How do they get away with April having romantic relationships with the turtles? She's human and they are not...

How do they get away with April having romantic relationships with the turtles? She's human and they are not. This is highly questionable.

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Because women are degenerate.

Get off the board Casey

She is not a human.

Also, why is Casey's mask so cool looking? It is such a cool mask. He looks incredibly cool while wearing it.

Women can fuck anything they want and it’s not weird. See Shape of Water, Beauty and the Beast, your local vegetable aisle, etc.

"I'm sorry Mr. Farmer" - Shakespeare

April's half utrom, though. So she's some weird brain creature. Of course she likes some brainiac like Donatello.

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Why aren’t you learning how to be a ninja

The turtles are literally mutants that go against nature and they still get girls because of that ninja training, even raph got a lizard waifu and he is a fucking angry manchildren, come on user,go ninja go ninja go

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In what universe is she half-Utrom?

Casey, we know you're jealous because your crush is taking giant, mutant turtle dick, but don't be petty.

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In the 2012 one, of course. Or perhaps she's only quarter utrom, I dunno. Her mom was abducted by Krang utroms and modified and stuff, before she gave birth to April.

Why are their hands so big?

2012 turtles

>Donnie wants to fuck a half alien teenager
>Leo wants to fuck splinter’s daughter who is also a snake girl
>Raph Fucked Mona lisa who is a space lizard in this universe
>Mikey can’t decide if he wants to fuck a time traveling girl or a magic weeb girl


Man only Leo and Mikey have good taste

Leo has better taste.

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Man Karai is ugly in 2012. But, it's one of those things where it is a good character design but it just looks terrible with the show's models.

Dat ass man. Leo is a turtle of culture.

And how many of those cartoon producers are themselves conservatives?
How many of those companies are owned by conservatives?
The answer may surprise you.

Sinclair Broadcasting you absolute retard.

I see and have they had any hand in any of the examples given in the picture here? If so, then they are definitely some of the worst conservatives around.

Yes they are fucking terrible, but then again that's all conservatives. Fucking obstructionist morons.

Shape of Water opened the floodgates my man, quite literally. Do you know they released a dildo for the fishman? Do you know it sold out in less than 24 hours? Do you know just HOW MANY women own bad dragon products?

Women have just as much of a fetish for monster dicks as men do for monstergirls. They fucking love it. I'm talking a geometric prismatic nightmare of xenophilic cocks: every size, shape and color imaginable. The creature attached to it doesn't even have to be that human - look at the sheer extent of werewolf or fuck, even dinosaur porn you've got out there.

I promise you from now on you're gonna increasingly see women's desire for strange out there in the open: in TV, in films, in comics, in cartoons. The secret's out.

>Denying the purity of HumanxXeno
Get out faggot.

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>The show started in 2012. 2018 and basic people are still mad about this ship.

Move on user. This show ended months ago.
Human/Kraang April enjoys with nerd ninja mutant dicks.
Deal with it.


Plus Star Wars Rebels, recently a human fucked a twi'lek and they had a kid.

Why some people are still crazy for something that has been going on for decades?

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Well I was actually going to create a thread about the 80s show because I could have sworn April and Don had a thing there too but all I could find was this.

>I promise you from now on you're gonna increasingly see women's desire for strange out there in the open
Fat chance. Women will never admit that they like freaky sex as much as men do. Especially not with feminism at its zenith.

Eh, let the youngsters fight against the no fun puritans who hide behind old conservative men and old conservative women.

Joke’s on you! Seventh wave feminism is all about women being allowed to have sexual freedom however they want. Nice try, misogynist

How come I never see any monster guy anime then? Checkmate.

I believe they told you to leave Jones

How many otome games do you play?

Admittedly not as many as I should, but I consider myself pretty well-informed about them and I can't think of any examples of that.

Because every guy is a monster per definition.

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Regular Show had some since so many characters were non humans but I dont think she counts since she is a goddamn cloud

Your hand can cover your face pretty well too you know. It's easy if you try.

Don't blame her. With this Casey, I would have chosen Donnie too.

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It'll come. We're at the breakpoint.

You know what's really weird about this is we still haven't finished sorting out LGBT rights and they're taking this HUGE leap and trying to normalize this by giving Shape of Water the Oscar.

2016 - gay black men
2017 - SEX WITH FISH

Like, really? It's called baby steps for a reason.

>tfw men will have to modify themselves with future genetic editing to even compete.

She's airheaded, like many women.

2012 Casey was a jerk. I hope in the new show they make a better Casey.

The youngsters ARE the puritans.

>is all about women being allowed to have sexual freedom however they want.
Only if the women in question are over 500 lbs. Anything more attractive than a walking greaseball is deemed sexist.

If the technology comes to turn myself into a catboy I am actually okay with that.

You kidding? Current feminism is so obsessed with sex it even makes me feel uncomfortable, and I am a fucking musclegirl degenerate.

They just say the fish guy was an allegory for minorities.

>musclegirl degenerate.
You like powerful women. Nothing wrong with that.

What is every hentai ever.

If it can consent th- wait, could the fish man say anything other than gronk or hiss?

It's 2018 already. Since mankind has already found out that having sex with fishgirls in form of mermaids is fine, we don't need to wait for womankind to find out that sex with merman is fine as well.
Gotta go fast.

No, the minorities were the main cast and that was made very explicit in the film. Shape of Water was really about agape. Inb4 " a gape lmao"

Tiger men is where it's at.

He didn't say yes, but he didn't say no either.

They could at least spell “bestiality” right.

>tfw tv and film almost never hire built actresses for roles that call for them.

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Leopard men with a full time job are the future.
Warning: Might make you gay.

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There is nothing wrong with having more than one waifu.

here.

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Bestiality is morally superior to the LGBT lifestyle

BRAAAAP

BIG

>Do you know they released a dildo for the fishman
it was fanmade and Del Toro said that the dildo did not look like what he imagined.
as far as i know, that coward has yet to show us the true shape of the fishstick

Well it comes out from his skin, so it might look closer to a Shark's penis. But that's something I don't want to look up or save a picture of.

Didn't he learn human sign language?

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He'll be gay for Mikey, and Asian.

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Beast is a human male
Everyone knows bee movie is fucked up.
Mordecai and Panda are basically just humans that look like animals, they act and think like humans.
Also a cloud and a bird is not bestiality, if mordecai isnt human neither is CJ.

This but unironically

I didn't even read till the end of your post before I googled what shark dick looks like. It has claspers.

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It still sold out almost immediately.

too bad it's always human female with non human garbage

That April is a kraang in a human body.

...

bump

BTC
Your girls getting shelled now.

Right? Christ I wish it'd be the other way around.

What would you even want to see?

Human male with snake girl who calls him darling. Such a shame this has never been done.

>He'll be gay for Ralph, and Asian. FIXED

...Did this ship even really happen? Were they ever in a relationship? I pretty much stopped watching midway through the show and it didn't seem like anything was up.

And I heard everyone died anyway or something?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Humandude x alien/fantasy creature has been a staple of sci-fi and fantasy since those genres have existed.

Who the fuck is Ralph?

I don't know about any of this but I think making April a teenage girl was an excellent decision.

human woman but painted green/red/etc or a human woman but with pointy ears is bullshit and you know it

None of them can act

It was an interesting change of pace, but it felt somewhat underutilized. Her school life only factored into like a handful of episodes, and pretty much only in the first 2 seasons before it ceased being a thing for her. Plus, the lack of a clear progression in time meant she never got closer to leaving for college (or at least not having to worry about her academics while out with the boys), or wherever she would do for a life. Not saying she needed to always be frowning over homework, but it could have been something to add to her character where she sometimes just couldn't go out and fight bad guys because she had a test. Only real factor making her closer in age to the boys was so it wouldn't be too creepy for the will they/won't they? relationship stuff with Donnie had she been in her 20s like in every other incarnation.

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Only because nobody bothers to teach them. It's not like acting is something you only really take to when you're young.

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You may be right about all that. I don't really have an opinion on that, I just think younger girls are cuter.

female ninjas are always slutty

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>Turtles save the world from destruction no less than 2 times (3 if you count the time they literally went back in time to prevent its destruction from happening, again)
>Finale has everything nuked to hell and back
Was there some kind of disconnect with the writing staff and the network? Swear to god it feels like they were having things looking grim and then pulled from the fire at the last minute so many times. Also that shit with Splinter seemingly being killed twice, and actually being killed TWICE (with the first being undone by the time travel). Like, goddamn.

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Whoa. I haven't watched 2012 but I see it has some FINE fucking ladies.

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this is how big her thighs are

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Someone on the animation team clearly had a thing for thighs and asses. I kind of dropped out near the end of season 3, but I wouldn't be surprised if there were more ass-shots for the likes of April and Karai to go with many seen before.

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they also mad Splinter huge and attractive

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>you will never disobey sensei and be "punished"

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