Breaking: Trump picks Jeff Sessions as AG

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THE TRIAL IS NOW IN SESSION

I can almost hear the sounds of pedo necks snapping in the breeze.

Fuck, I was kind of hoping for Ted Cruz.

Sessions is definitely solid, but the reaction to Cruz would have been insane. Cruz is a fucking madman who doesn't give a shit what anybody thinks of him. Maybe Donald has something else in mind for him?

Fuck, I hope so bro. I doubt it, but I want it.

Cool
sessions is a complete loyalist and had a man crush on Trump since 2005

Cruz is a lier, member? Not good for AG.

WHY IS THIS GOOD?

what about gowdy :(

Is this Trump's first confirmed choice for anything?

Press F to pay respects for the Clinton family.

He's completely subservient to Trump's commands.

Because it's not Krispie

FUCK YESSSSSS

YAAASSS KANNNG
SLAY

Supreme court? Plus he just got reelected.

He's gonna go after the sanctuary cities!!!

IIRC he publicly declined the AG spot

> ((unnamed bloomberg sources))
Literally nothing.

>Sessions reportedly told an African-American prosecutor that he thought the Ku Klux Klan "was OK until I found out they smoked pot,"

Is he /our guy/?

HE ACTUALLY DID IT. THE MADMAN

He lost his chance at the RNC by refusing to endorse Trump

Based.

Sessions is basically a barely closeted southern white nationalist.

And H1B visa abuses! This is going to be fucking incredible.

This man is old guard republican to the core and a solid choice for AG.

This is the type of traditional Alabama guy who always require his family to come in suits and respectable looking dresses to gatherings afterwards sipping on homemade lemonade served by by his jolly nigger slave.

He is def /ourguy/

BREAKING: Pam Bondi for Personal Secretary

i want to believe.

Please let that be true! Please!

>Jefferson Beauregard "Jeff" Sessions III
>ripe age of 70 years
>served 12 years as U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of Alabama
>/our guy/
Good pick.

He's more of an extremely old school southern gentlemen.

Let Gowdy and Chaffetz continue their good work on their Committees.

Once they bring any case forth to Sessions, he'll make sure Hillary will rot in jail for the rest of her retirement.

A traditional Southern man. He'll whip the Black Lives Matter types right back into the woods.

I like where this is going.

I also wanted Gowdy :(

But this is still good

>Reportedly according to Bloomberg
I don't even care what the media says, I'll believe it when Trump says it.

These committies are a joke, a play for the masses. They never get shit done.

>(((confirmed)))

I want it to be true, but remember that they also called Flynn "confirmed" as NatSec Advisor, when he was only offered the post.

Good pick. Has a solid history. Cruz will probably be the SC pick.

Bloomberg, despite being ((())) is probably the only close to credible news organisation left in the states

I thought Sessions's strength was foreign policy....

He's a racist southern former attorney.

Cruz needs that supreme court gavel

>Bloomberg, despite being ((())) is probably the only close to credible news organisation left in the states
>Bloomberg
>The guy who literally got up on stage at the DNC and shilled for Hillary
>credible information on anything to do with Trump

One of my great uncles was in the Royal Navy, at one point they found some penguins and tried to tame one on board.
Needless to say they weren't able to and eventually had to let it go.

Sessions should be sos. Gowdy should be ag

He's a total interventionist. Sessions is better as AG where he can deport everything with non-southern tan shade of brown. Rand is my hope for Secretary of State.

Why does Trump have so little choices to pick from?

"Unnamed source" is codeword for "we made up this shit".

...

They do it so fucking much in silicon valley, americans train their barely english speaking chinese replacements then get fired within the years. I can't wait for them to hang.

Gowdy and chaftez will keep C-SPAN entertaining

This isn't confirmed but he has confirmed Gen. Flynn for Nat. Sec. Adviser.

i'm not sure how to feel. lonely sailors? an abandoned penguin? i didn't come here to feel.

Cruz in the SCOTUS will be epic, he's a zealot

>Sessions, R-Ala., was dogged by racist comments he was accused of making while serving as U.S. attorney in Alabama. He was said to have called a black assistant U.S. attorney “boy” and the NAACP “un-American” and “communist-inspired.”

>Mr. Sessions is a throwback to a shameful era, which I know both black and white Americans thought was in our past,” the late Massachusetts Democrat, Sen. Edward Kennedy, said

>Thomas Figures, who is black, said Sessions referred to him as “boy,” and told him to be careful what he said to “white folks.”

>the Ku Klux Klan was “OK” until he learned they smoked marijuana

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I am so proud of you, Ameribros. You elected the right man.

youtube.com/watch?v=0Y-hfG-6OFA

90% of Republicans are Jeb tier cucks

How fucked is Shillary now, on the scale from 0 to 10?

0 being "i'm not going to prosecute Clintons, they are nice people"
10 being LITERALLY ANOTHER SHOAH

go bach to watching Ahmed fuck your sister ...or be a man and rid the great nation of Germany of those damned invaders.

9/11

11

TEAM SESH

(aren't very good)

Why?????

This wasn't sarcastic. I am glad that Trump is appointing a man who will stand up for white people.

washington post, wall street journal and a few news/politics magazines are still credible
just avoid op-eds and blogs

B-BUT DAHNALD

I TOLD YOU I WOULD SURRENDER ALL THE 1237 DELEGATES TO YOU IF YOU MADE ME AG

YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS DAAHHNAAAAAALD

For not being a racist, Trump sure knows how to pick them.

it's reported directly from the transition team.

You know that's a bullshit story that Herzog made up, right?

That penguin was just going back to his fish hole or some shit.

Alright, now we need to get David Duke a cabinet seat and we will know we have won.

Attorney general? What does this mean and is this a good thing?

Ha ha ha ha ha, there goes your hope for "outreach" and "building bridges" with shitlibs NYT.

WAR!

Wouldnt Cruz be a perfect SCOTUS pick?

lets face it he will never be president so why not becoming one of the highest judges so he can haunt the libcucks with dildo bans and declaring silenced sbr machine gun open carry a constitutional right that was intended by the founding fathers?

secretary of minority affairs. plz god can it happen.

Sessions is in a safe red state. Cruz's replacement could face emboldened lefty and Mexican efforts to flip a senate seat in TX.

He's very anti-illegal immigrants. BEWARE sanctuary cities

>the NAACP “un-American” and “communist-inspired.”
Both of these are true without any hyperbole.

>_______ meets with Pres elect Donald Trump today
>Don: What's the difference between a black man and nigger?

I mean, it has to be how it goes.

Poland in charge of American politics

its a very good thing. If Session is AG we will know that sanctuary cities will be no more.

rude

There was an Trump insider here 12 hours ago tipping us that Cruz was never intended for attorney general.

There are plans to put Cruz in some other key position, but it's up to Cruz to accept it.

I read that as NatSoc advisor

I would have preferred him at DHS, because Sessions is so anti-illegal alien, but AG is good too.

Maybe Trump will pick Steve King for DHS.

>Fuck, I was kind of hoping for Ted Cruz.

Holy fuck, you're a god damn idiot or a beaner.

Sessions is based.

>Sessions called the NAACP and the ACLU "un-American."
>Sessions reportedly told an African-American prosecutor that he thought the Ku Klux Klan "was OK until I found out they smoked pot," according to testimony.

>what about gowdy :(
I think he didn't want it because the AG is supposed to be completely politically neutral.

Me too bud, me too

Yes. I'm going with that.

And i'll watch this for balance.
youtube.com/watch?v=rFfCa96HSxY

oh shit that sounds nice.

Who's gonna be Secretary of State?

GOOD MORNING !!!

Sessions and Flynn picks guarantee Bolton. Trump is going full on anti-immigrant/muslim nationalist interventionist

Does he hate legal immigrants though?

Mitt Romney

NOW ANNOUNCE RON PAUL FOR TREASURY

Jeff "KKK is A-okay!" Sessions

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As I thought, he hasn't accepted yet.
Don't see why he would refuse though.

Why is everybody in this administration so fucking old? What if these people start dying of old age and whatnot? How does Donald start replacing them if that's the case?

BLM is SOOOOoOooooooOoOoOooOoOooooo literally fucked.

You think Sessions is going to prosecute cops who shoot non compliant felons and wink at their riots and monkeyshines?

If there was one politician guaranteed not to stab Trump in the back it would be Sessions. He hates illegals sucking the teet of the government bigly and now he has the powers to do something about it on the federal level.