Trump BTFO's Canada. HARD

Real tweet from President Donald Trump.

If you love Canada, too bad.

I think the rest of the world will rejoice when this becomes reality.

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America want leaf on flag too!??!

>Daaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!

666
KEK wills it

I have gotten 777 posting that before as well.

Bye canada!!!

shills already taken over the hashtag I see.

The rest is yers

He should shit on that tranny

So can we all please agree on the following?

>India is poo land
>Australia has the best banter
>South Africa has the best racists
>Mexico has the laziest people
>New Zealand is literally nothing
>USA is loud and dumb but pretty fucking entertaining
>Canada is literally the most pathetic nation on the planet earth

you guys didn't get enough in 1812?

LOL
Agree

Canadian Internet Defense League to the rescue!!!

LOL
They actually have one.
LOL
What a nation of losers.

#MakecanadaAmericaAgain

Look up "The Battle of Baltimore".
It happened right after the White House burning.

smugfrog.pgn

>Vinland

triggered!

If you had the best racists you'd all be out gunning down kaffirs instead of losing at rugby because of quotas.

Thank you Aussie bro. Even being on the wrong end of your bantz is a wonderful experience.

Manifest Destiny.

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Nord faggots can't beat USA gtfo

>Another fake tweet gets 300 replies thread

This desperately needs to happen, I know the memes are funny but you guys have no idea how bad it actually has gotten here

I support this

I live in Canada. I know how bad it is.
We memed Trump into Presidency. I'm shit posting this into reality.
KEK wills it.

I want the American Dream

I screen capped this from the "Time Travelling Trump" thread.

Much of which has come true.....

OR my online experience is tailored to suit me and some AI changes everything I read......

user its been 12 years you have to wake up

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Day of the rake?

I'm ok with this

I don't know about this, guys. Justin Trudeau is a military genius. He knows the one simple trick necessary to ensure that your enemies don't win, and I think he's going to employ it. We may be biting off more than we can chew here.

Canada is shit. You are North Vermont now.

Wow, Norwegians are such faggots that they daydream about being Canadians.

Lol sorry mate but South Africa is far far worse than Canada. Better to have a few gooks and muzzies than be majority black. Your nation is fucked, even the UN thinks White people are persecuted.

You were right about having the best racists- them being the black people.

first

Damn it, dad.

CHECKED

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chek'd and kek'd

KEK HAS SPOKEN WHITE PEOPLE ARE PERSECUTED WE HAVE TO STOP THIS

holy moly macaroni

We shouldn't make Canada a state, how about an overseas territory administered through American Samoa.

They had another, I think it translated as "frontier", it apparently was somewhere in the Midwest. Some carvings speak of a viking group going back after the Indians for revenge, and to get their boat back, they knew they were all gonna die to do so, so they left the stone more as a way of letting the world know, they were here.

Scale-mail armor was found somewhere out in the American west desert, and I think the boat they left behind was suppose to be somewhere in the Colorado river.

Anyway, get Greenland back first, before tempting to reclaim Vinland land.

His foolproof plan has a flaw. If we kill him, he wins.
BUT if he commits suicide by means of three rifle rounds to the back of the head, that's all on him.

Will this be like The fallout universe? US power armored soldiers shooting leafs in the streets for protesting?

9/11

>>New Zealand is literally nothing

fuckin kekasaurus keks

>we're gonna make the German people great again
>we're gonna unite all Germans
>several years later
>IM HUNGRY FOR MORE CLAY
>gets rekt

don't repeat his mistakes u goys

>666

Continental superstate confirmed.

Dog bles.

Please liberate us I can't handle slowly becoming Sweden

agreed

>420 reinforcements
degenerates before they even existed

DAILY REMINDER TODD HOWARD PREDICTED THIS

fucking eye lah mao South Niggerstan blown the fuck out, Canada confirmed for being better than that shithole by Lord KEK.

WEW what a morning.

I haven't found a single burger who unirionically hates Canada or canadians. Our lawn care policy is truly working.

Annexation of Canada was Fallout canon way before Bethesda.

>real tweet
>no link
Thanks, CTR.

I honestly never understand why Greenland is not taken as well. In all timelines I have seen the United States annex Canada, however we never touch Greenland.

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Because it's worthless.

That's why the Vikings named it Greenland in the first place, nobody would have wanted to go there otherwise.

Can't come soon enough

because it's insignificant

INVASION OF CANADA, DESTINY MANIFEST

I might be ok with this, looking forward to carrying my glock but not looking forward to all the dindu's you guys have, also beware of all the Asians we have and browns in the gta they will just add to the liberal hotspots

how will he ever recover

top kek

Hands off, you'll have to fight us for it.

You can't do that, otherwise Canada will win

Underrated

Damn fine long winded get, m8.

Why did these battles have so few people killed or injured?

>Canada is literally the most pathetic nation on the planet earth
This honestly

Leaf monkeys keep posting their shitty images about how they're the best shitposters, but in the end they're like that one guy in class who cracks a joke and keeps repeating while no one laughs and then Australia comes in and blows them out and makes the whole class laugh

MANIFEST DESTINY AWAITS.
I am writing the required paperwork for me to sign up on US' foreign troops.

Gott Mitt uns

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Can we agree that South America should be warped out of existence?

What do boers thinks of this?

youtube.com/watch?v=5tKOV0KqPlg

>up until about twenty years we were celebrating our prosperous economy
>the economy has stalled
>record unemployment
>rampant corruption
he's so close to realization it hurts

Nice

A FUCKING HOUSE

>Mexicans lazy
>Mexicans are stealing our jobs!

Which one is it faggot?

I would actually love it if we took over the leafs. Great hunting and fishing up there. They'll import a bunch of likely terrorists but I can't make it past customs because I have a DUI on my record from 11 years ago.

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6 Mexicans come here
1 gets a jobs he steals for citizens
His 4 kids and wife ago on welfare and steal money from citizens

WITNESSED
BRING BACK YE OLDE S.A

t. hick from farmville, nowhere who has never seen an illegal immigrant in his life.

>I disagree with you
>Therefore you are a moron

Try harder

Because it was a well documented war so you can even read about the many small skirmishes that exist in any typical war.

In the Napoleonic wars which occurred around the same time the death rates were much higher than the total casualty rates in here. What kind of mindsets did the soldiers have in these bsttles that caused them to have such a low casualty rate?

you're one of us lad.

you're one of those Canadians who would help finish singing our national anthem at a hockey game when the PA system went out.

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Trudy is Trumps bitch now.

Finally, a GET that isn't fucking wasted.

>bsttles
battles*

> Mindset
Dude it was the frontier. Frontier battles are fought by literal handfuls of people.

wasted

these perfectly fine digits could have been used for a nice meme

WHITE GENOCIDE CONFIRMED

It will end up vice versa actually, Trump is already Putin's bitch/punk, a soft, submissive bottom like trump can never reverse his role.

I said death/casualty rates, not death/casualty counts. Of course the death/casualty count is much lower for those frontier battles but I'd expect the death/casualty rates to be around the same.

Weak leadership that can't maintain battle momentum, obviously. Firearm warfare was still in its infancy so there weren't many good strategies or contingencies.

Bah. Should've just stuck with melee weapons and bows and try to figure out firearms in a later time.