Fucking Stark, he never changed
Not even in alternate reality
Fucking Stark, he never changed
Jayden Parker
Anthony Hernandez
And thats a good thang!
Adam Wright
BASED Stark!
>gasses muties
>browses Sup Forums
>watches hentai
>pumps and dumps
>drinks 24/7
>against affirmative action
>overworks minorities for minimum wage
Is he, dare I say, I say dare I say, /ourguy/?!
Austin Reyes
It was written almost ten years before Civil War
Good ole tony
Alcoholic, playboy, and pro-registration
Asher Hall
You seriously had doubt? God, I wish I could permaban you
Ayden Thomas
Reminder that Ult!Stark watches Hentai.
Nathaniel Powell
Stark is a better playboy than Bruce, because he doesn't fake it. He thinks with the dick, and frankly, that makes him an unironic role model for young boys. I'm not being sarcastic
Lucas Morgan
Don't attack me user, the anti-Stark brigade of Sup Forumsmblr is rising in numbers! Superony needs to cull them!
>tfw no matter the version or universe, Stark is always a quasi-racist, """"toxic""" masculinity archetype
/ourguy/
Josiah Turner
Calm down, I am on your side actually, I just had to be sure. You never know with all these newfags these days
Jaxon Gutierrez
I don't HC Bruce as an ultra-autist that takes no pleasure in anything but yeah, Stark is a better role model because he legitimately enjoys his life, more or less. He does what he does because he likes it. He makes time for "mapping the future according to MY ideas and not those stinking kik-", and time to go to parties and have tons of sex. Sure, according to the Fraction retcons he has insecurity issues and depression, but hey, he combats them. And because I know "Tiny Stank"user is gonna arrive any second, I'll just say that the man has moves and that's all that matters. Doom can keep his horsecock inside his metal pants;it doesn't matter if you never use it.
Chase Phillips
Newfags never read Iron Man back in the day, so they think he's just a cheecky, neo-liberal tech guy.
Caleb Cooper
superior stark was perfect
Brayden Scott
Better safe than sorry. Now that we all know that we are among each other in our club, we can just post starks
Austin Rodriguez
He was BASED and unironically in the right.
>sell perfection for 40k/year
>cull the useless populations of Africa and Asia
>get back in the arms business; keep the world turning
Daniel Rivera
Which is why he was cancelled
On the other hand, I wonder how would Superior X-Men look? Certainly less whiney
Jose Young
>we can just post starks
At least until Dickanon barges in.
Lincoln Harris
I didn't know that he hates Stark things
But insecurity breeds jealousy
Will storytime full stark, but in a minute or so
Christopher Gonzalez
Why Iron Man never became Marvel's Tekkaman / Teknoman? It would have been fucking genius
Camden Murphy
Posting stark
resized, because Sup Forums wouldn't handle Stark
Henry Taylor
>Which is why he was cancelled
SW aside, he was really not fit for the current climate. The more wrong they tried to make him, the more right he was.
>On the other hand, I wonder how would Superior X-Men look?
Depends. If they went full Nazis, gathered all the Omegas and said "we building a better world you primates", I'd read it.
It all spiralled from that one HeadCanon thread. That user's idea that Stark has an average or so cock instead of a monster, which is why he fucks so much and has moves, is sound. It at least follows clues in canon. Logically speaking, a cock that is big enough to be felt, but not big enough to hinder, is the ideal tool for someone who wants to be a great lover. And studies do lean towards that. But that user just takes it into the extremes with the dicklet stuff. It'sa regular /fit/ bant, but it's like 3" or so. I really doubt the guy who fucks so much has 3", as it'd get out sooner rather than later.
If you excuse the Rick & Morty comment, that's what Slott's interview reads like, so we'll see. The Shogun is definitely going for an Asian approach.
Gabriel Harris
Kayden Thomas
>The more wrong they tried to make him, the more right he was.
Is Tony a latent mutant?
>Depends. If they went full Nazis, gathered all the Omegas and said "we building a better world you primates", I'd read it.
In a way, they were superior in Axis. It was the first time they weren't annoying whining bitches
Parker Robinson
see? trips. God loves Stark being Stark.
Benjamin Roberts
To be honest, I prefer to believe that Tony has technique instead of size.
Joshua Smith
I have no faith in Slott, though.
He should be given X-factor. That would be a fitting punishment for x-fags
Asher Kelly
Ayden Scott
Based Stark
Cooper Fisher
Leo Green
Aiden Cook
Charles Lee
so many dubs, why god loves Stark so much?
Oh wait, I know
Joshua Torres
the end
Jackson Rodriguez
Doesn't have Stark defences against intangibility attacks as one of his enemies is the Ghost whose main power is intangibility?
Carter Parker
Wait, where's that from?
Say it!
I have to say, being an Iron Fan, Tony being written as a smug douchebag is torture.
Colton King
>Is Tony a latent mutant?
There is some headcanon that he has future-sight, but I don't like it. Same reason why I don't like Arno. Stark works best as a self-made man. It's why I liked the 1610 version, where he was second-generation wealthy, and not from the 1800s.
>To be honest, I prefer to believe that Tony has technique instead of size.
Same here. I do the same with Gambit, Fantomex, Daredevil, Nikolai Dante, all those "lover-boys". It just makes more sense to me, considering they're great lovers, that they have something big enough to allow for free motion and various moves. Someone like Fury or Moon Knight I can see having a big one, but the playboys I prefer as good, but not YUGE. More girth than length, really, as that's what makes the difference.
>I have no faith in Slott, though.
It's not so much that I have faith, as it is that Bendis was so bad, it's bound to be better.
Jaxon Green
>Wait, where's that from?
Superior Iron Man #6 or so.
>Say it!
What?!
>I have to say, being an Iron Fan, Tony being written as a smug douchebag is torture.
Eh, I don't mind smugness, but I prefer him as confidently charming, rather than drunkely douchebaggy.
Lincoln Hughes
Well, he has defenses against the Ghost's specific intangibility...
David Allen
>What?!
More like "Preach it", I meant.
Jason Cox
Ah, now I get it.
Aaron Turner
>Same reason why I don't like Arno.
I like the idea of Tony being genetic engineered, a designer baby, its just that I don't like the idea of him being super-engineered.
He should stay human at the core but pushing the limits of futurism.
Caleb Sanchez
Oh man Superior was the shit and Pepper was such a fucking cunt about it even threatening to use her new media company to run slander campaigns against Tony. Also 40k a year for perfection is pretty cheap, you literally become peak human for 40k while landing in the hospital for something grave will land you twice that but no, it's morally evil to sell godhood in a click. Also it's not like Tony is forcing it, people consented on it. The only "shady" thing about it was Tony putting nanbots in the water. FUCK YOU PEPPER YOU BITCH, YOU EVEN LEFT THE LITTLE MUTANT KID TONY WAS WATCHING WHEN HE WENT TO YOU.
Zachary Collins
Nope he can also beat Kitty's intangibility, I also think that Ghost's intangibiltiy is more refined as Ghost invented his intangibiltiy and was not just a mutations like Pryde's intangibiltiy.
I like how Stark and Ghost keep getting in fights while updating their equpiment so to show both of their brilliance.
Gabriel Ward
>I like the idea of Tony being genetic engineered, a designer baby
Eh,I don't like it. I can accept him being a mad scientist and trying stuff on his body, but being a genetically engineered baby takes away from his everyman aspect.
Pepper really was a fuck. She was drawn very hawt though. She didn't even look like Pepper, really. She looked more like Bethany Cabe or Black Widow. Man, Stark really has a thing for Redheads.
Adam Martin
>Stark really has a thing for Redheads.
Nah, that's just a coincidence.
Joanna Nivena, his first love interest ever seen in the comics, was a blonde.
His first female love that deserves the name was Janice Kord (She was also the first dramatic female death) and she also was a blonde.
Meredith McCall, Stark's teenage crush thanks to a retcon, was a blonde.
Sunset Bain, who seduced Tony when he was but a young, inexperienced inventor, is a brunette (and NEEDS to come back into the comic).
Whitney Frost has black hair.
Marianne Rodgers, who went crazy over Stark and almost killed him with her psychic powers, is a blonde.
Femme fatale Indries Moomji (another woman who needs to come back to comics) had very lustrous black hair.
...Kathy Dare, who also went crazy over Stark and almost killed him with a nine millimeter, was admittedly a redhead, but just barely.
Veronica Benning has black hair.
And there's the love of his life, Rumiko Fujikawa, who, being Japanese, had black hair.
And the funniest thing of all? Tony and Pepper never had a relationship as such in the comics. If I recall correctly they had sex exactly one time, but because he erased his mind and rebooted from an earlier back-up, he will never remember doing so.
Jack Russell
>its a dicklet thread
Adam Cox
Is the Mole Man a dicklet, or is his dick paradoxically huge?
Jayden King
And Bethany wasnt a red head either
Cooper Reyes
She is though.
Jordan Hernandez
I know about all that, but he mentions it enough for it to be considered a fetish. No man is going to turn down pussy on account of hair/eye color, but you can still have an "ultimate preference". With how rare Redheads are, the fact that he has 3 in his inner circle is rather telling.
>And there's the love of his life, Rumiko Fujikawa, who, being Japanese, had black hair.
I never liked her, desu. Only extreme betas go for Asians. Or legit, 10cm dicklets due to the height difference.
>And the funniest thing of all? Tony and Pepper never had a relationship as such in the comics. If I recall correctly they had sex exactly one time, but because he erased his mind and rebooted from an earlier back-up, he will never remember doing so.
Yeah, in Fraction's run, during the time he was a fugitive. They did have a "will they-won't they" thing, but I never liked that either. A Fortune 500 CEO isn't going to get involved with a secretary.
As for Sunset, yeah, I'd like to see her come back. Y'know, alongside the IM Supporting Cast and Villains. Instead of Bendis' Donut Steels and the fucking Hood's Gang.
...Don't you have anything better to do Thundercock? And if you weren't a virgin NEET, you'd know sex is a whole lot moe complicated rather than "benis ingto vagena".
I'm conflicted. Being utterly ugly so much so that he's rejected by society, is his trait. But at the same time, the guys with big dicks, most of the time, either from timestamps or porn, are either short, pudgy guys, or lanklets. The tall, muscular guy rarely has a Thundercock.
I'll go with Big Dick anyway. Let's give the guy something good at least.
Dylan Ortiz
superior version
William Ward
Mason Johnson
Hey look, Dickletanon showed up! How's the mental illness going bud?
Charles Green
>I never liked her, desu.
Shit taste is not a sin, user. It just makes me a little sad for you.
Charles Morales
She cucked him with Ty though, and pretended it was his fault. And like I said, only Betas go for Asians. The Stark heir being a Hapa would've been a disgrace.
Christian Bell
So the Mandarin is a 'Hapa' ?
As for the Ty thing: They were on a break!
Grayson Thomas
Kys Dicklet
Ayden Cruz
>So the Mandarin is a 'Hapa' ?
Well, yeah. He's Half-British/Half-Chinese, ergo Hapa. he just lucked out and looks like Keanu Reeves on steroids. But Tony hooking up with a 5'3" (from the Handbook) Japanese lady, is gonna produce a 5'7" weakling. Stark should get it on with a white woman, period. The Stark name must live on. And for the record, Stark's granddaughter and the Iron "Man" of 3030 being a black girl pissed me off as well.
>As for the Ty thing: They were on a break!
Doesn't excuse it, or Tony being such a Beta that he got her back. He should've left that thot to rot.
Samuel Turner
>Imagine being such an unimaginative b8er, you can only reuse the same lines, over and over again, days on end
SAD!
Jaxon Moore
>giving dicklet anons (you)'s
stop it.
Ryan Allen
t. Dicklets
Christopher Richardson
I always had the idea of him hooking up with a Indian girl and genetically engienerring his super-son.
Camden Baker
Ugh, no. Why do you all get off on racemixing? Let them have white kids for fuck's sake. He should hook up with Black Widow again and have Russian/Anglo/Med Kids that are super-geniuses and super-spies. And Rhodey can be the Godfather/Uncle (whom I ship with Monica; Rae was a slut).
Josiah Taylor
>being THIS buttblasted
Stay mad projectianon.
Elijah Lopez
>reminder that Widow is getting BUCKYD and HAWKED while dicklet is losing his job to a black bitch
SEETHING
Ayden Brown
>Stark's granddaughter and the Iron "Man" of 3030 being a black girl pissed me off as well.
Dude. That reeks of racism.
Michael Nelson
Reminder that Widow is STILL hungry for the Stark DICK!
Eh, how so? What's wrong with wanting your lineage to look like you? Why does everyone need to have a POC future offspring? Stark's always had relationships with only white women, plus Rumiko. Giving him a black granddaughter is just not to my taste. The Stark name should be preserved. It's not like I'm complaining about Cage/Jones or Rand/Misty.
David Collins
Ask me how I know you're an amerifat.
Brayden Powell
>posting 90s shit
Cringe
Justin Allen
Stark's descandant should be a robot just like Mainframe in Earth 982.
Jaxon Nguyen
>wans to fuck Stark since FA
>are fuckbuddies throughout the years
>she still wants the cock
>Brubaker's self-insert is supposed to matter
WS/BW would never work out because they're fundementaly the same person. After a while, such relationships break down, because there's no contrast. Also, look at pic related. She straight up let him manhandle her.
Christopher Rivera
Why? Can't the guy just have kids, leave his company to them, all that jazz? Jesus, let the man be happy for once.
Blake Campbell
>posting old shit
Zachary Clark
user, I have no problem with b8ers when they're entertaining, but you're just... sad. The only reason I'm responding is to bump the thread.
Nolan Hernandez
>stark dicklet mad his ship sunk
Anthony Gonzalez
I always wondered what Ellis' original script for this was like since he said the editor re-wrote it without consulting him.
Isaac Jenkins
Huh, didn't know that. Maybe it showed that yes, Muties are dangerous, walking WMDs and Registration is sound.
Andrew Collins
I'm Dutch, honeybunch.
Nnno.... what you are doing there is a typical inversion. No, not everybody HAS to marry another color, but what you are saying is that nobody should be ALLOWED to.
Fact is, Rumiko was portrayed as the love of his life. I miss her.
90s shit from the best run he ever had.
Charles James
>No, not everybody HAS to marry another color, but what you are saying is that nobody should be ALLOWED to.
Shit user, I'm not fucking Dictator of the World. I just don't want Stark to have non-white offspring. It's my opinion. What you ship is your own business.
Zachary Scott
>And for the record, Stark's granddaughter and the Iron "Man" of 3030 being a black girl pissed me off as well.
Well, good thing Alt-Us are not canon then, because I didn't like it either. Writers really have a fetish of inserting black women into the world of Iron Man.
Jose Brown
>I just don't want Stark to have non-white offspring.
...And that is racist. And icky. Where does that come from?
>Writers really have a fetish of inserting black women into the world of Iron Man.
Name one black woman he's dated.
Good luck with that.
Name one black woman ANYONE has dated in the Iron Man comic.
Hard mode: It can't be Marcy Pearson.
Samuel Long
>...And that is racist. And icky. Where does that come from?
It's a preference, not racist. And it's coming from the fact that I like powerful lineages to stay relatively unified and not break away from the mold. Look at Deniro's kids, and at Eastwood's.
Nathan Cook
So ideally people should wed inside their own bloodline?
Jeremiah Hall
Oh for fuck's sake you ball-busting cunt, I don't like racemixing, simple as that. I don't even like blondes and redheads procreating with dark haired whites. I want everything to keep on existing. I don't want my great-grandchildren to look more like Nelson Mandela than me. How alien is that concept to you? I'm not hating anyone, calling names or calling for lynchings or whatever you're implying, I just don't like bloodlines being broken in such a radical way.
Angel Richardson
What the fuck I like Iron Man now?
Ethan Sanders
>yfw she betrayed him, called him an unattractive asshole and admitted everything was fake
I genuinely got sad when I first read it.
Lincoln Hughes
Ultimate Iron Man is far more likable.
Caleb Butler
>I don't like racemixing, simple as that. I don't even like blondes and redheads procreating with dark haired whites. I want everything to keep on existing.
Dude. That's kind of... really weird.
Jaxson Cook
>based
Landon Nelson
I don't have the page handy, but he DOES develop a countermeasure against Kitty's intangibility and uses it against her when she attacks him, likely based on data from this specific scenario.
best part is, he's not even in the suit at the time.
Ethan Gomez
Ultimate iron man is objectively best stark.
Camden Myers
Dont expect much from the Starkcuck