ITT: Blue Pilled Youtubers/eCelebs

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sage

Is there a more pathetic sight than this fat cunt?

Like, he's actually made a ton of vids in the past about changing his life and getting in shape, and yet he spectacularly lets everyone down every single time.

He then has the nerve to say he's worried he's going to lose his health cover as a result of Trump winning the election!

FFS, stop being a giant fucking baby that has to be carried around his own home like a melon in a wheelbarrow. Stop disappointing people and blaming your broken home for the absolute state of your body.

It's just embarrassing to STILL see him in such disgusting health after all these years. Have you no fucking shame, Boogie? Have you no shame...

didn't he say somewhere that he's literally too fat to get fat fuck surgery?

He just need to put the fork down for fuck sake.

sage

I thought there was something about a point where you get so fat the diabetes keeps you from losing it correctly

DDP couldn't even help that fatass.

No, im a mexican scientist, and i can confirm that all is on: calories in, calories out.

Why does he require surgery?

Just get down to a sensible weight ffs. He doesn't even have to be fit, just get to a weight where you are not going to have health problems.

This is less of a problem for you Ameribro's. In the UK these fatties cost the NHS monies (i.e we all pay for it).

This, Boogie is a nice guy and all, but he has absolutely no will power and after awhile you just want to punch him in his fucking face when he starts blubbering about how hard it is not to eat. Boogie has every resource in the world available to lose weight, he has a shitload of free time since his "job" is making youtube videos, he has money to pay for personal trainers, gym memberships, and lean food that actually tastes good. It's all on him at this point, he chose to be a big fat fuck.

There's something I like about this guy, an honesty and vulnerability. I really hope he gets things together for himself for his own sake.

There are risks to the surgery, and apparently some people cheat by melting chocolate etc. I'm not sure it's the best way forward.

>99194366

Yeah I've heard this too - perfectly logical

He is right though

t. Patrician European with great insurance coverage

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Ofc you''re gonna get sick if you are that fat.. Stupid fucking idiot. Let nature have it's course - get fit or DIE!!!

>inb4 jewtube is the hardest job in the world

>job
question
how much money do these people actually make?
if screaming into a camera like a retard while playing games could make me more money than my programmer job, I'd probably rethink my career choice.

You ok tubby?

People have been saying that for the last 10 god damn years. He's a lost cause. I'd bet my life for a mellon bucks that he'll be dead in 5 years.

He basically keeps his fans on an emotional roller coaster with his "health" issues. Every once in a while, oh hey, let's make a video about my health, or hey, bring up my abuse and past baggage. Play on peoples' emotions to get the "care" and the "views" which is basically his "job".

There are times where he has his good moments, especially in some of his rant videos, but there are times where the dude just seems like a total fuckin' sociopath that will say anything to keep people watching. Being playing on their emotions or giving one of his long neutral rants on some other horseshit and then follow it up with his health and baggage.

Infinite loop. "Hey guys, my diet seems to be working out good. I'm down blah blah blah." Few weeks/months later. Still in shit shape. "Well, that didn't work out because ABC." "This, that this that." "Thanks for watching see you next time."

he's too heavy to survive the surgery.

he needs to lose weight before he can even have the lap band or whatever

Pewds is borderline redpilled now.

he's sarcastic and jaded, probably from people asking him for money.

pewdiepie made more than you ever will

he's got his money and now he's slowly redpilling the masses before the jews pull the plug

Boogie is the "argument to moderation" fallacy incarnate. He will try to take the middle ground on fucking anything, even subjects in which there are literally two options

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Have fun looking up how much youtubers make

pewdiepie redeemed himself
yeah he used to be a retard screaming at a screen few years back but he's ok now, not good but decent

this guy makes millions

What is it with guys on social media, especially twitter, having these fake cartoon nerdy looking avatars of themselves?

There is a term for guys like that. What is it again, Sup Forums?

if he applied an ounce of moderation to his lifestyle he wouldn't be a fat fuck

Is he our guy?

Insulin sensitivity can be improved through exercise and diet, fatties are just too lazy to read about it and put in the work

I still am subscribed to him, and he actually was the encouragement for me to lose weight. I dropped from 380 down to 250. When I saw how he still hadn't gotten his shit together, I was pissed off. Now he has a feeder to help him on his quest for cardiac arrest. She'll also be there as they cremate his massive ass and she gets a check for the insurance money.

"based"

How about Casey Neistat? This jewish faggot makes me understand why Hitler gassed the jews

This fat fucking kike

nobody wants to watch a social retard with heavy russian accent do it, lol

That guy looks like the result of 10 generations of sibling incest.

Pewdiepie is definitely more intelligent and charismatic than you are.

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>yeah I voted for Hillary, the fuck you gon do about it?

>ID= 0Y

0Y VEY! Get out Kike!

I want him to fucking die already

Considering Pewdiepie constantly posts videos of him vacationing in Santorini and shit I'd say he's pretty loaded.

But he's actually kinda redpilled now. He's starting to grow more and more reclusive and dropping mini red pills every now and then. Give him 4 years and he'll be Daniel Plainview in his mansion

He was 1 percenter super rich before YouTube btw.

Fuck Boogie and fuck fat people

pdp hasnt been screaming for a while now, most of his videos are like genuine react videos, not to mention he has given tons of recognition to good indie developers, and practically boomed the horror game genre revival

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yo is this person fucking retarded?

Didn't the media literally today accuse Trumpvoters of practicing dark magic to elect him?

>Boogie2988 Net Worth: $825,000.
Just fucking get private insurance, or maybe stop spending all your money on fucking toys.

Also this fat cunt is trying to start a Gamer Gate level war in the Magic the Gathering community, he can't die soon enough.

one guy on vice

Can he prove she wasn't practicing witchcraft?

>"i-i-it's impossible for me to lose weight"

drop him off into the middle of a fucking forest with nothing but a water purifier and a GPS implanted in his fat skin

pick him back up after a month

guarantee skinny

This faggot is just all excuses

any love for this smuck?

he will either come out redpilled alpha skinny or he'll die like the fat faggot he is

either way society wins

He most likely doesn't have that much, most youtubers make a lot but are horrible with money.

Fugg I wish I wasn't socially retarded to make money off little children and teenagers.

According to one youtuber it's supposed to be 5$ per every 1,000 views, but because of adblock they get only 50-60% that.

And of course you have all the sponsors and paid reviews on the side.

So only on videos he should've made (573441718/1000)*2,5 = 1433604.29$ so far.

Smart girl that wife of his, she is set for life.

They aren't exactly wrong.

>Total Cuck
Can't wait until the cancer gets him

Fuck booige. He actually had that famous personal trainer give up on him because he's such a lazy fat piece of shit. Every time he gets called on his bullshit he just start talking about his abusive home when he was a kid, and all his mental issues and all that bullshit. Guess what fat ass, a lot of people had messed up childhoods but that doesn't mean you get to blame your parents for everything that's wrong with your life today. How pathetic do you have to be, to blame your eating problems on your parents when you're 42 years old? If I was 42 and blamed my mom for me drinking too much, driving drunk and killing someone I couldn't just go to court and tell the judge my mommy was mean to me when I was 12 and I would magically get off. Start taking responsibility for your shitty life choices you gigantic piece of shit.

You know you've fuck'd up if DDP can't help yo' ass

People still play Magic?

I bet they sleep in separate rooms

his wife with tyrone

and that fat faggot with his pillow waifus

no way one bed can support that much mass

Never heard about this, I thought he was an educated sea captain or smth

No matter how they try to style their hair or dress or whatever, the kike in their faces and behavior ALWAYS shines through.

Fact is women do believe in woo-woo such as witchcraft and socialism.

being fat is all he has, no one would watch him if he wasn't

You only get avatars here with the Sup Forums gold account

average joe

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>these pants
I really hope this is from ISIS execution video

>I don't enjoy platformers but here's a 150-minute review of a platformer
>149 minutes of this review will be dedicated to the options menu
>I got cancer from spending too much time in options menus

>before the death rattle comes my final words will be
>"let me... rebind keys"

I hate seeing YouTube earning numbers thrown around when the people have zero experience with it. I've made $30,000 or so off YouTube so my description isn't a bunch of guessing.

The average amount per 1000 views is more like $2, though there are other factors that play into it like the category of video you're making, how big your audience is and what country the viewer is in. Someone with Boogie or PewDiePie's video views will be making 3 or 4 dollars per 1000 views because they get a ton of ads served on videos and that equates to them being worth more, which is why on the contrary someone who takes a full year to get 100,000 video views might only make $20 instead of $400 if that person got all those views in one day.

How long your video is also plays into it, because if the viewer watches all of it, then that audience retention makes the search algorithm favor them more, as well as the advertiser seeing more value in putting ads on that channel.

yes he executed one hundred cheeseburgers in a single mouth swing

full stream of him reacting to trump winning is the best

www.twitch tv/angryjoeshow/v/99971517

what was his name again?

Someone post the wedding picture that shows his side profile. To this day, that is one of the ugliest "people" I have ever seen.

MOST BLUE PILLED MUSIC GROUP

I member when he cried for a month because he got jewed by us with the whole youtube rights scandal..like a little mexican bitch
We should take him down

somewhere around $2000 per million views

Jesus christ. No kidding..

w-what do you mean?

holy shit he got fat

I am shocked, utterly SHOCKED, that this man is Jewish.

LOL SOMEONE MARRIED THIS UGLY JEW? AHGAHAHAHAHAHA

>he only pays $2000/year

wow, sign me up

That's some Adrian Brody level of Jew nose

DELET

holy shit he just keeps getting fatter
that youtube money dinner plan

>women care about anything but money

He made 6 million in 2013 or 2014 so no.

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People were complaining about how pewdiepie made more than a million after 2014, so if you're at the very top, it rewards you very well.

Not how it works anymore. Now it's total hours viewed. I believe the rate is 7ยข/hour.
For instance a 20 minute video with 300k views has an accumulated viewing time of 100k hours, times .07 is $7k.
Now you know why long format videos like lets plays and asmr are becoming so popular.

This fat fuck gets zero sympathy from me. Stop eating shit, and control yiur urges. How is it this hard??

>that image
did they break up? or she cheated or what

People still put gel in their hair?

1/2

she hooked with joe to gain popularity and after about a month she come back to sweden and got a lot of new viewers and partnership. Joe is so dumb and naive that he didn't noticed it but since he acts like retard near females yeah.

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This lazy fat fuck couldnt even get DDP to save his ass literally.

>plays a game for 450+ hours
>"yeah, I hated it."