KELLY DOES IT AGAIN!

KELLY DOES IT AGAIN!

Look, I don't care what anyone says, Jane Walker is hot.

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is it something that actually happened?

>feminism makes the mascot really hot
>people still complain

Damn it Kelly you have done IT again!!

Introducing.... The New Waifu

Apparently it's a special edition for the Women's Month.

Fucking Whiskey Sours, kek

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>product goes back on its roots, suggests a change in the values or standards that made it so great in the first place
>but it's okay because I can jerk off to the label

Do you play Overwatch out of curiosity?

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It's just a label gimmick user, don't go overboard.

>m'patriarchy

And now, from the industry that demonstrates women are as legally responsible as toddlers: a feminist liquor label!

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Why is Kelly such a faggot?

I'd fuck that Walker.

Its just a one-off thing.

If you want to complain about something REALLY stupid done to try and shill to Women for the month then look at WcDonalds.
Its almost as pathetic as those shitty versions of chips "made for women".

what's his fixation with whiskey sours?

He’s not complaining about the mascot itself, he’s complaining that he’s being pressured into buying it instead of his preferred brand because feminism. See how the bottle in the man’s hand says black velvet.

jesus people, it's just a women's day edition. you know, marketing. as in, let's boost sales without really offering anything different.

>Women admitting they can't hold their liquor

Think of the innocent kids though!

>Look, I don't care what anyone says, Jane Walker is hot.
This tbqhfam.

Is there porn of her?

This shit always drove me up the fucking wall.

What if it's two dudes? Do they both go to jail? Two chicks, were they both raped AND both go to jail? Neither goes to jail?

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Holy Shit, women are fucking weak as shit.

Kelly literally became liberal shilling after the Clinton buyout.
Into the trash.

I never like this argument, as it assumes women can't be held responsible for their actions. It even starts with both were drunk, so both should be held to task for what happens after, not just one party.

What's with Kelly and Whiskey Sours?

>really hot
How fucking thirsty can you be to find hot a woman that doesn't even show her fucking eyes, much less the rest of the body?
I know you're a virgin but jesus christ.

>WcDonalds.
>Wc
>Women are literally shit

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The female liver is smaller iirc, so yes.

But vvymyn love WcDonalds
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This just comes to show how men are seen as far more "evil" or "uncontrollable". Then we see women in legal situations are often let of easy, or blame shifted in order to accomidate them.

>EAT ALL THE MUSTARD
>EAT ALL THE HONEY
>BUT HONEY MUSTARD, THAT'S DEGENERACY

>Jane Walker is hot.

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You know the rule, lad.

>the prospect of anyone getting triggered over a stunt by babby's first Scotch instead of drinking damn near any other single malt brand that is likely better.

I hate womens day, and I hate nigger month. Where's all mens day? Or white history month? I'm honestly of the opiniom celebrateing these holidays is made to expressivly makd white guys feel bad. "Womenz so strong and oppressed! Men are meany pants." "Look cibil rights REAL CHANGE IS COMIN WHITY" that's all I hear and all I fucking see during these time periods. Hell don't even get me STARTED on autism awareness month.

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>blaming the clerk
Nobody hates the place you're shopping and everything it stands for more than the people working there.

I don't see the problem here. When I finish the booze I can jack it to her right into the bottle

Loch Lomond for me, thanks.

I know this is Kelly so it's taken to the extreme, but there's no one seriously pissed off by this, is there?

He's a whiny guy that is very stuck in his ways.

>You know she's Barren

Hot damn. I need art stat.

They are good.

This is not.

If it was two women the whole jury goes to jail.

I’d understand if the dude wasn’t drunk. If they both were, that’s not rape. That’s a good old fashioned mistake.

I'll be honest. I want porn of her. Maybe Johnie licking her boots.

>leftists "humor"

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It's a meme, Kelly is supposed to comment stuff from the perspective of a middle-aged man who kinda just wants to live his life. It's a parody on political cartoons.

The inclusion of the dejected Innocent Kids really elevates this one. You can come up with a dozen different interpretations for why Innocent Kids are upset about Jane Walker and the well would still run deep and dark.

>don't even get me STARTED on autism awareness month.
It sounds like you're knee deep in it already.

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Don't you start crying as well you whiny bitch. The whole point of being a man is not to be bothered by meaningless shit like having or not having a day in the calendar when you get a bunch of memes in facebook sent to you.

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Reported for bringing comics into a discussion.

Indeed I am put me out of my misery user. I can hardly function in normal society, much less on a malaysian gon smithing forums.

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>he didn't collect witness testimonies to confirm she was coming onto him first so he could charge her with rape
Pathetic. Jake had this coming.

>numbskull clerks

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He's in good company

the best

Fucking kek.

>happy dead black people in the sky
>RIP racism

He REALLY REALLY wants those whiskey sours.

Works on so many levels.

C'mon Jake flip the script.
She was the rapist not you. You were drunk.

Whoever initiates sex. But seriously, Jake looks like a total rapist, you just know why he gets girls drunk. It's all about motives and a poorly made poster can't fit that all in.

>Goodbye Forever Family - Dad
>B-but...!

First panel is hilarious in its own right

are Whiskey Sours any good? kelly seems to like them

International Men's Day is in November iirc.

>that spoiler
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking it.

>qt in a suit
why are we complaining about this

It's basically lemonade with whiskey instead of water, so yeah

I prefer an old-fashioned myself but they have to be mixed right (and as long as I'm not paying)

Just look up Zatanna porn. It's essentially the same woman

I don't think anyone's actually complaining about it. It's just a special edition thing. If you're unironically triggered by a liquor label featuring a woman for a month I think suicide is probably your best option.

Do people still know Kelly's comics are just satire?

Mostly, yes. But sometimes you'd think the man behind the satire is himself liberal satire.

Compressing the history of white men into one month is a logistical impossibility.
Autism awareness month makes perfect sense, especially now that half the globe have managed to meme themself to think that they are experts on the subject.

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>but only the ones janny disagrees with

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Where’s the porn?

>AGENDA-DRIVEN MODS: Hehehe!
>RED-BLOODED ANONS: B-but!

Janny sounds like a -tan name

I want to lick her boots and eat her out as she orders me to buy more Whiskey.

how can anyone find that hot? her ass is probably too big

>how can anyone find that hot?
>her ass is probably too big

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W is for Wumbo

>the crying kid in the background is actually the son Kelly abandoned
Deepest lore

I hate feminists and pussy polishers but I don't give a flying fuck about this and I doubt the average alcoholic will either.

Preference for skinny females is borderline faggotry.

Preference for overweight anything is full blown homosexuality.

Poe's Law, there's sure to be somebody somewhere.

She's slim but has an ass

You are going to lick her boots and pussy at the same time?

Is she Johnnie Walker's wife or sister?

If my body allows it, and the mistress desire so, yes.

I used to love Loch Lomond but then something weird happened to the flavor and now it tastes like drain cleaner

She has a big thick BLACKED knob-ended pole in her hands, the porn basically creates itself. Where the fuck is the shadster on this one?

It seems that young Stan Kelly had black hair instead of white

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So Johnnie Walker is still Johnnie Walker and this is just a label one off special edition gimmick because of women's day or whatever the fuck.

Why are people angry again?