>be watching DVD commentary for "Lisa The Greek" >Mike Reiss says "There was one time when we were going to have a scene where Homer strangles Lisa, but we just couldn't do it. She's too sweet."
>Lisa >too sweet I dunno what allergy medication he was on when they recorded the commentary track, but cut the dosage, Mike.
>violence to boys=comedy gold >violence to girls=completely off limits you sick fuck Haven't you learned this yet?
Leo Wright
This was Season 3, user.
Adrian Barnes
>implying Lisa was ever good
Brandon Bennett
Homer likes his kids, but the reality is he loves Maggie the most, so I guess it is strange he dosent strangle her at least once after all the things she's done to him. >BABOON! >Destroys BBQ. >Treats dad like dog shit.
Bart does stuff to cause physical pain, she does emotional pain.
Sebastian Torres
Some stuff doesn't work with reversed genders. It's a simple fact. Don't get triggered by the idea that there are different standards.
Dominic Thomas
Mike Reiss lives in a 1950s dreamland. Pay him no heed.
Hudson Mitchell
R9K is mad at jokes again.
Zachary Evans
Inb4 that one comic where Bart and Chris Griffin are gay lovers in therapy
Jayden Nguyen
I think too sweet there was code for censors struck it down.
Jayden Miller
Hold on, he's going for the big b8.
Jackson Smith
in a more realistic world Lisa would have been buried in a shallow grave after tearing up the check Mr Burns gave her
Juan Williams
?????
Landon Baker
Lisa was sweet back then.
Asher Bailey
>dad doesn't want to strangle his daughters >FUCKING FEMINIST AGENDA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Eat a Snickers, nigger.
Hunter Scott
Lisa has been shit ever since Moaning Lisa.
Lucas Watson
Homer choke Maggie thinking she Bart
Nathaniel Thompson
>That rubbed me the wrong way. Homer is just a pussy begging loser who has "Protect the womyn!" bullshit attitude
Thing is, Homer is shown as being a guy with very low self-esteem who somehow lucked into having Marge and deep down, knows he doesn't really deserve her.
Lisa didn't become unlikable until much later, user.
Carter Richardson
Sneed
Jeremiah Turner
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Carter Lopez
>it's a simpsons thread so I have to post the word sneed without any attempt to tie it into the content of the thread why does Sup Forums ruin every meme they touch?
Josiah Clark
>that one comic where Bart and Chris Griffin are gay lovers in therapy
Michael Carter
>implying you're not tryhard at this point
Landon Harris
And Bobby Hill is their psychologist
Julian Fisher
fuck off pajeet
Samuel Kelly
>BABOON! >telling your eight year old daughter that you don't care about her problems when she's clearly devastated Homer was legit being a jackass in that scene
John Collins
I mean, she used to be okay
Mason Moore
I'm guessing it's just our natural inclination as humans to not want to see or have females harmed because they ensure our species' survival. (Obviously, there are exceptions to this.)
There's worse male to female hypocrisy out there, and honestly, this one doesn't offend me because logically it makes sense.
Noah Thomas
Same bullshit reason why only Bart ever gets nude scenes.
>because they ensure our species' survival >you only need females for a species to survive Did your parents never give you the talk?
And yeah a little girl being strangled by her father is fucked up, but really it highlights that its also fucked up for a little boy as well.
Adam Long
I seem to remember some interview where Yeardley Smith said that the writers had a whole bunch of things they wouldn't do with Lisa.
Ryder Rogers
we don't really need them anymore, scientists already copied and developed alternatives to what made them special, even artificial eggs.
Nolan Perez
She used to be a girl of her age, not Sara Silverman with dwarfism.
>Sup Forums, of all boards, pontificating about forced memes
Blake Sanders
This is what I love about modern sexism, it only goes one way and the most sexist of all are called feminists and help female empowerment
Andrew Thompson
good goy! you don't need woman we can just be gay
Jace Baker
Absurdity, media has taught me women are physically stronger than any male except the supreme Negro male, they are thought and better than me in absolutely every way, so they can definitely take one of my sissy punches to th face and laugh at it.
Sebastian Morgan
>don't forget he almost got him killed once by a spy.
Jaxson Bailey
>he loves Maggie the most He mostly forgets she exists. Lisa is the one who's daddy's girl.
Cameron Young
Who's in a polyamorous relationship with Connie and Joseph.
Aaron Long
i'm still mad. By tearing up the check she flat out gave Mr Burns all the money she just received, the most evil man in Springfield. There is literally nothing worse she could have done with the 5000$
Luis Young
I don't understand all that hate towards Liza desu. She can be annoying sometimes, but I like her and think she sometimes indeed sweet (and Bart is balancing her out on that).
Robert Kelly
Sup Forums retroactively thinks Lisa is bad because Zombie Lisa makes them froth at the mouth in anger