Sup Forums, have you heard of the Kumite?
Sup Forums, have you heard of the Kumite?
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the kumawhat?
I would a Luna in a heartbeat. Just gotta keep her away from that bitch Nicole.
With Tonka Saw? Yup, love Internet Blood Sports
*kung fu sounds in background intensify*
Kumite is just a word for sparring match. This episode pissed me off and triggered my autism.
She deserved better.
>WOO-PAH
Yeah, I've head of them.
Made me rewrite my ethical approval for a student activity, just because I said it was as likely they'd hurt each other with engineering equipment instead of accidentally hurting themselves.
Fucking Kumites man, and their Kumite members.
Why’d she have to an hero, Sup Forums?
WHO INVITED THE CRAZY KUNGFU WOLF BITCH
>not warski
Psycho wolf bitch with bad friends
>he doesn't know his kung fu lore
The movie Blood Sport was based on the tall tales of a real-life whitey martial artist named Frank Dux who made some pretty outrageous claims in "Black Belt Magazine" and I think wrote a book about his supposed adventures? Anyway, it's the term he used in his book for the super-duper secret island tourney he supposedly took part in, and that became the basis for the movie that became the basis for a thousand knock-off movies and also the plot of Mortal Kombat (with a little bit of Enter the Dragon).
So "kumite" is just one of those old martial arts loan words things you gotta accept, like "ninja" meaning something completely different than its more mundane IRL form.
Who was the best Boondocks girl, and why was it Cindy?
Fuck Nicole, I would marry Luna in a heartbeat.
A cautionary tale. Every episode of Boondocks has some social message, and this one was pretty goofy, but they went out hard on "black women need to stop fetishizing 'put a ring on it' because its ultimately unhealthy"
Cindy was barely even a character in the show, she appeared in like 2 episodes
KU MI TE
And yet she still managed to steal the show.
5 episodes and she was great in all of them.
>WOO-POW
I never really understood why the family got all bent out of shape once they heard about the Kumite.
I mean, yeah, the woman's violent, but it's not like she's bad natured or anything.
She was a killer kung fu wolf bitch.
Bruthas know not to stick your dick in crazy.
Every time I see Kumite written I want to pronounce it cum-ite instead of ku-me-te, don't know why
Has the show ended? or are they doing another seasson, because the season that just went by was really weak.
Its over.
It's fucking irrelevant. Kumite is just a goddamn way to start a sparr. nothing else, fuck you Frank Dux.
Shame. She finally got a cute look.
I mean, there might be a small chance, since McGruder's new show Black Jesus wasn't successful critically or financially. So there might be a chance that McGruder will pick it up again even though he's publicly stated he's done with it.
But even then you'd have to get all the old VAs back, someone to actually pick it up after the disastrous fourth season, etc etc. and plus, most people are just fine with the show staying dead
Damn, I missed Cindy towards the end
Best girls.
mcgruder said there's a new iOS game coming out, and he actually is pretty sentimental over the boondocks apparently according to fb, so possibly
I never noticed how much she looked like Black Azula until just now. Is that who she was based off?
> parental neglect
> strived to be the best
> top of her fighting class
> mastered a deadly art at a young age
> batshit insane and doesn't want anyone to leave her even though she's too crazy to give love
This thread made me watch this episode again. It is a really good episode.
>This nigga took two days away from you, he deserves to die
Anyone else find it odd that Aisha Tyler voiced both a a Luna and a Lana?
Just read that 'article'. Its fake you know, given that Adult Swim fired him from anything Boondocks related years ago?
Cindy exist to remind me that Tara Strong actually DOES have range.
Lol fag
Only for you, faggot.
Bruh I'm already subbed to Race Warski.
>WOO CHA
>tfw no Killer Kung Fu Wolf Bitch girlfriend who will fight to protect you.
>No house of wolves to greet you after a long day at work.
>No super flexible kung fu pressure point sex
>Adult Swim fired him from anything Boondocks related
Source?
Riley is the best boondocks girl, always remember
>HOMIES OVER HOES, HOMIES OVER HOES
>DO THE HOMIE, DO THE HOMIE
"Kumate" is a type of training exercise in Shaolin Kempo where two people basically take turns exchanging strikes in slow motion. One person thinks of a strike and preforms it slowly while the other person has to quickly identify the strike and block it, they freeze in that position, then the guy who was blocking does the same, repeat. It's the opposite of some kind of intense, legendary tournament where contestants fight to the death. The more you know...
This and the kickball episodes are my favorites, think I'll rewatch them right now
So it's like...aggressive tai chi?
>SHA POW
I'm disgustingly into shota traps, and for some reason, even though riley dresses in cute girly outfits CANONICALLY, I just can't enjoy him being lewded. Just doesnt work for me.
Literally came here to ask who brown Azula was, but I’ve never watched the Boondocks.
Sounds like someone's a casual
Maybe. Just doesn't do it for me though.
You forgot
>Everyone wants to fuck her
cmon user its a show that really NEEDS to be watched, at least the first 2 seasons and some of 3
>flexible kung fu pressure point sex
I’m intrigued and aroused
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Yes, basically anyone who's heard of Frank Dux knows he's a colossal lying hack fraud by this point.
Nice matching dubs by the way.
This. Also how do you think Nicole looked like? For some reason I pictured her as a fat woman.
For some reaso I thought she was the woman from that flashback
Well shit, it's not Nicole's fault that Luna took everything she said literally.
I personally know a multiple times national karate champion. I wish I could go one week without hearing about kumite.
Yea. Im.watching the episode right now. Luna is to dependent on others for guidance.
>WHA-TAH
shed be perfect for black dynamite
Fucking thank you.
Nicole knows damn well that Luna's a crazy person. She literally tells her to "kidnap and torture his ass". Not a lot of ways to really interpret that.
I'M MAD
Neat! I actually drew this not too long ago!
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Fat but not huge, also not terrible looking but her personally pushes men away.
Pretty much this woman just not a slut.
time to cleanse this shit thread
I should feel aroused by this, but oddly enough, I'm not.
How about mine, user? I tried doing it too : foxglove.paheal.net
BRENDA RICHIE KNEW KUNG FU
This was the fifth worst thing I've ever seen.
>same face
>best face
ftfy
Vamp Kandy is that you?
kung fu sex sounds fun. If pressure points can cause pain, why not pleasure. If they can make parts of the body soft, why can't they make others hard.
One has a cute belly and the other has nice bones. Honestly it just boils down to a matter of taste.
>why can't they make others hard.
The pressure point you're thinking of is called the "prostate" user
A powerful kung fu pressure point. I remember that old Bruce Lee movie where he shoves his lotus fist up someone's ass.
If I were you, I would watch out for those exploding nutsack techniques.
But user, there are two sides to the nutsack technique
>It took over two hours for someone to make this response.
That's just how cliché crazy anime bitches are.
You joke but I'm pretty sure jeet kun do has taint attacks.
>I remember that old Bruce Lee movie where he shoves his lotus fist up someone's ass.
that's hot
>> parental neglect
>> strived to be the best
>> top of her fighting class
>> mastered a deadly art at a young age
>> batshit insane and doesn't want anyone to leave her even though she's too crazy to give love
no just... let him rest in piece for now
F
Forgot to add Raped
Kek, I actually drew her too. Hope mine aint too bad
>tfw no martial arts gf to give you the ultimate kung fu handjob
Why even live?
>Season 4 was fucking terrible
>This episode was a vapid, stupid parody that only barely tries to go beneath the surface
>Still jerked off to her fake Kardashian's huge ass and it getting bigger over the course of the first half of the episode several times
Boondocks and Avatar (and Book 1 of Korra) were animated by the same Korean studio, so it makes sense that they'd end up animating two "crazy kung fu bitch" characters the same.
I always thought Nicole wasn't real, but a dissociative personality of Luna's that she could only talk to on her earpiece. Here's some info I found on DID and it matches up with Luna pretty well.
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