ITT: Characters you could beat in a fight

ITT: Characters you could beat in a fight.

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duh, millie is a wimp

but could you beat a WINDMILLIE?

Would you really want to deal with this beast of a child after you hurt her? (Those mosquitoes are BB's if I remember correctly.)

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You'd probably be wrong if he wasn't dead

Lou Albano will take you to Hell before you die.

And if you lose you go to hell before you die

After they soften him up a bit

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What happens if you call him Tubby?

Mainly because I want Lynn to beat me up afterwards.

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Oh, right. To be honest I just searched through my saved images until I saw a character who was a small child.

You know it really takes the fun out of harming small children when there are people wishing to protect small children from harm

It'd be like fighting an infant: easy, lots of crying, and slightly arousing

>implying Lynn won't join you

Maybe if I got the jump on him.

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You could probably kill him without trying, due to how fragile he is

You think you could take him? He'd send you to hell before you died.

No gadgets, no powers, just a straight up brawl. I'd knock his oversized block off.

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She has a monkey face.

All of his smooth-talking ways won't save him in direct combat

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Was this actually a weird shitpost a year ago or am I am I just fever dreaming?

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Well this answers that question.

She's to cute to fight user, you would just end up fighting for her

But Steven has super strength, speed, can fly,and can summon unbreakable shields

>Lynn wanting anyone else but her rough housing with lincoln
not on your life pal

He's got such a bean body, never noticed before

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I think I can beat an egg who's afraid of butterflies

Which episode is this from?

I wouldn't beat him up I would fucking kill him for his shitty art style and godawful show

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>thinking you could take fishguy

>me Hartigan
>Steven Yellow Bastard

As I hum the SU theme song and his blood splashes near the cracked gemsstone on the ground, one of them slightly rattles.

Which he only gained so he could one hit kill the fucking cluster, I swear by the end of the series Steven is basically gonna be god.

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Why are all ginger characters such pussies?

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Millie did nothing wrong.
Leave her alone.

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>The wiki about her and the dude that got banned from several places for making porn of him with her
Why

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I dunno, user. Dude scared off a dinosaur and took off his helmet in space just to prove a point. Arnold can be crazy as hell.

The Bully.

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I could beat this bitch up without preptime.

I thought this meme originated on Sup Forums? I recall being in the original thread

lol wut

depends on where we fight though- if it's on her turf, she has a distinct advantage and vice versa.

It was shitposted around, I think I saw it there before I saw it here or anywhere else.

Did you look through your folder of extremely powerful husbandos though?

>both of them

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She must've done something wrong. Not even her stupid pet turtle likes her.

I think I could take fishguy if I get the jump on him

This guy looks like a chump. Leave him to me.

All of them