Marvel Reboot

You're in charge of rebooting Marvel comics, how do you do it?

Easy, hired bunch of good writers to write bunch of a listers heroes.
Make the marvel universe easy to understand for new readers.
Make 4 graphic novel for the new universe. Then go make bunch of spin offs

-New Writers
-New Editors
-Only have 15 books total
-Little to no events

That’s it.

All-New Ultimate Legacy Now

Franken-castle was underrated.

>how do you do it?
I shove Ike out a window

>Everything starts from Number 1's (real number ones)
>Origin stories included.
>Retcon fucking everything
>Comics for only the profitable characters
>No political or social pandering
>New Writers
>New Editors

Decent editors
Decent writers

Job done.

>hire good writers
>good editors
>kill every OC DONUTSTEEL that was created in the last 5 years
>Event that gets everything back to post AvX level of status quo
>????
>profit

Make My Hero Academia knockoff with the Xmen

These, also make it similar to EMH

Fire all the sjws. Tell guards to shoot them if they are close to the building.
Moore, Gaiman, Morrison. THis is your home. Feel free to come and write wonderful stories with our characters. Do whatever you want with them. Oh, and could you solve the OMD mess, please?
Real continuity. Characters will grow old and die. And they won't appear in more than 2 series.
You bash on other publishers, I fire your ass for giving Marvel a bad PR. Besides, what kind of idiot insults future or former employers?
No more decompressed narrative.
No more Ultimate universe.
90s characters: kill them off. Fuck Cable, Deadpool and all that shit.
No manga influence. Let's keep comics pure and clean from inferior beings.
Creative Commons licenses for all Marvel products.
Epic Illustrated v2. European and Latin American stories.
Spanish translations of books. It's the second language of the US!
Republish pre-1990 material and let 90s books rot in the cellar.
Punisher out of 616 universe.
Give Moon Knight a decent writer, for Jack's sake.
Don't charge more than 2 $ per issue.
More translations of foreign material (yes, including manga)
A Vertigo-like collection.
Fuck crossovers and events.
Less splash pages. We are telling a story, you know.
No radical messages in comics.
Aunt may dies forever.
Iron man: he fell into a puddle and got rust. Killed off or a B-list again.
Writers and artists keep the copyright every time they create a new character.
Characters can smoke or take drugs if necessary or cool.
Put the ads at the end of the story. No more interruptions.

A rollback on at least the last 10 years. End every book and every storyline and reboot the entire thing. Release a brand new main Marvel continuity like Rebirth and make it a blank slate.
Look at what people liked when they were reading Marvel 10+ years ago, take some inspiration from the movies and cartoons, and put it together while ending every shitty decision.
Then you start adding some stuff back in. Keyword being "some"

Carol Danvers as Captain Marvel? You need it for the trademark and the movie is already set, but you roll back everything else about her. She’s no longer your ‘feminist icon’ character, she’s back to being an alcoholic, she’s back to being a leader and primarily an Avenger.
Kamala Khan? Keep her. The Miss Marvel title needs to be picked up.
Agent Venom? Keep that.
Gwenpool? If it keeps the waifufags happy.

Use the last 10 years of throwing shit against the wall to keep the stuff that stuck and now focus on your core, comic reading audience. Not the MCU loving normies. Not activists. No pandering, no politics. You focus on superheroes being superheroes.
Then, relaunch your core brand. Spider-Man, X-Men, Avengers, etc. Fire a shitload of people and put your best artists and best writers on those books. Hell, go and hire back some of the old artists and writers lost over the last 10 years. Frank Cho, Kathryn Immonen, Rick Remender, etc.
So now you have your ‘core books’. Start re-introducing some side books. Start with stuff people like; Daredevil, Agent Venom, Moon Knight, Punisher, etc. And PROMOTE it. Don’t just let it twist in the wind and don’t cancel it immediately. Use the Disney money to actually promote shit properly. Release new books in concert with movie releases to try and grab new audiences.

Could you imagine if Marvel did a hard reboot and announced that Peter and Mary Jane were getting married again?
That would definitely get some ex-Marvel fans interested again.

The return of large breasts. Huge breasts, tremendous breasts.

I like this guy

shit taste

Approach Jim Shooter with a job offer as a consultant as step 1. Step 2, get your hands on a no-bullshit span of research on actual reader demographics plus physical copy / digital copy sales.
Step 3 - get ready to fire a LOT of people and carefully hire people for a 12 title total re launch with an eye kept close to reader feedback for up to 4-5 additional titles to be launched after the first 6 months.

Movie canon should only be "bare bones" linked to the comics, but remain in place for future films to co-inside with what's being written.

How to destroy the comic industry: the thread

>doesn't like gargantuan breasts: the gay person

There's no reason to reboot. Part of the appeal of cape comics is the long history. Fuck moviefags.

retcon everything back to ideals
then remover plot armor
heroes die, villains stay in prison, everything is permanent

sure it's short lived, but I think mainstream marvel should end

Trow as much money as I can at Remender, Hickman and King once hai contract is up

King on Thor
Remender on avengers and hulk
Greg pak and Cho on she-hulk
Hickman on X-Men
Duggan on cap and Spiderman
Scott can have Iron man still

So X-Men? because Morrison and the subsequent few writer X-Men is the obvious blueprint for that manga. Weebs should be gassed.

Shooter put the industry where it is now by forcing the transition to the direct market. He's certainly a good editor for stories but he's also been out of the game for so long there's really no point in hiring him. You need someone with his attitude not Shooter himself.

This, It didn't work with the N52, which contrary to what continuitycucks would tell you was actually good for the most part, it's not going to work now.

>still butthurt

>still not wrong

I wonder what New52 books you read? >implying

Read the first issue of all of them, stuck with about ten or so.

Pity you cannot prove it, huh?

pity i don't give a shit. new 52 was a mess. biggest dc mistake of all time.

The casual has spoken. Follow him.

-In the past:
>Thor about all the Gods (Asgardians, Olympians, etc)
>Cap about WWII.
>Nick Fury mini about WWII and other wars until the foundation of SHIELD.
>Wolverine in different eras.

-In the present
>Fantastic Four.
>Iron Man.
>Hulk.
>Ant-Man.
>Luke Cage.
>Black Panther.
>Dr Strange.
>Daredevil.
>SHIELD.
>Cap Marvel and Ms Marvel.
>Punisher.
>Moon Knight.
>Guardians of the Galaxy

Then 2 or 3 years later:
>All the "present comics" (FF, Iron Man, etc).
>Spider-Man.
>X-Men.
>Avengers.
>Cap (now in the present).
>Thor (now in the present).
>Wolverine (now in the present)
>Iron Fist.
>Cap Marvel (now with Carol as Cap).
>Spider Woman.
>She-Hulk.
>Silver Surfer.
>Deadpool

The real reason why Marvel comics suck is because they have no heart and soul.

I'd hire literally crazy, impoverished, homeless, oppressed, religious fanatics.