"HOLY SHEEEEET HEY GUYS! GUYS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS! HEY GUYS HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT AFRICA AND SOUTH AMERICA...

>"HOLY SHEEEEET HEY GUYS! GUYS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS! HEY GUYS HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT AFRICA AND SOUTH AMERICA? HOLY SHIT GUYS DID YOU EVER REALIZE... NO REALLY GUYS, DID YOU EVER REALIZE THAT IT LOOKS LIKE... IT LOOKS KINDA LIKE SOUTH AMERICA FITS INTO AFRICA OH MY GAAAAWD GUYS! HOLY SHIT GUYS WHAT IF.... GUYS WHAT IF THEY WERE AT ONE POINT CONNECTED HOLY HELL I JUST BLEW MY MIND GUYS!"

Please tell me people can't actually be this dumb.

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Finally a quality thread

Makes sense

Starbucks is also straight trash

What timeline is this?

Kek

they don't teach geography to goyim anymore

IT FITS

Is this a JoJo reference?

Continental Drift Fags BTFO

And that took me all of 2 minutes to disprove. Nice """""scientific community""""" we've got going on here.

Kekd

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[spoiler]it's just a theory[/spoiler]

this

i cant tell if this threads bait

>Ameriblob ebucaduion

You seriously can't understand 2D motion?

Quick question: did the Jews have something to do with this?

WE WUZ PABLO ESCOBARS 'N' SHIET

oh fuck

I don't know what you want me to say.
It literally doesn't fit.

I mean yeah, it's close, but it's akin to jamming a puzzle pieces in where it doesn't belong.

So Argentina is the mouth of a dino?

Nice... I'm going to eat you all

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The rate at which first post is best post is eerily high.

Yeah, theres no way those coastlines couldve changed at all after millions of years...

underrated

Watch

Growing earth theory
Its quite interesting

youtube.com/watch?v=tiCMFzpMnZM

FUGG

>what is erosion

the answer is always yes

what is ocean levels, plate shifts, and other stuff

This retard doesnt know what an erosion is

>protip: its when something blows up

I wish that humanity had evolved during a Pangea period. Continents are shit.

I'll tell you something, most are even dumber

All Hail Mister Dan!!!

I keked so hard that I can't stop

Still salty over 1776 i see.

We still would have kicked your asses, atlantic ocean or not.

really fires up ye ole noggin

What? Neither of our nations would have existed.

>he thinks erosion is something that blows up

Nigga erosion is something that happens to you when you look at Japanese anime porn

Scientist be like lol thats silly but bing bang is not

""""""""""T H E O R Y"""""""""" of continental drift

nice

Erosion is what I'm gonna do to your little daughter's cunny

>muh erosion
>muh millions of years

Noah's flood caused continental drift. It's called Hydroplate Theory.

youtube.com/watch?v=sD9ZGt9UA-U

A gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame theeeery

This. Thank you Hans

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>this obvious bait
>doesn't even use a picture showing the fault lines and trenches all along the sea floor
>doesn't even use a map showing all the mountains for the land masses

How bored were you today?

fun fact: the entirety of the eath's landmass used to be one single blob of land

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The big bang has been proven to be fact

>yfw you realise that continents are actually the shells of giant sentient creatures lying dormant in the womb

ACTIVATE IT

Then where did the water come from, dumbass?

London: 0
Me: a billion

10/10

Here's one to really steam your lobsters...

the earth is 4k years old

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Yer mum is 4,000 years old

I thought the stereotype about Americans being retarded christians who could not understand and did not believe in the most basic theories of science was just a myth. Guess i was wrong.

Africa is a steak, and South America is a pork chop.
Obviously they were never connected.

yes.

And more. Be humble plz.

pls include me in screencap

so you are implying mexicans niggers too?

moar

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Al Gore pls

>the continents are floating on an ocean of lava and move
>they were originally one continent

Please stop believing made up shit scientists make up after a drug session.

>uh the universe is expanding!!
>and there's trillions of stars and planets!!!

Of course they fit together, the Earth used to be a lot smaller than it is now and there were no oceans just one giant continent called Pangaea.

t. Geophysicist

lol sure

keep in mind some clay (like Buenos Aires) is sedimentary

Really cracked my crablegs

that's not what they teach
they show pangea surrounded by an ocean

I want to fight him 1v1 on live TV.

GOD EXISTS!!!!!
Fucking ameri-tard, kys.

(^:

God damn, even a continental land mass wanted to get away from the niggers.

I'd smack him into the next current year.

When shit gits scurry n u ain't got no benzos...

>god doesn't exist!!!
>country and people about to be cucked out of existence

You're move.

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Everybody knows the abiogenesis of oil and gas has caused the Earth to puff up and expand, and the weak areas stretched thinner creating the ocean basins we know today. I study these things.

t. Geophysicist

explain

You just don't get drifting

When Africa forcibly invades Europe...

We can literally see the big bang happening. We've fucking seen it through telescopes.

What more proof do you need?

>Mississippian

>Pennsylvanian

Aaaaand America continues to dominate the world in science

>each dot is a galaxy!!!!!!!!!
>this is how big shit we can't see is!!!! XD lmao

Shit (((they))) just make up.

so the universe can expand but the eath can't?

kek

Not if I stand on the Falklands, matey.

Its called Pangea

To be fair, in Europe where most of Geology began the Mississippian and Pennsylvanian periods were not well represented and so they were grouped together ad the Carboniferous, there being no reason there to distinguish between the two. In America obviously there was much more there, thus the differentiation.

t. I seriously am a geophysicist/geologist

really makes you think

Prove the earth is round.

YOU CANT

WEW LAD

but it doesn't mnake sense to be an ocean there
because the plate in wich iran stands would crush in mexico and that didn't happen
expanding earth makes more sense

A very basic understanding of seismology is more than ample to prove the Earth round.

haha

South America gettin blacked