Neil deGrasse Tyson Says He Might Grab Donald Trump "By The Crotch"

TRUMP ABSOLUTELY AND UTTERLY BTFO BY BLACK SCIENCE MAN

hollywoodreporter.com/news/cosmos-host-neil-degrasse-tyson-might-grab-donald-trump-by-crotch-948790

he's way to beta to grab a billionaire by the crotch.

that's why he's talking shit like this.

I always thought he was a little light in the loafers.

I always knew this stupid nigger was a homosexual, just look at him.

The most amazing thing here is that none of these leftists have ever had a woman grab their crotch, to the point that the concept is completely foreign to them.

what a homo

>I want to grab another man's dick
>take me seriously

He's acting like Takei now.

wow a pussy grabbing joke
NEVA BEN DUN BEFO

Secret Service will be paying him a little visit.

>FBItipyourmotherwilldietonighttabs.jpg

umm that's pretty gay (all homo)

>tfw this pseudo-science faggot gets REKT by the SS

Do it.
I'd love to see video of the Secret Service beating the shit out of him.

In an equalatarian world, should he get shat on for joking about rape culture?

that's pretty gay desu

gonna need 2 hands for that job

Trump's a big guy

niggers and their muh dik

>haha grab him by the crotch

What the hell is this guy's problem? Did Trump insult your mom or something? Get a grip faggot. I thought you were "black science man" ergo you use reason and logic instead of jumping on the Trump-hate bandwagon. He's the fucking president-elect of the United States, not some TV personality anymore. I know you're into the whole "Yale-thing" but I would appreciate it if you keep it in your pants. Also you're a laughing stock of the science community.

>Black Scientist

I'm sure his twatter is getting bombed out by shit like this as we speak.

>hollywoodreporter
This is the third thread I've seen today with direct links to hollywood reporter ads.

Reminder to archive shit and not play into the clickbait trap, faggots.

>le black science man said something anti-trump
Who gives a shit?

Why do you liberal pansy cuck fuckers keep posting this dumb fucking shit here.

>made man actually does it
>shot to death by secret service

plz

I hope he is ready for Mike Pence.

Sup Forums can't take a joke?
Black science man came out as against the protests, since they're really protesting against other voters more than anything else.
He's liberal, but he doesn't quite go all in on the media bullshit at least.

...

I always knew that scientist poser was a fag.

Trump undermined climate change which is like insulting all the ghetto moms on Earth for this nigger.

2/2

Oh how the mighty have fallen

Mike "the final plan for black science man" Pence

>black man plans to sexually assault someone (not consensual this time)
>white man blammed

>Black Science Man tells joke.
>Sup Forums becomes reddit, somehow.

I'm trying to figure out what's funny here. Is he making fun of Trump for making a mostly true statement in a (((private))) conversation, or is he saying he wants to grab Trump by his Johnson?

That's sounds pretty fucking gay to me. And by gay, I mean homosexual.

He knows Donald Trump carries a gun, right? Oh, sorry. These (((scientist))) are pants on head retarded.

I honestly can't tell if its a joke or a threat. Either way its gay as fuck.

top fucking kek

>>Sup Forums becomes reddit, somehow.
Except everyone is laughing at how gay that joke turned out?

He means that he wants to become a martyr in order to get BLM to wage war against the secret service after they gun him down?

>smoke some weed and shit
>look at stars and space and shit
>somebody you failed to understand became the president and shit
>publicly threaten to sexually assault the president of the united states, who is CONSTANTLY under the very best protection this country has to offer, thus permitting said protection to USE LETHAL FORCE AGAINST YOU, because you wanna white knight and shit

this REALLY sounds like a disproportionately stupid idea from a a guy who, by all accounts, is a pretty smart fella.

mfw Secret Service knocks that smug nigger on his black ass

How will he ever recover?

>no evidence of Trump actually grabbing crotches, only that he said so
>literal Hitler
>leftist idol says the same, publicly, about the President
>yaaasss queeen

The key phrase leftists keep leaving out is: "...and they let me do it"

What's worse is his 5 million+ followers are spreading this around as some sort of valiant and noble statement.

>dats gayy

my sides are in orbit

>le black celebrity science man
has he ever contributed anything of value to the world of science?

No, he's a Carl Sagan puppet.

What has NGT discovered?

>hehehehe, i want to grab dicks, funny joke, eh, guys? i'm totally not a fag

affirmative action

>discuss science

Lotta science to discuss these days, I hear.

I hope secret service gets him.
If we were threatening to grab Hillary by the pussy it would be considered another shoah.

"When you're a famous scientist they let you do it"

Underrated

>Grab Donald Trumps much larger penis
>Feel sexually intimidated AND crushed
>Experience depression
>Black science man suicides

Win win

What is the secret to your bantz Australia?

He does have a PhD in astrophysics.