Been thinking about chalkzone lately and how truly terrifying a human being there is, something the cartoon never really touched on. First of all, any human who can draw is basically a god, able to just create anything they please, any creature, any structure, any weapon, anything they can possibly imagine they can draw into existence But it doesn't stop there. 60% of a human being is something any chalk being should fear, real water. a truly terrifying unstoppable force that nothing in their universe can stand against Tears, sweat, saliva, piss, blood, virtually anything a human can naturally excrete melts through chalk drawings like nothing, No matter how massive, powerful, or armored a chalk being is, it doesn't matter. They could be drawn with impenetrably strong armor, that no force in chalk zone could pierce, but a loogie hawked from a human mouth will burn right through it with little to no resistance. Any chalk blade or bullet or weapon that managed to pierce a human will just be instantly dissolved by their blood. Any prison they could try and contain the human in can simply be licked or pissed out of. And god help any chalk woman their new god wishes to spend the night with. Can't think of a more horrifying death than being unmade from the inside out by a higher dimensional being's corrosive load.
But say, against all odds, the chalk folk managed to slay their tyrant three dimensional god emperor, then what? The Blood they spilled will burn through the ground around them, their corpse rotting in the chalk sun would give off fumes and vapors that will likely begin corroding chalk on contact, the very presence of this dead god's body would render the area around it uninhabitable. All they could do would be to wait patiently for it to burn through the ground deep enough to where they never have to fear of it again.
>Can't think of a more horrifying death than being unmade from the inside out by a higher dimensional being's corrosive load. Sounds like the plot to an unmade kubrick film
>yeah there was a whole cancelled season where that concept was going to come into play What else do we know about the unmade season? Post a link to your work, or your tumblr better yet.
Well, yeah. A human in Chalkzone is like an Old One on Earth. Everybody in that universe should be thankful someone like Rudy was the first of these beings to visit their world instead of some asshole kid who realizes how easy it would be to rule over everything.
Samuel Thompson
Well, there is the rule that if a non-chalk object exists in Chalk Zone for over 24-hours, they too will be turned into chalk.
So, if the prison is layered enough and the creator's chalk is taken away, it would take time for them to secrete enough liquid to escape, the problem would eventually solve itself.
Tyler Baker
So you could stay in Chalkzone for 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds, leave for one second, and then go back in?
Ryan Gonzalez
>The Blood they spilled will burn through the ground around them, Strangle them. No blood spilled when you choke the life out of them.
"their corpse rotting in the chalk sun would give off fumes and vapors that will likely begin corroding chalk on contact, the very presence of this dead god's body would render the area around it uninhabitable."
That sounds like it would be exactly the type of thing that would happen if you killed a god. "The abomination of deicide has rendered the very ground of where the perversity took place uninhabitable, for the wrath of the god slain there lingers and unmakes all those who go there, to inflict judgement for his murder."
Ian Davis
It's been forever since I watched the show, but I think was less of an exact 24 hours things, but sunrise to sunrise sort of deal.
James Garcia
It is scary as hell. Their plane of existence is at the mercy of literal children. And it's not like they're just superheroes or renegades who might cause some damage you can recover from. They can literally erase your whole universe or change how the thing works on a whim.itd be like if we gave an 8 year old the slider scale for the universal constants and let them control creation and destruction of matter here.
Sebastian Flores
According to an interview with Bill Burnett, any human who remains in ChalkZone for more than 24 hours becomes a zoner themselves, and lose their ability to use the magic chalk. Had the show continued, Rudy would have encountered a human villain who was a victim of this. ~ tv tropes
Easton Flores
Rudy's got the dick
Isaiah Taylor
Furthermore, they can do it with absolute impunity and in a place where they are immune to any possible retribution- an earth chalkboard.
Jonathan Robinson
...does the reverse hold true?
Joseph Scott
So what you're saying is that, if i drew my waifu in chalkzone general lovemaking and hand-holding is still out of the window. Fuck this gay earth.
Jason Thomas
Rudy is an underrated shota.
Charles Price
I remember a lot of people hating this show back in the day and saying it was "too babyish". Mostly people upset over invader zim being cancelled.
Jace Perez
if you got sweaty hands then yeah....
Alexander Morris
Was there any actual canonical instances of human bodily fluids destroying the chalk zone? or even real world water being brought in and doing the same (this was likely a plot point, I'm sure.)
Justin Robinson
Well done if not pasta. The fact that this wasn't the first reply makes me sad.
Oliver Hall
Unless you wore a full-body hazmat suit and a condom.
Nathaniel Stewart
He who controls the chalk, controls the zone.
Anthony Robinson
the worst part is that all the chalk people never age, so if they fell in the void it would be forever
Sebastian Brown
What is bodily fluids are turned off when you enter chalk zone?
What I always found weird was how chalkzone was mainly coherent objects. At least in my experience, people didn't actually draw things that often in chalk.
Realistically, it should have been like 90% numbers and words from school chalkboards, with the rest being scribbles and hop scotch.
Anthony Lee
Are you saying an autistic weirdo with a modicum of imagination could 've the tyrannical ruler of a dimension of flatlanders, and theres nothing they could do?
