The fucks wrong with my country?

The fucks wrong with my country?
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I'd fuck that condom

No one knows for sure.

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Christ

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Thats a pretty sexy condom OP

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Has anyone made porn of those bees yet?

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Whatever degeneracy Torontonians like to engage in does not speak for the rest of the country.

why the fuck are they female

needs more islam

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>Gay couple
>Comments are disabled for this video.

Of course

Comments are disabled for all of them.
Which is probably for the best.

Wouldnt it be pretty sus if its a guy condom?

Would you rather stick your dick in a male condom?
Sounds kinda gay user

Yea no Trudeau

Like this is anything new.
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So San Fransisco would have something about "Clean up your needles, don't shit in the street. Be sure you carry your feces location map."

Toronto is such weird city. They elect Rob Ford but also do this sort of nonsense.

If it makes you happy, it is likely one of them has a penis.

Its like that genital jousting game. Where the penis is both genders.

Inspiring stuff:

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just because he has plastic over his dick doesn't mean that guy isn't got his arm around someone's huge ass dong dong docnne drd st oop just because plastic dick arm his huge ass dong

>From Broforce to that

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suburban toronto elected rob ford, the hipster douches who make this kind of shit all live downtown

Wasn't there a german kids show where some blokes are wearing suits that are shit & urine? I think the supporting cast are talking genitals & an ass.

Tronno needs to get nuked. Please, Trump, Kim Jong Un, Putin, I don't care who, just wipe that stain off my country.

This just makes me hungry for ravioli

B-but im there......

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What the fuck is wrong with Canadians?

Would you need a condom to fuck a condom?

Again, that's just Torontonians and being retards. Don't lump the rest of us in.

yes, where the fuck have you bee-n?

You got Justin "I'm bleeding, making me the victor!" Trudeau for president.

At least he's not from Toronto.

give me one good reason why having sex with drunk people with consentshould be legal

It's fun
Lots of people get nervous about sex/courtship, which alcohol helps
Being sober doesn't mean you'll make the right choice
Most laws against drunk sex are sexist in a way that men can only be perpetrators and women can only be victims
They say texting and driving is as bad as driving drunk, but no one is trying to make laws against answering the phone with a dick in you

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There's an artist here. He went to school to learn how to animate. He wanted to write something to put his name on the map. He has a family that put him up through all that and are looking forward to his works. He probably knows other families and friends and kids that want to watch what he makes.

And then he makes a brief cartoon for Canada's sexual health. One day he'll have to describe to them how he made a commercial where comical stereotypical teenage girls, who are condoms, are trying to put on the right clothes until suddenly a giant godlike hand steals one away to stick her on his dick.

And now I'm thinking of the last three seconds of that one Piemation's video. youtube.com/watch?v=PZIgTpaBzCU

Fat women would never get laid again.

Broforce was designed to be Ironic wink wink nudge nudge commentary.

It's just some OTHER people on Broforce liked the idea.

Toronto
That's pretty much it, if we could somehow get rid of Toronto Canada would be a downright pleasant place to live.

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This, it's all my city's fault.

If two people have sex while drunk is it double rape?

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I don't think I can forgive you user, voting results pretty much showed that Ontario (let's be honest, that basically just means Toronto) was the sole reason we got stuck with Trudeau.

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I voted against him but I already knew that stupid incompetent fuck would win because of his promise of legal weed.

Why all the hate to the guy (south american here so no idea) is because the weed?

He's an absolute fucking joke who at this point has done so much absolutely retarded shit that it's impossible to keep track of it.
His latest fiasco was a trip to India that made Canada a laughing stock when he dressed himself and his whole family in expensive ceremonial Indian attire for glorified tourism purposes, practically avoided the actual politicians he was supposed to meet with, oh, and brought a known fucking terrorist with him who has been on India's shit list for years.

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What retarded shit exactly, im just curious

Gave $10.5 million to a convicted terrorist as an apology

Not to mention where he almost got in an Aerospace trading war with Trump and needed to be bailed out by the conservative tory prime minster of fucking Britain.

Effectively proving Canada is the retarded child Britain and America needed to babysit.

He's literally the walking stereotype for the raving trust fund slacktivist.

He barely understands the difference between a Hindu and a Muslim and thinks all brown people are entertained by dancing like them and dressing like a wedding guest.

He seems to forget in dozens of western countries, the Hindu and Sikh Immigrants came over in the 60ies and 70ies before the Muslims, and came to get AWAY from the Muslims, so overwhelmingly vote for parties that are anti-muslim.

What? Please elaborate

Link to a note or something

The hate makes sense now

His current trip to India proved how fucking retarded he is, he goes dressed up all pretty when the current head of India is a Massive Anti-Muslim Hindu who is literally one step away from marching into Pakistan.

Basically, he's treating foreign brown people like his pet brown people in his own country. And Hindus are very fucking proud people.

One of his campaign promises was a firearms bill to undo conservatives Bill C-42, a bill that basically did nothing other than making your RPAL an ATT so you don't have to have an additional bit of paper on you when transporting handguns to the range, he also specified putting several groups in charge of gun laws in Canada, one of which included "women's groups" for some retarded reason.

Basically
>Some dude murders a soldier in Afghanistan
>Get's sent to Guantanamo Bay
>Because he has a Canadian Citizenship Trudeau gives him ten million dollars because of the "abuses he suffered"
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I wonder how many of these leftists realise it was British Imperialism and the "Horrible" British Raj that was keeping most Muslims from being one of the biggest genocides in human history when they relinquished control back to the Hindus of India.

Or how the Chinese are prepping for their own Muslim Genocide very soon.

Western Imperialism is starting to look a damnsight more humane.

Thanks for humor me in my curiosity

I always thought of Trudeau as a male bimbo of sorts.

He's honestly a hilarious example as to why SJW make terrible leaders.

He's basically done nothing but mount debt for the country while passing intrusive laws for no reason but appeasement.

>Dont you think that the FACT a canadian was tortured on guantamo is bigger deal? I mean he was 15 when he was taken to Guantanamo

No, fuck him and fuck you.

So you are ok with canadians beign tortured on the US?

>Be a religious nutjob to a barbaric religion
>Travel out to a warzone
>Murder soldiers
>Get surprised the country of said soldiers imprisons you and fucks you over.

Honestly? I don't give a shit, try not being a murderous zealot?

I come from Britain and honestly, every single ISIS supporter should be shot for treason. Preferably with rocksalt buckshot to the face.

When they're Religious nut-jobs who abandon the country to go fight as a terrorist?

Yes. Are you saying we should reward terrorists?

If they would have killed the guy i would be okay with it because is a warzone but torture is just as barbaric as the religion we criticize

No, No it's not.

We don't even have confirmation he was tortured at Gitmo.

Just because he was sent to a shit prison does not mean he was tortured.

There's a lot of precedent for that actually.
It's ALWAYS the guy who gets in trouble.
I'm sure a guy could pass out drunk, get fucked in the ass by a wasted chick with a strap-on while he slept, and still somehow wind up in court.

Man if the sent to guantanamo or some of the others detention camps the US have outside their country is to do the things that are illegal on their country like torture wich we knows happens on a daily basis

Actually it's usually to ensure they can't abuse US law or land in a comfortable prison in the US.

But hey, nice showing you are sympathetic for a horrible murdering zealot.

I would've been cheaper if they'd handed him over sooner. All that taxpaper money wasted on keeping him at Gitmo. That 10 million dollar settlement wouldn't have been a thing.

You know it costs little to run a shitty rusted prison in a third world country compared to the US right?

Im just against torture and secret prisons where the military can do whatever they want

When 90% of the people sent to these prisons are legit people who deserve hell, I don't give a shit.

Out of curiosity, why do you guys hate Toronto? I see even leafs shitting on it

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It's the California of Canada I suppose.

So when North Korea has a concentration camp when he torures people for whatever reasons is bad but if the US do it is ok? Cmon man how can you defend the existance of that hellhole

Iconic buildings are torn down all the time to make way for new condos that the vacationing Chinese own, too much money is spent here without any real changes or fixes, everyone is fucking obsessed with social justice, people defended our crack smoking mayor, two blocks east of the heart of downtown is crack central, everything is expensive.

First of all, learn better english.

Second, The key point there is "No reason"

Most prisons to me should becenters of rehabilitation. But we need some bad prisons to send the lost causes to rot.

Gitmo is one of those prisons. If they don't want to be fucked over, don't be a horrible genocidal zealot.

Toronto likes to think that it speaks for all of Canada because it's the biggest city and where all the media presence is centralized.
Is also where most of the shitty Canadian cartoons everybody hates are conceptualized that the rest of the country gets blamed for.

ok my english sucks lets move on, second there are children there you really think children are lost causes and even if your bad/good prisons logic maked any sense any jail should respond to the Constitution

Are there children though?

Considering Gitmo is supposed to be the super evil super secret special prison it seems more like a terrorist petting zoo than a doomfortress to hold women and children.

Why would they even jail children there exactly?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_juveniles_held_at_the_Guantanamo_Bay_detention_camp
please inform yourself better

>All 13 till 17
>B-But muh children
>Most of them over 15

So basically, terrorists who got caught and deserve their punishment.

We should unironically nuke Toronto and annex the rest of Canada.

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Missing the point, there. The whole issue is that the person is too drunk to give consent.

If they can barely stand and utter words, then it's rape. At any point a person must be able to tell no.

Fuck even weird S&M shit have code words and signals to tell "no and we should seriously stop" for their weirdest shit and scenario.

The problem is that line is being purposely blurred from "Not being able to say no" to "Being influenced by the Alcohol's ability to remove inhabitions so they don't say no"

It's being used as a weapon by political snakes wanting to gain power.

Remember those college humor shorts?

Lack of dictatorship. Too much fuckin' free-for-all.

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Stay the fuck in the suburbs then, pleb.

*inhales*
OH NO NO NO NO

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>implying that it wasn’t whitebread suburban retards that made bland shitty Russel Peters style shit a staple of Canadian comedy

I wish I could purge the lot of you. I really do.

>if we could get rid of the city that produces all culture and economic value for the rest of the country we’d be better off

Sure thing, Aiden.

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>amerifat
>doesn’t understand the difference between child and juvenile

I’m not even fucking surprised anymore

I don’t get it. This is neither funny nor particularly unfunny. What are we all losing our shit about, that chads are out there having sex and it’s being acknowledged?

Shut up faggot, this city sucks and should be nuked off the map and stricken from records

Nigga please. Montreal has more culture in a square metre than all of Toronto does. BC's economy has become so extremely significant that even Alberta and their precious oil is at its mercy.

>I-it’s the city’s fault I’m so socially isolated! People here SUCK!

Transparent

There’s more money generated for Canada in the four-block banking district of downtown TO then there is in all of BC. Try again.

They're responsible for pretty much all the stupid shit leafs get shit on for, most the other provinces are just normal places and then you have Toronto that has shit like furry conventions held in support of refugees, plus they control like 60% of the entire countries vote when it comes election time because we don't have a electoral collage like the US.
Basically imagine if the USA, all of the USA, was controlled almost entirely by urban California.