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>Hat-trick for Scottish Conservatives as they win another council seat in the wake of their Aberdeenshire victory
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-38025393

>Are Liz's Home Refurbishment: the numbers
news.sky.com/story/buckingham-palace-how-much-work-goes-into-a-royal-refurbishment-10662169

>Two Hour Commute Becomes Normal
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38026625

>Weekend Weather
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/18/uk-weather-snow-arrives-as-met-office-issues-ice-warning---what/

>Snoopers Charter Passed
zdnet.com/article/snoopers-charter-expansive-new-spying-powers-becomes-law/

>Are Nige for Peerage
news.sky.com/story/is-ukips-nigel-farage-in-line-for-a-peerage-10659541
>throwback to Nigel not DARING TO DREAM
news.sky.com/story/farage-dismisses-peerage-claims-saying-it-will-never-happen-10638240

>Tories threaten to take power away from House of Lords if it stalls Brexit
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-house-of-lords-delay-theresa-may-article-50-vote-parliament-a7422731.html


>Sinking Sturgeon faces growing calls to RESIGN over shambolic Brexit threats
express.co.uk/news/uk/733523/Nicola-Sturgeon-called-on-to-resign-over-SNP-sleaze-and-Brexit-threats

>Tornadoes hit Wales and Midlands
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38016701

>Petition to increase defence spending as Donald Trump calls for NATO allies to do more.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/172383

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Who /children in need/ here?

first for pakis out

>tfw half Indian
Why couldn't I have been born 200% English like my dad?

Legalise cannabis

nth for lynch all of these cunts.

Now.

Including Mogg.

hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/2016-06-07/division/16060743001404/InvestigatoryPowersBill?outputType=Names

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This is a result of people not understanding computers making our laws tbqh

>Hat-trick for Scottish Conservatives as they win another council seat in the wake of their Aberdeenshire victory
Based mummy May reconquering northern Britain.

>defacing the queen
execution

>when you want to eat the other half of your chinese takeaway but you know once you do it'll be gone and there's just nothing else going on tonight or any other night so you may as well prolong it and have something to look forward to for a bit

Ruth Davidson, lad.

Fuck off reddit

No.

Will Aberdeen go Conservative at the next council election in May?

Can any Aberdonian fill me in on what's going on up there?

*resurrects Christopher*

I started brit/pol/, you fuck off

>Dorset
Yes lad.

>SNP & LD voted against
only thing they can get right

I'm back lads, just in time for a new thread too!

Please post Enoch Powell, I need his memes

I hope you like India lad.

>May
>Based
Fucking Christ we went over this when we was elected: she was NEVER based.

We were HOPING she would put her Orwellian agenda off until at least after Article 50 had been activated.

As it turns out she can't.

>Will Aberdeen go Conservative at the next council election in May?
Doubtful.
However the Cons will make headway.

Davidson might not be anywhere close to ideal (or Conservative) but she's bringing the party back in Scotland.

I'm quite happy with this.

Who /threejobs/ here?

>mummy may posters weren't just ironic

How do you deal with that? Are they all zero-hour?

Exactly my thoughts.

If the LD weren't pro EU, open-borders loving, anti-Nationalists I'd vote for them constantly based off of their willingness to protect our rights.

As it stands I want niggers out more than I want internet privacy.

>SNP against regressive surveillance

are they, dare I say it, /ourguys/?

The future is certainly not republican.

>The Monarchy: popular across society and 'here to stay'
yougov.co.uk/news/2015/09/08/monarchy-here-stay/

Or jewish.

>Jews 'could die out by next century'
independent.co.uk/news/jews-could-die-out-by-next-century-1319030.html

Nah, NEET and proud. Enjoying Hobgoblin and pot noodles tonight.

>Fucking Christ we went over this when we was elected: she was NEVER based.
No one was listening.

I've heard that in the western parts (Peterculter, Kingswells and Hazlehead) there's a lot of support for the Conservatives.

Yes m8 /threejobs/, thats why i'm shitposting on Sup Forums at half one in the morning

Same here. If they weren't cucks I'd actually vote for them.

THINGS

LODSOFEMONE

WOTS IT SPELL

>I was saying she'd do this
>like 4 cucks unironically saying it was a good thing

nth for Celtic Union

>>Jews 'could die out by next century'
>independent.co.uk/news/jews-could-die-out-by-next-century-1319030.html
HOWS THAT MIXING WORKING OUT FOR YOU?

One's part-time day shifts in a career job. I supplement it with evening and weekend bar work and 15~ hours a week of freelancing. I work this hard to afford rent because I live in a nice but expensive city (not London).

Other than living where I do it's hell. I haven't had a day off in three and a half weeks.

CRIPPLING D E P R E S S I O N

Wait a minute...

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>SNP in favour of state-issued nannies
Definitely not /ourguys/

what?

Just finished my evening shift at a bar

Some spastic on children of need now

Is it Bath?

Maybe you should look to using this experience towards getting a full-time job? Maybe use Linkedin?

Something they tried to pass a while ago.

>Be foetus growing in womb
>Can't wait to be born
>Keep hearing things on the outside like "SNP", "multiculturalism" and "independence"
>A little while later
>"I'm hungry, here comes some food down the food cord!"
>See brownish-black shit move down my food tube
>"WHAT IS THAT?!?!"
>I hear mummy say "Och, Ah'm just finishhing aff last night's haggis, Alex."
>"NO, NO, NO! PLEASE DON'T PUT THAT IN ME"
>The sludge moves into my body
>"NOOOOOOO!"
>Kick at the walls
>"Och, he just kicked at mah stomach! He'll be reedy soon, I ken it!"
>An hour later
>I think mummy's went to sleep
>"Ay Nikko'a, I brought a bag of chips and a can of Irn Bru. Where dat pussy at nigguh?"
>"Tyrone, git o'er here and fook me!"
>My chamber shakes
>"W-W-WHAT'S GOING ON MUMMY?"
>Hear moaning coming from outside
>Something long and black is pressing mummy's insides
>"OCH AYE TYRONE, FORCE IT AND STIR MAH INSIDES"
>Literally hear the mush in her stomach squelching
>Daddy is sleeping right next to mummy and this man not doing anything
>Two weeks later, I learn I have down's syndrome
>Soon, the water breaks
>"NO, FUCK THIS! I'M OUT!"
>Miscarriage

Bloody gooks I swear
youtube.com/watch?v=ueMH_BqK9as

Apparently so.
The only time I've ever actually saw YKTD and not argued with him constantly or ignored the bugger and everyone ignores it anyway.
I was hoping it would make an impact because of the amount of support people were getting for it.

Its growing, but it won't go Con till the general in 2020

Glasgow will remain the hardest area to crack the SNP out of.

>>like 4 cucks unironically saying it was a good thing
I remember this horse shit

fucking reddit retards with a hard on for a nanny state who can't look passed the current government thinking
>MUH BASED RED TORY OMG
As it turns out she wasn't even that.
She's a fiscally Conservative Joseph Stalin with a Vag.

Its fucking dangerous.

Didn't hear about that, that's dumb.

I used to be republican, because I hate the fact that our head of state is chosen by birthright, essentially the most powerful person in this land is determined when two people decide to fuck.
But then I began to consider the alternatives, either an elected president with a largely ceremonial role, or giving those powers to the PM
Now i'm an arch monarchist, republicans are just whiny teenagers who haven't thought through their proposition properly

Yes. And that's the plan. This will only be the situation for the next few months [spoiler]I pray[/spoiler]

Shit like this makes me embarrassed to visit Sup Forums

And in Aberdeenshire could the Conservatives possibly tear down the SNP in the General?

I personally see both Aberdeen City and Shire see big Conservative gains next year, Labour crashing and the SNP losing a few seats. Lib Dems probably won't change.

Its likely to mirror Hollyrood this year with more Conservative gains, few more SNP losses, and another Labour crash.

You wern`t already embarrassed?
I`m embarrassed I spent 6 years here.

I miss YKTD

I don't, fuck him.

Who expat here?

> snoopers charter passed

Well that's it lads. It was nice knowing you.

Hi YKTD.

Fuck off YKTD.

shit story bruv...
>Miscarriage
oh wait...
>kek

What makes a thread comfy?

Lack of foreigners and tripfags

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yes lad

No foreigners.

I can't stand watching Americans butcher our language chaps

guys this black nerd girl apparently has published nudes and used to post on Sup Forums does anyone have

twitter.com/ZombieNeith

>tfw no qt mixed race gf

She's fucking monstrous. What the fuck is wrong with you. Please delete this.

What's wrong with you?

lack of anime nonces, Irish, non-whites and Catholics

Rimmer.

>wanting nudes of this

He knows, Post-Truth my arse

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/18/so-long-to-the-cheats-and-liars-of-so-called-truth-politics-brin/

Anybody got the blair pepe

Millennial Woes' American adventures are absolute kino

but are they kiniro

Was Benjamin Disraeli a good prime minister?

what you want to trade for it?

This is an anime site desu, if you don't like it you should perhaps fuck off senpai?
After all you clearly don't like Scotland and thats why you post from Russia

>you will never user her as a bog brush and clean the skid marks off your toilet

the last one in Seattle is melancholy as fuck

He expanded the Empire and made bank.

Sad woes best woes

I've got a million different Apu/downer pepes any preferences

He made are vikky Empress, so yeah!

He invented (((one nation conservatism))) and was a tory socialist according to the Fabian Society. And literally jewish.

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Surprise me

I need the tony blair one with the creepy teeth

Friendly reminder that the snooper's charter is only a GOOD thing.

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Fucking yid destroyed demostic agriculture and enabled the Eternal Roach. Gladstone and Chamberlain. Best PMs ever

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My favourite reaper from overwatch

>Friendly reminder

fuck i always save thumbnails i need to stop this