> be me, 21 years old
> mom cleans washes my clothes
> mom cleans my dishes
> most of my day is spent gaming and watching cartoons
> parents give me weekly allowance
> dad reads me bed time stories to help me sleep
> mom make me supper and gets a plate ready for me
> still get gifts for my birthday and Christmas
How do we end the man child problem pol? Society tells young men to simply to "man up" but there is literally no reason to. I know I am not the only one with this problem.
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>> be me, 2[x] years old
>> mom cleans washes my clothes
>> mom cleans my dishes
Me up to this point
I have had a friend who is just like you. He became a heroin addict.
I have a diaper fetish.
I'm an unemployed 24 year old and I'm not this pathetic. Thanks for the brief ego boost OP.
I miss neetdom so badly
wake up at 2pm.. eat a little bit, play a little RTS, take the dog for a walk and have a fap..
>non-neet
wake up at 530am
drive to work
leave work at 7pm
drive home
eat and go on Sup Forums for a few hours
sleep
I do this 6 days a week
>still get gifts for my birthday and Christmas
The only people who stop getting gifts are unloved faggots
kek
Damn fag, I'm homeless but at least I have a full time job and a car. I thought my life was pathetic thanks for making me feel better. Enjoy your tendies, autismo.
>dad reads me bedtime stories
Jesus Christ dude...
>Get super sick and lose 90 pounds in 3 months and puking blood then its my birthday
>Be me, kicked out at 17 on my birthday by my bipolar mom (living in government apartments)
>Everything I own fits into a shoebox, my clothes were to big, I did have a belt
>Pawn my computer monitor so I can get my 20 bucks for food
>Grandparents take me in and make me pay rent
>Go back to highschool and finish highschool in 3 months (packets)
>Get a job at fucking gamestop
>Grandparents pump me full of healthfood and vitamins and I get healthy for the first time probably ever (my bipolar mom also is anorexic)
>Get doing well and join the navy
>get out of the navy
>Going to college
>been on my own since 17
Why cant you faggots grow the fuck up
I have dealt with so much hardship in my fucked up life the least you niggers could do is the dishes
I was ditched by my parents when I was 18 and had just got accepted to engineering program at a great University. I haven't got a birthday or Christmas gift in over ten years. Why do they hate me if I did everything right?
>be 21
>last time i talked to a girl not blood related or cashier was in 2014
>lifting, exercising, I look really young for my age
>cannot get girls in real life
>only talk to girls in text on livesteam apps get some 'fans' but they are all in another continent
>but jailbait girls do notice and stare at me
Life is meh
>lazy fuck all my life
>get to age 21
>realise I have to do something
>go to uni, study english literature because I liked it
>moved back into NEET life for 2 years
>went back and did an MA in English lit because it was easy
>2 more years of NEET
>got a job in mainland china teaching English in a university
>literally three hours work a day, four days a week
>free rent
>free bills
>didn't even have to make my own tendies because they gave me a free food card for the university canteen
>still got $1500 a month put into my account, even though I never spent any
>years later
>my resume is full of university and college experience
>everyone thinks i'm hot shit now
>even though I still run home after class to play vidya in my underpants and eat doritos
user start saving for retirement
I'm currently diapered and wearing only a onesie.
>be me, be 31
>live at home, pay no rent, food made, clothes done etc
>Database manager for 3 years, Developer for 5
>Company bought out by American firm; now spending every other month in California (20 minutes from Disney to be precise) to intergrate their Database to ours
>Making $80k'ish (Thats good for Britbongistan)
Will i still move out? ahaha fuck no; it's all about aquiring as much money as you can to purchase property and retire before your 45.
Shit what do you do for a living?
because you did everything right, leaf
parents value shitty children more
I know a guy who does this. I see him at board game nights sometimes. Autistic as fuck, only speaks to me because I keep initiating conversation with him. Barely speaks to anyone else. Doesn't do anything but play board games and guild wars.
He gets paid about 100k a year for managing the IT departments of some welsh assembly government thing. Buys a house every year for cheap, pays someone to do it up for him, and then rents it out. He owns seven properties now, six rented out and gets about 3500 a month from that paid into high-interest accounts.
Fucker's going to be rich as fuck by 40.
>literally went to potentially die fighting 'turrrists' in order to ensure the rest of us could masturbate 3 times a day while our parents pay for everything
Yeah we are the pathetic ones. Sure.