>"HOLY SHEEEEET HEY GUYS! GUYS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS! HEY GUYS HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT AFRICA AND SOUTH AMERICA? HOLY SHIT GUYS DID YOU EVER REALIZE... NO REALLY GUYS, DID YOU EVER REALIZE THAT IT LOOKS LIKE... IT LOOKS KINDA LIKE SOUTH AMERICA FITS INTO AFRICA OH MY GAAAAWD GUYS! HOLY SHIT GUYS WHAT IF.... GUYS WHAT IF THEY WERE AT ONE POINT CONNECTED HOLY HELL I JUST BLEW MY MIND GUYS!"
Please tell me people can't actually be this dumb.
>this obvious bait >doesn't even use a picture showing the fault lines and trenches all along the sea floor >doesn't even use a map showing all the mountains for the land masses
How bored were you today?
Bentley Green
fun fact: the entirety of the eath's landmass used to be one single blob of land
David Wilson
...
Jeremiah Jones
The big bang has been proven to be fact
Elijah Nelson
>yfw you realise that continents are actually the shells of giant sentient creatures lying dormant in the womb
Grayson Bailey
ACTIVATE IT
Jack Thomas
Then where did the water come from, dumbass?
London: 0 Me: a billion
Dylan Nguyen
10/10
Nathan Williams
Here's one to really steam your lobsters...
Connor Allen
the earth is 4k years old
Carter Thomas
...
Gabriel Taylor
Yer mum is 4,000 years old
Jason Martinez
I thought the stereotype about Americans being retarded christians who could not understand and did not believe in the most basic theories of science was just a myth. Guess i was wrong.
Andrew Brown
Africa is a steak, and South America is a pork chop. Obviously they were never connected.
Daniel Lopez
yes.
Parker Bell
And more. Be humble plz.
Matthew Cooper
pls include me in screencap
Samuel Davis
so you are implying mexicans niggers too?
Josiah Thompson
moar
Matthew Reyes
...
Adam Perry
Al Gore pls
Easton Garcia
>the continents are floating on an ocean of lava and move >they were originally one continent
Please stop believing made up shit scientists make up after a drug session.
>uh the universe is expanding!! >and there's trillions of stars and planets!!!
Lincoln Taylor
Of course they fit together, the Earth used to be a lot smaller than it is now and there were no oceans just one giant continent called Pangaea.
t. Geophysicist
Owen Watson
lol sure
Hudson Moore
keep in mind some clay (like Buenos Aires) is sedimentary
Evan Harris
Really cracked my crablegs
Brayden Smith
that's not what they teach they show pangea surrounded by an ocean
Luis Murphy
I want to fight him 1v1 on live TV.
Jaxson Miller
GOD EXISTS!!!!! Fucking ameri-tard, kys.
Adrian Green
(^:
Hunter Bailey
God damn, even a continental land mass wanted to get away from the niggers.
Tyler Ramirez
I'd smack him into the next current year.
Cooper Martin
When shit gits scurry n u ain't got no benzos...
Ethan Ramirez
>god doesn't exist!!! >country and people about to be cucked out of existence
You're move.
Juan Evans
...
Brody James
Everybody knows the abiogenesis of oil and gas has caused the Earth to puff up and expand, and the weak areas stretched thinner creating the ocean basins we know today. I study these things.
t. Geophysicist
James Gonzalez
explain
Liam Martin
You just don't get drifting
Parker White
When Africa forcibly invades Europe...
Leo Foster
We can literally see the big bang happening. We've fucking seen it through telescopes.
What more proof do you need?
Leo Hall
>Mississippian
>Pennsylvanian
Aaaaand America continues to dominate the world in science
Aiden White
>each dot is a galaxy!!!!!!!!! >this is how big shit we can't see is!!!! XD lmao
Shit (((they))) just make up.
John Stewart
so the universe can expand but the eath can't?
Isaac Parker
kek
Cooper Harris
Not if I stand on the Falklands, matey.
Owen Murphy
Its called Pangea
Jaxson Thomas
To be fair, in Europe where most of Geology began the Mississippian and Pennsylvanian periods were not well represented and so they were grouped together ad the Carboniferous, there being no reason there to distinguish between the two. In America obviously there was much more there, thus the differentiation.
t. I seriously am a geophysicist/geologist
Luis Rivera
really makes you think
Daniel Taylor
Prove the earth is round.
YOU CANT
Dominic Butler
WEW LAD
Xavier Thompson
but it doesn't mnake sense to be an ocean there because the plate in wich iran stands would crush in mexico and that didn't happen expanding earth makes more sense
Aaron Ortiz
A very basic understanding of seismology is more than ample to prove the Earth round.