G.I. JOE: IDW

What is Salvo pointing at Sup Forumsmrades?

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Based on lardass's physique, I'm betting it's covered in bacon and cheese.

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The patriarchy.

You kmow nobody said shit about this comic on this board until the D&C guy started whining about it.

Shut up.

What's the matter Sup Forums can't you stand a proud, strong, women, of color?

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>newfag making up shit

That's not a woman, it's a ftm tranny. Not even joking.

>ftm tranny

Are they also a disabled lesbian?

Not a buyer, that's for sure.

The source of light, obviously. Probably the sun.

>newfag
I've been on Sup Forums for 8 years.

Go fuck yourself you little faggot.

Shut up.

Straight up incorrect, there were several lengthy threads about it

Women just straight up don’t build muscle like this, with that same type of thick core. Arrogant and ignorant SJW ideology has them forsaking the female physiology just to be underhanded against people who dare care about it (pretty much everyone). I don’t really care though, it’s just a shame Milogiannis wasted his talent/time with such a just straight up bad author, apropos of this particular controversy.

>claims to not be a newfag
>gets completely butthurt and says the "I've been here for X years" just like every single newfag does
Lurk before you post.

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in real life that thing would be dead in seconds

I don't get it, the cover clearly (s)he(?) has breasts. Is (s)he an animorph? What in the fuck.

The first thread on it was November 2017. Do you really expect me to believe when IDW goes without being discussed 99% of the time on the board that every faggot in this thread is an avid reader?

Of course they fucking aren't. It's a bunch of offsite fucks and casuals who just want to REEE about a ridiculous character change, purely as an excuse to rant about muh SJWs or muh lesbians or muh brown people. Every one of these cunts makes this board worse every single day.

This.

Noone cares about your petulent whinging, you were wrong so people called you wrong.

You don't have to be reader of the book to call on it's shit user.

Wrong about what, nigger? That this shit is only being posted here because of D&C's outrage-baiting videos? No, that's completely fucking correct.

This is so idiotic, that I suspect it's actually a D+C fan false flagging to try to get some rage support for him.

It probably is, I mean who the fuck even brings up D&C except D&C.

That people never discussed it until D&C did. And wow, can you not remember beyond 5 minutes? It’s pretty easy to follow

>You don't have to be reader of the book to call on it's shit user.

You are worse than an sjw.

>Not reading who's writing it
>Not reading what's it about
>Spending 3.99 on something you'd hate
Alright goy.

>IDW goes without being discussed 99% of the time on the board
lol

There's the edge case that things D and C are the new Gamergate, but that would be deep even by comblr standards.

I vaugely recall the first thread I remember about her was from the thiccfags, who rejected her because even they have SOME sort of standards.

a colossal transvestite.

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So this is the power of social justice!?

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Oh, I thought you one of those guys that wanted to complain about the comic ONLY because it got an SJW writer or theme.

Very powerful!

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It looks like that G.I. Jose gag from family Guy.

No. That's the power of superior firepower. Girls with lots of fucking guns was NOT the problem here.

I'm actually curious on what IDW claimed the reason for colapse was.

bleedingcool.com/2017/11/23/aubrey-sitterson-socialist-gi-joe/

>A socialist military doesn’t exist to further enrich the monied classes or enforce property rights or promote imperialist agenda. Instead, it has a far simpler, far more noble goal: Protecting and empowering people.

Worked out great for Venezuela.

the hole they're burying the franchise in

>muh Venezuela

Venezuela was NOT a Socialist government, when a landed class of elites control all the nations wealth, that's CAPITALISM, and The People are suffering for it's wrongs.

>when a landed class of elites control all the nations wealth,

Amazing how this keeps happening in every communist nation.

>Tabitha loses Rhonda

it's almost as if true Communism has never been tried, and all we've seen is capitalism in sheep's clothing

>It wasn't REAL socialism!

Like clockwork.

>Venezuela was NOT a Socialist government

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>true Communism has never been tried

I legitimately can't tell if you're joking or not.

if you look at every so-called Communist state, you'll see it was just capitalism paying lip service to Socialist principles

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>le epic memes guys, got em! MAGA MAGA MAGA

you guys are superstars, born pussy magnets I bet

What? You mean they couldn't sell this great looking comic?

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Yes, collectivised farming and the state controlling the means of production are totally capitalist ideals.

lmao get a load of this fag

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Fleeing fans.

GO WEST.

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>GI Joe has been progressive since the very first issue of Real American Hero. War was never something to be celebrated in that book — it was a sad necessity, albeit one where heroes could be elevated through valor. And that progressive trend was continued in the Sunbow series a few years later, with a level of gender, ethnic and racial representation that was simply unheard of at the time. And while the Joes were a diverse group of friends, the Cobra villains were, by-and-large, homogenous white males. That’s shockingly progressive for smack dab in the middle of Reagan’s America.

bleedingcool.com/2017/11/23/aubrey-sitterson-socialist-gi-joe/

>Salvo is a great example of that, albeit one for which I continue to catch a lot of heat from a certain vocal minority of Joe fans. Making Salvo a Samoan woman served a couple purposes. First, it gave us another international Joe for our newly international team. Changing the character’s race and gender not only gave us some Polynesian representation, but also helped us dodge some problematic visual associations, as Salvo’s original look (bald, heavily muscled white guy with giant guns and a shirt that says “THE RIGHT OF MIGHT”) reads as… a little too alt-right. It also presented an opportunity to introduce a different body type into the group, which I thought was important. While there’s always been a huge amount of diversity on display, the Joes were generally all built like supermodels and/or fitness models. Since Salvo’s primary role was going to be carrying around hilariously massive guns, I thought it made sense to have her built like a powerlifter, and even sent Giannis photos of wrestler Nia Jax for reference. There are a lot of ways for people to be fit and healthy, and I’m proud that we’ve included more of them in GI Joe and the upcoming Scarlett’s Strike Force.

I think the collapse has drawn attention to it again.

Life is peaceful there......

This interview is so good, it contains every reason why Sitterson was not exactly the best person to work on GI Joe
>if soldiers really are so good the nwhy would they need to kill people? CHECKMATE RAPEUBLICAN'T ALTRIGHT NIONATZEES

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Giannis Milonogiannis can't handle a regular monthly schedule, even post-enlistment, partly because of vidya and toku.

>Women just straight up don’t build muscle like this, with that same type of thick core
so olympic female weight lifters are what, imaginary?

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Correct.
Women who strength train and abuse steroids have only the fraction of the strength of a man who have never exercised in his life.

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>the strongest woman in the world is only as strong as an average man

Really active the almonds.

I mean he's right about one thing.

Is Gung Ho really straight? Dude looks like a gay porn star.

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Strongfat women need over a dozen more percentage points of fat to get a similar amount of muscle. It's like calling an windbreaker and parka the same.

>suggesting that an lgbt can ever be a villain.

Your SJW status has been revoked!
DIE CIS SCUM!

they don't have big visible muscles in the arms because you need to dehydrate yourself the way bodybuilders do in order for muscles to bulge out like that and this is the opposite of what weightlifters want

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Nah that's dumb but if the writer is notoriously bad I'd probably ignore the run. Might ignore Static since Hudlin is in it.

That's real cute honey...

Now let me show you how a MAN wins a women's weightlifting competition.

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Still no big muscular arms and shoulders because again, in the case of women these are almost impossible to get without dehydrating yourself.
I rest my case.
Hell even men heavyweight lifters are big but not hypermuscular because they need to be able to sweat a third of their weight in two minutes.
>inb4 deadlifters and strongman competitors with zero control for hormones and steroids

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>Sunbow series a few years later, with a level of gender, ethnic and racial representation that was simply unheard of at the time
I completly agree with this statement, However there is a big difference and that's that they didn't make it a big deal.
They weren't "oh look we put a native american character because white men suck aren't we great and tolerant?"

No, they just put there the character, and he character was badass, that's all that matters.

If insted of blabbering bullshit they just had put her as a new character, if there is any comic out there with plenty or room for new characters that's G.I Joe, no one would have complained, Actually I think she would be really appreciated right now.

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exactly.

the best way to do diversity is not act all smug about it, just treat them normally and people will be like ok cool.

Fucking this.
HAving all sorts of different characters is not a problem but the backpatting, circlejerking and need to "celebrate" every new "diverse" character is obnoxious and brings nothing to the table.
Yeah congratulations you drew a black guy, what now?

I thought if you dont pander to a CIS male audience then your sales would increase

Turns out the twitter warriors whining about lack of diversity in comics didn't buy comics in the first place.
Who would have thought?

>they need to be able to sweat a third of their weight in two minutes.

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Are those Minion ants?

Yes.
Because it got a bit hard to deal with the moral implications of war stories, so they resorted to endless faceless nameless barely-sentient villains instead.

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I mean Minion, not minion.
>yellow
>blue overalls

gijoe used to be about moments like this

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>not willing to write about war in a war series

This is fucking creative cowardice. If you're afraid of writing about anything you need to fuck off from writing anything.

and this

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SJWs don't want to to tell compelling and challenging stories with difficult moral and ethical questions in them.

They want to create propaganda for their political objectives.

We're talking about a guy who thinks soldiers shouldn't need to kill people, and seeing as he is a proud socialist, chances are he disagrees with the existence of national armies too, not just for the "national" part, but the "army" part as well. he hasn't said anything about that for what I know but hey, his idea of an elite army corp is an international mixed-gender group with non-lethal weapons.

sadly this

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To be honest Larry Hama would probably be completely on board with putting a tough, powerlifter Polynesian Joe in the series. He would just, you know, write it well. And not decide lasers and idealistic socialism should be the focus of a G.I. Joe comic (and I say this as a socialist).

They look like Army Ants

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You guys realize that having forced diversity is actually perfectly in spirit of 80s cartoons? All of them had to have at least one girl and at least one black guy. I mean, do you remember how forcibly 'international' cast of Captain Planet was?

If Salvo was actual character from 80's GI Joe, original creators would probably think it's a brilliant idea to have her because a black trans woman lesbian fits so many minority groups at once.

That is absolutely pathetically laughable. Some salty wanker who has never achieved anything in his life except jacking off to cartoons angrily ranting about how female athletes and soldiers who dedicate their lives to training for perfection actually didn't achieve anything and he's better than all of them by virtue of being A MAN.

It's so blatantly obvious that people who write this kinda shit have NOTHING to be proud of in their lives except their gender.

Hama could even write Serpentor well

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>she's based on Nia Jax
Nia might be a big girl, but she's still clearly feminine in her appearance unlike Salvo so I'm not sure what they've taken from Nia other than the stomach. Nia's got strength but it's not with defined arms either. The muscular women tend to be far slimmer and smaller.

Also Nia's kind of cute, even if Viper/Piper is still the superior big girl with a dorky personality wrestler.

>provides objective facts about sexual dimorphism
>You: you stupid uncle virgin fuck woman hater!

Really activated the almonds.

Where the fuck is that from? Jesus Christ they aren't even trying anymore, they are going all out!

You seem upset.

Men are stronger than women.

Your butthurt ad hominem won't change that.

>I mean, do you remember how forcibly 'international' cast of Captain Planet was?

>Captain PLANET
>international cast