I feel robbed that they never kissed

I feel robbed that they never kissed

Robbed?

Keep your /ss/ delusions to yourself cuck.

I feel robbed that we never kissed.

I dont like SS, I just like purity and chastity in a relationship and wendip has more than any other ship in a kids cartoon

/ss/ is pure

They're like two years apart.
Even if Dipper looks like a literal midget.

In a way, they're constantly making out with each other now.

It's still /ss/. Age is only one part of /ss/.

I don't. Fuck Wendy. Pacifica was the better choice by far for Dipper's endgame.

I ship them both somehow

Daily reminder to preorder the upcoming Lost Legends comic. It contains never-before-seen content and is 100% canon. It's currently $15 but will be $25 when it releases in July.

Pacifica/Mabel at least has more to work with then an episode that might as well be non canon.

Get out of here with that shit. Mabel doesn't deserve Pacifica's love.

Daily reminder that the legends are all but confirmed to be filler, Nobody gives a hoot about Canon anyways, and that preordering something that you don’t even know is worth buying is just as dumb as paying $25 for four filler stories.

Would it have been better like this?

Pacifica is on the cover so even if it's filler there's a 90% chance at least some of it will be Dipcifica.

/ss/ is always improved by increases of body mass.

Why would I need some half-assed canon story when “Anyway I’ve been there” already exists and has done it better than he ever could?

What was in that water and what did it do to Dipper?

>Cowtits
While it does not disgust me like scat or vore, nor fill me with rage like NTR, I can safely say that you guys have one of the tackiest fetish is have ever seen.

Turned his sapling into a towering redwood.

It's awesome if you like this pairing and want to make or read art and stories. But on the actual show, Wendip was a spectacularly shitty ship. I don't know what it says that shipping Dipper with literally every single other character on the show wound up about a hundred or more times more popular than Wendip. This includes his own twin sister and an evil talking triangle. It also includes a large number of character who aren't even on the fucking show but are from other series. Other ships have giant fan clubs all over the world who have written tens of thousands of stories and drawn hundreds of thousands of pictures. Cosplay, music videos, people getting married dressed as the characters. I know the canon ship in anything does get ignored a lot but I feel like they probably botched something somewhere for the enthusiasm gulf to be so mindblowingly massive.

Lets be honest, we all know what they botched: Wendy’s entire Character and development.

Who the fuck are you excuse me? Fetish police? No? Thought so

What character and development?

Do you think they agreed to masturbate wearing each others' hats so that when they traded back hats the next summer they would contain each other's smell?

No, but I am someone who’s going to call you a faggot for being incredibly tacky and having no taste. You tastelessness tacky faggot.

He's not, but I am.

Your fetish is tacky and I hate you.

Exactly

What you gonna do about besides bitch and moan? Nothing? Thought so

Wendip is pure

Keep that up and I'll tell the janitors on you

>What you gonna do about besides bitch and moan?
Make are you that you know, just how bad you are and how you should feel bad. Because you should, a lot.

>I feel robbed that they won't put something considered inappropriate for mainstream on it just because it's my fetish

I will never get this. There are things I'd like to see in shows too, but I don't actually expect them to happen in them.

>Shotacon isnt about age
By that logic, Midget Porn is Shotacon.

I'm waiting for that
Not caring man
You both are probably footfags trying to feel good about your shitty fetish lmao

>Knows his fetish is so shit that the only way he can feel better about himself is to pretend that everyone else has a worse one
Good lord how pathetic

whats inappropriate about it? they have a 2 year age gap and the man is short

>Out of nowhere wanted to express how he doesn't like a fetish instead of ignoring
You start bitching but the richest thing is now
>Knows his fetish is so shit that the only way he can feel better about himself is to pretend that everyone else has a worse one
Sounds an awful lot like what you did.
What are you top tier fetish? Give me a chuckle please

>implying Pacifica can keep up with Mabel
All the money in the world can't buy sexual stamina

Unrequited love

>Sounds an awful lot like what you did.
It would seem that way to someone who has recently undergone a lobotomy yes. However, the difference is you were clearly posting Cowtits and displaying your lack of taste, while you tried to pretend I was a footfag to deflect from how pleb tier your fetish was. It helps if you use more that 5 brain cells to actually think about the details of the situation.
Also
>Posting a dragonball “fuck you” reaction image
Holy shit, as if I needed any more proof that you were a faggot.

was a better romance than Starco to be sure

What if Dipper and Star hooked up?

would Wendy get jealous and finally kiss dipper?

>there are people who actually thought Dipper had a chance in canon

what the fuck?

Keep telling yourself that. It will clearly change something.

yes but you deserve to suffer
JARCO IS PURE

Welcome to the shipper mentality.

why wouldnt he have a chance? he really likes her and wants to make her happy. She owes him a relationship

Then how about this?

Man children are retarded.

:* :* :*
saved
Ok but what if we skip 5 years down the road. If they started dating then, no one would bat an eye.

I hope
I wanna smell dipper's sweaty hat desu

that microsoft paint brown nipple

its a crime that she didnt kiss him... he saved the world... he earned it

>Ok but what if we skip 5 years down the road. If they started dating then, no one would bat an eye.
What are you trying to convince me of? The illogicality of society's rules? Do you think if you DO convince me of that, it'll change anything?

>Ok but what if we skip 5 years down the road. If they started dating then, no one would bat an eye.

Why would they do that?

>saved
Yeah, me too.

There's a crossover waiting to happen and it involves a harem ending.

It's not sweat that would be in the hats.

just stating a fact. what crawled up your ass?
just hypothetically

Man, some of the bait on this board is jaw-droppingly weak!

do you guys think Wendy still wears Dippers hat and thinks about him? What if she longs for dipper and he moved on from her and then the roles are reversed where the manly red-head tries to win the heart of a midget boy

If she doesn't wear it from time to time, you know she at least looks at it from time to time and smiles, missing all the fun they had that summer.

Why bring it up under a topic of canon-shipping?

And to answer your question, people would still think it was pretty craddle-robbing and fucked up in relation to the show.

this picture makes me sad... Wendy flat out rejected Dipper and he still wanted her. Life is cruel, and Hirsch a manlet

>Wendy flat out rejected Dipper and he still wanted her
such is life for so many people out there. fuck

>rejected dipper
>into the arms of his sister's open and thirsty arms
Sad shit all around but I can fap to one.

I just dont understand anons... why would she not reciprocate... she would be so happy taking her 15 year old boyfriend who is half her size to prom, his face firmly planted in her stomach while they slow dance together while Robbie is unable to get an erection because his skinny jeans are too tight.

stop making me feel....

...

Dipper is SO CUTE
noice

now that I see these I change my mind... i dont want windip any longer


he doesnt even know why he likes her. he will get over her after school starts back in cali

>now that I see these
He will grow taller, user!
Can you say you don't ever think about your first big crush from time to time? Even if it didn't work out.

>Dipper growing taller than a girl that's half Manly Dan
This needs to stop.

Not him but no, I’ve buried my past and the little shit who lived it, and I have no intention of revisiting either.

Probably in the far future in the show, but not at the time the story was being told.

She clearly appreciates him and has strong feelings for him, which in time can transform into something else, so it's very possible

[spoilers] Even though in Diary 3 it's heavily implied Pacifica will be his canonical couple [/spoilers]

>people would still think it was pretty craddle-robbing and fucked up in relation to the show.

Nigger do you really think everyone is married or dating someone of their exact same age?

Fuck no. if Wendy ends up with any guy other than dipper she will lose her virginity before she marries and become a single-mom with 7 babies of different races and living off welfare and going to walmart and circle K hoping to meet a man who is willing to be with her despite her obesity, stretch marks and loose vagina.

MODSS!!!

>stretch marks
are people really disgusted by post-pregnancy stretch marks? You can't really help them, kinda like freckles. Seems cruel to judge someone based on that.

Honestly I’ve always liked the idea that Wendy would really regret not getting Dipper when she had the chanc. Probably because it would be the closest thing to revenge on her for wasting some many episodes on plots about being pined over while not contributing anything other than eye candy and occasional dues ex machina moments out of her ass to the show.

...

TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM

Don't be such a pedophile.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE!

imagine 2 whole seasons of Gravity falls where 3/4 of the episodes are about Wendy having a crush on Dipper and talking with Robbie about how to get with him

>if Wendy ends up with any guy other than dipper she will lose her virginity before she marries and become a single-mom with 7 babies of different races and living off welfare and going to walmart

I guess this is probably trolling but what the fuck. Even Robbie is going through the bog standard teen phase but will probably become an accountant or computer programmer or some other boring Oregon, typical thing and turn out fine. Wendy and her friends are the kind of people who pretend to rebel as kids and then become typical boring suburbanites.

By that logic Dipper wants to become a "paranormalist" at time of series which is a one way ticket to joblessness.

underrated

so, Wendy is nailing Dipper from behind now? nice!

if you're following Area's comic, you'll know there's a way!

this seems pretty hot and I wish someone would do this with me.

But Aang was near a century older than Katara.

bimonthly reminder.

And I still hated it. Aang's a monk and the most powerful man in the world. He's got more important things to worry about than bitches.

Dippers uncle Stanford was a paranormalist and owned a house and had tones of science, you are a cuckold who has never learned himself to talk to a women

user, Tumblr and half the fan base would've lost their mind and called Alex sexist. Dana Terrace and Sabrina Cotugno would have lost their shit alone.

if Dana reacts this way to legos, imagine how she'd react if her boyfriend's show ended with some perceived "white boi gets a kiss from the girl" thing.

who cares about tumblr. Windip is romantic

I like to believe that as Dipper comes back to Gravity Falls in coming years, Wendy and Dipper continue to build their friendship, and on the summer of Dipper's 16th birthday, Wendy intimately kisses him and sucks him off on the roof of the Mystery Shack, under the millions of stars. That was the summer Wendy left Gravity Falls for college, and the last time Dipper see's Wendy.

Dipper is at crotch height, so he could do a lot for Wendy ya know