Riverdale Thread

Gossip Girl: Archie Edition is back on the menu lads
Time to act like a bunch of teenage girls

Did everyone forget about this show?

Apparently

cheryl best waifu

Foursome time?

Cheryl most bullied waifu

Foursome time!

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>Midge wants a gay threesome
Theme of the episode

Product placement.

Cheryl BTFO.

Damn now whenever I see Cheryl smile I see the pain she's hiding

love Simon isn’t a WB movie

Chic should be a villain on fucking Arrow just by how creepy this guy is

Anyone else in northeast US? Feeds all fucked up for me

Fucking kek Cheryl

BUSTED! Betty just cant get enough.

>chic the camboy
>Mom the ex serpent

Runs in the family famalam

Told

Time for lesbian

>AKA CHERYL BOMBSHELL

Yeah, it seems that way. KInd of hot.

I thought Cheryl was already lesbians with that other chick.

Everyone is cool with kissing each other. How unrealistic.

>Jug sperging out again
Evidently not

They need all the practice they can get

I know we're all here for a foursome, but I want Jughead to go full Jack Torrence.

These nuggas seriously left Archie with all the bags

Yeah, he's doing too much now. PIssing me off, Jugs!

Vughead is a stupid name

How drunk are they?

>When Jughead becomes Chadhead

Veronica would have suggested it sober

If they really wanted to be fair, then Archie and Jughead should kiss too.

Only you want to see that

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You’re taking it too far now, user.

And then Betty and Veronica

It makes sense since the person Jughead wanted to pissed off was Betty.

Betty pls

They did in the pilot

Dark Betty time. Jesus Christ. HOT.

Oh, it's a fucking episode

>The pillows from The Shining
nice

>Dem bed squeaks

Wew. WEW.

>Archie having shady meetings in the woods

Gingerfellas is back on the menu

Jugs hitting us all with a friendship talk. Fuck. Feels.

I never realized it came back from winter hiatus.

Damn that flirting scene had awful writing

lol those dude are going to sneak up on the cabin to rape the girls and Archie and Jug will go full Last Cabin on the Left

Wait 'till the end of the episode.


Andre the bodyguard kills a bunch of rednecks that break into the lodge and Archie is OK with it and even says he wishes he had done it himself.

Punished Archie is coming back.

kek I was just saying this

>Loudly talking about your sexual exploits in front of a bunch of shady rednecks loitering around an abandoned convenience store

I thought these girls were smart?

>dark serious CW soap opera Archie show

What show do you think you're watching?

More spoilers for tonight.

>Cheryl is a closeted lesbian and is going to fuck Toni.

>Midge doesn't know Moose is gay for Kevin.

>Kevin and Josie decide to let their parents fuck.

>"Love, Simon" is shamelessly shilled.

Jug head cant calm the fuck down at all this episode. He used to be best Riverbro too. :(

midge a cute! CUTE!

Midge pls

She knows what’s up

Which one was Fangs again

>>"Love, Simon" is shamelessly shilled.
I thought this thing is not out yet
Jesus, talk about timing

They really had so little to do that they broke out the Monopoly?

And there is the advertisement!

I just started watching this episode 5 mins ago and I missed the last 4 episodes (everything that aired after Christmas)

I miss anything big?

They were sent to he cabin to get them out of the way!

Is RAS involved in Love Simon or something because

It's getting pretty good reviews apparently

One of the pillows behind Ronnie was the same pattern as the carpet in the Overlook Lodge in The Shining.

Yes.

>Archie is a mobster.

>Betty and her mother killed Chic's drug dealer and Jughead and his father had to help them dissolve the body.

>Cheryl's mother is now the town whore and is fucking Betty's father.

>Josie's mother stepped down as mayor because she was fucking Kevin's dad, the sheriff.

It was directed by Greg Berlanti, the executive producer of Riverdale as well as Flash, Arrow, LoT and Supergirl.

That explains a lot thanks user

Riverdale, more like SLUTDALE!

kek now everything is blowing up

Everyone is at each other’s throats. BEAUTIFUL.

Fuckin' townie scum.

Damn rednecks can’t even rob a house correctly.

The cinematography in this show is pretty good

at least he died doing what he loved

Getting taken from behind?

Being murdered?

Being a redneck?

I totally forgot about her brother Jason.

Remember when this show had a overarching plot?

Here's the CW contractual lesbian moment

NOPE! It’s The Riverdale 4 having a moment scene!

Archie you're becoming super evil.

Archie "wear a hood, I'll spill your blood" Andrews.

Gingerfellas is in full force now

At this rate he'll go full Scarfreckles.

The girl in this Life Sentence show looks like Jenna Coleman if she were American.

He's doing what's necessary.

Ginger on chocolate when