POL USERS PLZ REMEMBER

our inside sources have told me that "it", while not known fully by the outsiders, has caught interest of people that have no business knowing.
do NOT share "it" with any major news source
do NOT allow anyone outside of Sup Forums know about "it"
our IP detectors have gone off and members of both CNN and Al Jazeera have been spotted as CURRENTLY searching this website, presumably about "it"

pass the word onto our brothers. the plan goes forward as discussed at the end of the janitor application

What is "it" that you speak of?

nice try CNN

Shit. They caught on fast. I'll start up the program

That's right, we can't let anyone know that Sup Forums is run by the Clinton Foundation..........Shit FUCK!!!!

DELETE
DELETE
DELETE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Hello fellow /betard/s, my name is Chris Handen. I heard that you guys have lots of "Child Porn Pizza" if you know what I mean ;)

Wasn't it kind of expected?

The hotdog is still ready to be served on command and to order.

Break out the gold accounts, faggots.

Jesus Christ what the fuck?

I don't like this.

Kek?

If you're there... just tell me...

>Tell me if the reason they are interested in "it" is because I've been posting the new Trump surveys around

Are you talking about you know, shadilay and all of that?
kek

Checked brother

Ah shit, I knew they would catch on eventually but not this fast.

Ah, you must mean "that."
Don't worry, it's under control.

...

story?

EYES
WIDE
OPEN

tick tock
tick tock
round and round and round the clock
when it stops it finally drops
tick tock
tick tock

Not having one of these

:x
dont you fucking say it.

don't

Fuck you

Whatever it is, it's happening.

I need to know 100% before I put on the hotdogs, is this a go.

I don't think so

I'll remain on standby then :(

> Sound off

Wisconsin fag checking in, do you guys have your kit together yet?

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I'm at trump tower right now and I found this picture on the wifi signal. Holy shit this man is just not fit to be president.