I'm sorry, Bruce... I-I can't do this anymore...

I'm sorry, Bruce... I-I can't do this anymore. I can't keep coming home to an empty bed while you spend your nights chasing after someone else.

You barely even touch me anymore. I hear you, sometimes. You say his name in your sleep. You dream about him. Every time you look at me I see it in your eyes. You're disappointed, aren't you? Because I'm not him. I'm not as complex, as unpredictable, as dangerous as him.

You look at me, but all you see is him. His green hair and the way it slides through your fingers. His bright green eyes, and the wrinkles he gets in the side of them when he smiles. His lips, bloody and red and fitting against yours.

Him. It's him. It's always him. It's not me, it's you. Right? Yes. There is something wrong. With you.

Something is very wrong if out of all the people in the world you choose him. Even though you could have anyone, you fall in love with him.

I should be mad at you but somehow I can’t. I'm... sorry for you. You'd rather be miserable with him than be happy with me.

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Wat did talltale meen by this

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Bitch I didn't pick you to begin with. I went with Harvey

I kind of feel bad for Selina now

Somehow it feels in-character for Telltale Selina to say this

>Damn it, Selina, he did what he had to do!

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Not sure if roastie or a faggot

hownew.ru

Reminds me of this

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You were stood right there watching Selina, you must have known back then this would happen eventually.

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I want Selina to smear my dick with her black lipstick.

Love is blind until the scales fall from the eyes

Is that Batman Noel?

silence woman

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Hi Kinghater!

Not him, but damn right it is. Read it every Christmas; not the most groundbreaking piece, but it's comfy and has good art.

Sorry, Selina. Your ass isn't phat enough.

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I'm amazed this meme is still around. I like it.

It's Sup Forums's Baneposting, and we can have it all to ourselves

>you will never squeeze John's fat ass
>you will never make him feel self conscious about it yet pleased that he has some quality you find attractive to the point where he obsesses over it
>you will never coerce him into filthy disgusting anal sex where you raw him until he's an incoherent shaky mess

I know that feel, user

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This. What kind of shit taste faggot would want Selina when talltale Harley exist.

>Choosing Harley

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I didn't use to be this gay for the Joker. What happened?

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"I'm glad you understand Selina, now get your fat snatch away from me you kleptomaniac bitch"

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All the qualities are attractive user, you know this

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No, he said Harvey. As in, former district attorney Dent.
Not blonde bimbo psychiatrist Quinn.

But user mentioned Harley, so which is? HarVey or HarLey?

That's easily my favorite batman design

So you were only a bit gay for him before?
Eh, I can't blame you

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>Romancing Selina

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