup Forums fears the refugee cirsis and whites turning into a minority are INTJ masterminded foresight and fantasizes about lecturing to a group of liberals and slapping their shit with logic while jerking off to SJWs getting BTFO with logic is proof of that.

If you read into the nature of some of 4chans boards like Sup Forums and Sup Forums they're very INTJish.

Who the fuck is afraid of a lab?

>Russians don't smile. Our entire lives are suffering.

Except when drunk by Vodka

That's a tranquilizer gun. It fires tranquilizer darts using compressed air. It would be very ineffective for hunting.