How come nobody likes me?

How come nobody likes me?

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How come Alex Ross draws everyone with a small yet bulging cock?

Who's this Doctor Strange ripoff?

Because a normal strongman wearing his underwear on the outside would look pretty much like that.

It's characters like Spider-Man who get drawn with a crotch so flat that there was a running joke that he has a micropenis.

Same model or maybe the same jockstrap.

I like you, pal. I bought the complete DeMatteis run in singles recently

no one knows.

Don't worry, I will use my supreme arcane abilities to deal with this demon and- AAAAAARGH!

Because it's rude to point.
Put some fucken pants on.

Looks proportionate to me, maybe you watch a little too much gay porn.

Because you're an asshole, Nabu

I unironically don't understand how people can watch straight porn. Shit's boring yo

People like you, but you're more fun in other people's books than you are in your own.

That too.

He is one of those heroes no one ever really sees or talks about outside of big crossover events.

He's the big important magic user that isn't Zatanna, the only DC magic user anyone gives a shit about that isn't Constantine.

I don't know any good Doctor Fate stories. I don't know any good Doctor Fate villains. Like most of the roster of DC and Marvel, he is a character out of hundreds that might have had a good run years ago or was popular once upon a time but these days is only still around because in comics no one ever fucking goes away.

What are some good Fate stories?

Because the Metal Men are better. You'd need a movie or TV show to be popular unfortunately

Why don't they team up more?

>DeMatteis
100% degeneracy. Nabu is a stone cold freak for what he did in that book.

Was the 2015 run any good?

He was only really interesting in his early Golden Age appearances. He was implied to be some ancient, inhuman being who had been waging war with various demons and sorcerers for eons. He was contemptuous of humanity, but had a soft spot for Inza, who he'd occasionally lend his powers too. Those were some really cool stories, like a more refined Fletcher Hanks and with a lot of Lovecraftian influence.

Then they all fucked it to Hell with the Kent Nelson alter ego and origin story, making him a generic superhero who fought ordinary gangsters (with the exception of the mad scientist Mr. Who), then Roy Thomas revealed that the real power was in the helmet, which was controlled by Nabu. The helmet/legacy hero aspect has dominated nearly every story since, and the character's potential has gone down the toilet.

The lesson? Some characters don't need origins, and sometimes, the Golden Age was the best era for some characters. You may as well have used Zatara, Prince Ra-Man or Sargon the Sorcerer for all of Fate's various modern crossover event appearances.

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That was always your... fate

I would't be surprised if we see Nabu, and Katar Hol in the Black Adam movie.

Or rather Prince Khufu.

Dr. Fate has the most legacy characters because DC keeps shilling him, but it never sells.

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because Inza is a hundred trillion times better

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Will it have Bromance?

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>every culture is my own
Is this meant to sound incredibly stupid?

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It's Johns.

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It was an interesting take, and the art was nice, but I wouldn't say it was particularly standout. I would have liked to have seen it finished, though

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Instead of ripped arms, we get decapitation.

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The Voodoo Doll looks like J'onn.

Doctor Fate is a case of a character having several good concepts that don't really mesh well as a whole. His situation with Nabu and the constant legacies is a better setup for a book series than a comic.

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Modern gay porn is full of teeny peen, friend-o

Their styles ostensibly contrast. Granted, if you've read much Zatanna you know that's not really the case, but on the surface 'wizard superman' doesn't really flow with 'cheesecake magician.'

Then again, on the surface level, Zatanna doesn't really flow with much. I mean I love her look and personality/powers wise she fits in great with the DC universe, but sometimes I wish we'd get a bit of a break from the out and out stage magician shtick, classic as it is.

i just tried watching
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shit i forget to give that user a (you)

I liked the recent run.
Sort of reminded me of Jaime bluebeetle original run.

It was shit.

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>People like you, but you're more fun in other people's books than you are in your own.
This is probably the dumbest thing anyone's ever said.

I feel like it's because writers always bring her back to status quo. Every creative team wants to remind us that she's a stage magician, even though she's very much a top dog in DC's mythic world.

I love booster gold what are you talking about

Now that's a different jockstrap.

thats green lantern, dipshit

But that's true.

Quite the opposite, his ongoings are almost always at least decent while his guest appearances are always lame as fuck.

I just want an Amethyst/Fate team up book. They would compliment each other perfectly.

Who's worse, Nabu or Khonshu?

You must be an expert on gay porn then.

Khonshu. Nabu has some noble goal at least, bird-boy just wants to be cooler than his bro.

I disagree.