>G-get married!
>It's r-r-redpilled, I swear!
Fuck off. Here is what happened when I lived with my girlfriend:
>I heard her fucking fart. Several times a day.
>She would leave streaks of shit in the toilet and stink up the apartment.
>She expected me to be ok with this.
I will never date again. Every time I'm attracted to a new girl, I imagine living with her for 7 months. How is marriage red pilled if this is what it's like? I used to have fun pursuing women. Fuck.
We are dealing with a new type of female, man.
My ex would leave rubbish everywhere, never clean up after herself. Food covered plates and cups of curdled coffee everywhere.
The MSM has given us entitled, disgusting bitches who are happy to wallow in filth.
Next GF was Asian, although she was a bit of a mental case, the sex was amazing and she cleaned up after herself.
This is why 2D is far, far superior.
>>I heard her fucking fart. Several times a day.
No shit, you think she might be human?
That other shit is just nasty tho, fuck that.
>>I heard her fucking fart. Several times a day.
>>She would leave streaks of shit in the toilet and stink up the apartment.
>>She expected me to be ok with this.
Grow the fuck up. Women are humans. Humans fart. If you can't handle that, then you have some idealized version of how people should behave that does not match reality.
If you would rather live with someone who is so fake that they pretend -- for your sake -- that their body doesn't function normally and hold in their gas so as not to offend you, then I suggest that you ask yourself why you need that kind of control.
>girlfriend farts
>sperging out
I r8 farts and burps. Works out way better when yiu accept that females are humans like you
Are you sure you're not the female?
Jokes aside, the 21st century's best option for white males is to live a perpetual bachelor lifestyle until you find the perfect subservient redpilled little lass.
i dont care about any of that. but bitches NEED male attention at all times. if you have a full time job your cunt is either cheating or trying to.
You know what redpilled men do OP? Don't let shit get to them, pun unintended. Maybe if you're such a sheltered fag you should move back in with your parents
it's redpill cause god said so.
a cunt w/ your name on it keeps your mind right. you can focus on being one of the greatest.
quit being a fag, op. "I'll never date again" this is why she didnt want to fuck you.
Lets just focus on our careers, fuck prostitutes, and donate our fluids to sperm banks.
You guys are becoming some of my favorite posters
>Women are humans. Humans fart.
Not an argument. I thrive on anal porn and I can't even get it up if I conceive of buttholes for anything other than fucking.
>fart
yeah living with someone,that's gonna happen occasionally.
>streaks of shit
she's a disgusting pig.
Honestly this.
My ex and I used to do anal frequently, but one day this bitch farts on my leg, and it was like ok cool. But then she did it too often trying to be funny and left shit streaks or didnt flush her shit. You arent a bitch OP, its just disgusting and women should act feminine
>>I heard her fucking fart. Several times a day.
That's normal
>>She would leave streaks of shit in the toilet and stink up the apartment.
Was she 10 years old? That shit is just uncivilized, regardless of sex.
kek
on a serious note, i've only heard my gf of 5 years fart twice i think, one while she was asleep. i've even told her it won't kill me if she let's one slip, but she refuses to do it knowingly. never ever seen shit in the toilet
>Not an argument. I thrive on anal porn and I can't even get it up if I conceive of buttholes for anything other than fucking.
Too bad, you fucking degenerate. Buttholes are for shitting more than anything else. Stop trying to run away from this very basic fact just because you love sticking your dick in fecal exit tubes.
Jesus, are you sure you dated human? It sounds like a pig.
no cuz then fat lezbos will just degenerate society with it
that's what I did and it's fucking sweet
See you wouldn't have that problem if you shat outdoors
Smelly Indian bro bringing the bantz
this thread makes me want to get a fucking girlfriend
can't wait for her to sit on my face
In reality pigs are quite clean my pshek friend.
Yeah, OP isn't asking much for women to act feminine. Yeah, we get it, women are human too but that doesn't mean they get excused.
Control yourselves, jesus christ.
Start dating people with allergies- they tend to be all like:
>muh allergies, fuck
>can't get sick or I diiiiieeeeee
>house so clean you can't even find dust
>quiet as hell
7/10
Maybe fart shaming is the answer.
>1 girl sucks
>All girls suck
Well good thing a girl farting turns me on if she is sexy
that was funny you have my approval
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how is the sex better like what makes it better and how is it about her being asian ?
>but one day this bitch farts on my leg, and it was like ok cool.
Don't donate you fucking sperg. Then they can breed alone. Gonna set us back even further.
>left shit streaks or didnt flush her shit.
>tfw scat faggot
mmmm
Actually pigs are cleaner than you plumber scum.
about a hundred times more DEGENERATE i would imagine
>says lithuania
Dude you aren't even white stop posting
i wish pursuing women was this easy
i'm always scared of not fulfilling their expectations. at the same time i hate boyfriend pressures, my natural state is very not boyfriend material. i don't like anyone making me feel bad about it.
so recently i haven't had the urge to pursue women anymore. the bad stuffs outweigh the fun stuffs
I fart... In the bathroom, where I don't bother anyone. It's a matter of respect to others.
like, how ? what do you imagine ?
Australians seem like a disturbed & corrosive people.
youtube.com
that's like, when you're in their parents' house, man.
They're still paying for the wall, though.
If your seed is strong enough their sons won't be degenerate
>666
Also trip checked, Mr. Satan
Well, if you'll ever be able to procreate, you'll find out that small babies are made of shit, quite literally.
Man up or withdraw your genes from the pool.
Either is fine.
op is a role play faggot who will never touch some pussy let alone have the deeds to one.
POO
this
How about not getting a degenerate piece of filth in your home...but you sound pretty degenerate youself (I thrive on anal porn), so I guess you were kind of perfect for each other.
that's another level of autism
>Shitralia is talking
Oh boy this ought to be good.
Move on to the next one till you find one that doesn't annoy you,
>I must control what others do in the privacy of their bedroom, this is detrimental to my well being
>oh boy
lithuania truly is 50 years behind
RARE flag
Is that fucking aphromoo?
>i'm always scared of not fulfilling their expectations.
That's exactly why they don't like you. Your inability to be comfortable around them shows. It's insulting when someone someone lies to you, and that's basically what you're doing when you don't offer the real expression of yourself to others.
I've come to similar conclusions about myself, btw. I really like my life without someone else budging into it; but being able to get sex when you want it is such a good feeling, and I seriously doubt you want to continue life awkward around people you want something from. Start these videos: youtube.com
>I heard her fucking fart. Several times a day.
Liar, girls don't fart.
i-is shitting in the street redpilled?
i don't know what to believe anymore
Like anyone in my country gives a fuck about your fucking ebin maymays. Go get fucked by an emu.
meme magick works in mysterious ways
You need to check your bitch when she does disgusting things. My girl put her trainers up on my sofa and I let her have it.
They need rules and training, just like a puppy does.
fuck you cunt, im going to bottlo in an hour though and prolly going to buy the first litho vodka i can find just because of you ya sick cunt :)
>I heard her fucking fart. Several times a day.
>Not being turned on by girl farts.
What are you gay?
Then just don't live with them, faggot. Doesn't mean you can't date them.
Nobody cares about your inclusive pronouns, fag.
Find a girl thats obsessively clean, they're not that hard to find. They usually dress pretty conservative too.
I hope it will be made of window cleaner and I hope you go blind :)
well yeah that's the problem and i still find ways to be comfortable with myself. or do i ? idk i never thought about women anymore recently, i've come to realize that this is the area that i can never be good at, that i'll always fail at.
forgot soundtrack
youtube.com
I would eat her farts.
>litho cant handle window cleaner
piss weak m8
do you ever see any aussie drinks over there tho?
Lots of girls these days are disgusting pigs who live in their own filth. But if all she did was fart and was otherwise a nice girl, you're either a big giant pussy or possibly gay. If you actually liked her you would be honored that she trusts you enough to be comfortable around you.
Because males also don't fart.
If she drops a clanger in the bowl tell her to clean it herself.
Stop being a fucking fairy.
learn to jerk off on your own
Is it fucked up that I wish spiders of that size were real?
I even have arachniphobia, and yet goliath bird eaters just make me think, "cmon, spiders. you can do better than that."
oh, and to the point i'm not even attracted to sexy women anymore, like uber sexy model tier girls. when i jerk off i fantasize intimacy not physical traits at all.
This just doesn't seem like a big deal to me, disgusting yeah, but every other person I know has disgusting bodily functions. I think If I was really infatuated with someone it wouldn't matter. But then again, I'm 27 and a kissless virgin so I probably couldn't even handle the basics of healthy fucking relationship.
Nah m8 we'll leave the piss for you we only drink quality m8 ;)
im dating my gf since 9 months and only heard 1 fart when we drunk
Girls don't fucking fart. If i fucking do, into the garbage bag she goes.
After a while all women you date will want to move in with you and leave shit streaks in your toilet.
No escaping it.
this may sound crazy but ive lived with my property since pretty much day one of taking ownership. redpill digests to bluepill with lots of time
I've never heard of this group before, thanks senpai.
Reminds me of Red House Painters.
>1 post by this ID
Throughout my life I've commonly heard old men say, "Never get married, never have kids"
I always thought they were just jaded old fucks that screwed up their own marriages.
>Then I got married and had a kid
Never get married, never have kids
I love Indian banter
This this this this.
I'm not going to work 30 hours of overtime a week so some cunt can spend my paycheck on shiny plastic shit she doesn't need, then get cheated on or divorced because "you don't spend enough time on me!"
Seen this exact scenario happen to multiple friends. I would rather die alone than repeat their mistakes.
No fucking shit, but this has to be an age thing. Every single girl I've banged has had a disgustingly dirty room, like all 50 of them.
Shouldn't have picked a fucking slob.
Relationship is a team effort.
If your woman won't willingly cook and clean for the obvious health and sanitary benefits, then just dump her.
designated streets
I can't find this.
>first GF
>she needs a place to live and I do too since we both just went through tough stuff with familly.
>she has about 15-20 large boxes of stuff, I have maybe 3 or 5 at max.
>I always considered myself messy until I saw her lifestyle
>I clean every day after my 8-10 hour shifts, messy plates, random shit all over the place and she does nothing but complain about work and sleeps all day
>Tell her its starting to get to me, that I need help
>"Ok baby, I'll help." I give her and I shifts to clean up the place, Its unequal so I can make it easier for her. I clean 4 days out of 7
>She doesnt clean up one day in a month. I decide to stop cleaning to see how long she can last with a filthy house
>LITERALLY a week of rotting meat and shit in the sink
>I snap and yell at her telling her she never even cleaned up once in a month and I work more than her and that this was a test to see how long she could live in filth and aparantly shes nasty and trashy as fuck.
women in general have all been like this except for my hispanic ex.
t. jew
Who would have thought a woman with a poor family environment/upbringing would be dysfunctional.
Anyway, back to destroying the nuclear family
Maybe there's just a correlation between girls willing to bang you and girls having a disgustingly dirty room.
Try to mix it up a bit and not limit yourself to crack whores mb
Yup relationships don't seem to work. Just look into artificial wombs, woman should do the same. Raise your child to be healthy and happy.
Nice advice old man