Have your almonds been activated?
Have your almonds been activated?
Isaac Kelly
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Robert Russell
Only with the first one.
Self-declared "nice guys" are usually assholes.
Nathaniel Wood
More like de-activated cause this shit just made me brain dead
Camden Lee
Oh boy, I really wanted to listen to a bunch of lonely idiots and their half-baked opinions on relationships.
Dylan Rivera
Realistically this is all bullshit and people end up with people that are right for them when they learn to actually open up and talk to people.
Andrew Cooper
r/NiceGuys is that way, Reddit
Colton Campbell
Wouldn't Shades McChad just ask the flat chick out?
Hell, if he's supposed to be the dumb asshole, wouldn't he cheat with Purple and make everything worse?
Matthew Campbell
>Caring about romance when you could be focusing on your hobbies and self improvement
Adrian Long
My coffee beans are beginning to percolate in my pants.
Daniel Cooper
Somewhat shocked that the chad is sort of humanized a bit but the bimbo isn't.
Dylan Ramirez
i bet you post on facebook a lot
Leo Fisher
Hmm...
Kayden Morgan
>tfw preg fetish
Nathaniel Wright
notice how the attractive woman doesn't want the unattractive male
Angel Gonzalez
Why does blue shades want to cheat on his hot girlfriend with purple? What is wrong with him?
Jordan Walker
This
Owen Garcia
I'm curious to see Pink's take on the matter. She looks so happy but maybe she's just trying harder to make her relationship with Blue work because she really likes him and thinks overcompensating with affection will overcome his stoicism. But I know it's asking too much and the creator of this comic is jealous of the girls who actually do shit like learn how to use makeup properly, grow and maintain their long lustrous hair, dress to accentuate their sex appeal, and exercise to keep a sporty attractive frame.
Juan Barnes
This is an actual series?
Brandon Myers
This one and the octopus one are so damn lewd
Daniel Sullivan
Poor pink lady.
Jason Martin
Yeah no shit, then two people would want him. Every person in this has one person who wants them. Besides if she wanted him back it would just be over, one happy couple with the chad getting what he wants in the leftover girl.
Benjamin Morris
Oh yeah.
She forgot to mention female hyenas also have to give birth through their 'penis', which is excruciating.
Adam Adams
A coworker bought this as a book. As cute as these comics are individually, I kind of felt queasy reading this at high throughput, flipping through them as book.
Adrian Bell
Where's the lie tho?
Nolan Russell
What is the pink lady thinking?
Luke Barnes
"I got what I wanted and I'm happy"
Alternatively,
"I am into cuckqueen"
Andrew Rodriguez
Actually this is how it realistically goes
Cooper Sullivan
"I got my chad, I won at life."
Logan Sanchez
>nobody's happy
profound
Zachary Myers
Hold on, is this made by the same person who makes those Scandinavian comics?
Liam Davis
That's my fetish right there.
Jeremiah Rivera
Gabriel Gonzalez
So basically everyone will eventually work out.
Except for the straight white male comic book nerds who will never get anything so they should all just kill themselves and save everyone the trouble?
Brayden Hall
Pink seems very happy.
Levi Johnson
How prevalent is the "Nice Girl" thing?
People always bring-up/bitch-about nice guys, why is the reverse never talked about?
Blake Perry
James Hill
It's never really bought up because even if they are "nice" they are still girls and will ultimately get attention and sex, so they wont' finish last.
Well no one wants nice guys.
Wyatt Richardson
The ones with gaybois are the lewdest
David Gonzalez
Yep. Except in the ancient times green would have died in battle or been made into a slave. While blue would collect a bunch of wives.
Owen Hall
Luke Clark
fuck off humon
Evan Gonzalez
>Nice Guy asks girl out
>Girl brutally rejects him
>”Damn why she had to do me like that? This sucks man.”
>”OMG YOU PIECE OF SHIT MYSOGNIST SHITLORD! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A NICE GUY!? A REAL NICE GUY WOULD BE GRATEFUL TO TAKE MY BULLSHIT! YOURE NOT ENTITLED TO ME! IM GONNA GET MY ABUSIVE CHEATING CHAD BF TO KILL YOU!”
Lucas Williams
Asher Howard
She should do one of the Rat Utopia.
Ryan Bell
>If I'm nice to them they're obligated to fuck me
>if they don't that's basically the same as committing physical violence against me
Austin Fisher
The absolute level of incel in this thread is staggering.
Bentley Cook
Aren't there parodies with more disturbing animal behavior? Like the mantis's tendency for cannibalism?
Hudson Cruz
Without Finland it's just all faggotry.
Nolan Price
Yes but they're not parodies.
Ian Phillips
So the moral of the story is: if you're a good looking female you've pretty much won the life.
Seems pretty accurate desu.
Yup-
Jack Rodriguez
>I'm only capable of dealing with this issue through the use of retarded tumblr straw-man arguments.
Adrian Garcia
I'm definitely a degenerate for getting a little hard from these
Jackson Garcia
And just like a woman you missed his point harder than America misses Obama.
Carson Anderson
You literally did a caps lock greentext of abuse and assault, and you're really accusing someone else of this?
Charles Murphy
This is mostly myth
Isaac Cruz
No the moral of the story is that if beta-boy actaully hooks up with "quiet" girl she will make his life a fucking misery.
Sebastian White
Did you get lost here on your way to Reddit?
Jack Rivera
this is how I got a GF, when I stopped caring.
Wyatt Nelson
Newfag that you are, incel is a term reddit adopted from Sup Forums.
Jayden Anderson
>"I'm calm and reasonable"
>"I'M ANGRY AND SILLY"
>retarded strawmen are okay when I do them
Carson Bailey
Needs one more panel, the pink THOT hanging off chad needs to be thinking. "Why won't this dipshit break up with me?"
Jayden Lewis
How many times is this same idiotic concept going to be made into some sort of seemingly profound meme?
Is the bluepill really so strong that everyone has completely lost the plot on male versus female attraction?
tl;dr: First and third row are fine. Second row does not happen - girls don't pine after guys, they just find someone else.
Nathan Johnson
DBZ has surprisingly realistic relationships.
Be a decent Chad like Goku and you’ll eventually get a faithful wife you can neglect and beat.
Show weakness for a second like Yamaha did and your girl will leave you for an asshole like Vegeta.
It doesn’t matter if you’re a colossal asshole like Vegeta. If you’re good looking, you can literally win the game and marry Bulma(who you can also neglect).
Keep losing like Krillin and EVENTUALLY you might get a girl like 18 who wears the pants in the relationship.
Gavin Nelson
Reddit is that way, son.
Jacob Richardson
>girls don't pine after guys
You really are out of touch, huh
Thomas Anderson
Wow spoken like someone who has never actually spoken to a woman on any type of genuine basis.
Evan Brooks
OOOOOooo we got a master of seduction and an expert on the female mind here. How do I get a virgin GF sir??
Colton Williams
>tl;dr: First and third row are fine. Second row does not happen - girls don't pine after guys, they just find someone else.
They both do it and are more prone to it than men, since they're not supposed to make the first move.
Jaxon Jenkins
>This is the IQ of a woman
Nice guys are actually nice guys. They’re timid and harmless. You whores on the other hand treat them like garbage and have the audacity to get offended when they express displeasure at the way they’re treated. Meanwhile you go and fuck the biggest assholes you can find and proclaim they have good personalities because you find them attractive.
And this is coming from a married man. I’m so glad I found my unicorn of a wife and am out the game.
Isaiah Ross
>She forgot to mention female hyenas also have to give birth through their 'penis', which is excruciating.
Stuff like this is pretty clear proof there's either no intelligent creator, or that he's one sick fuck
Kevin Foster
Adrian Bailey
>give birth through their penis
Nigger what?
Juan Moore
I wonder if I should use this thread to shill MGTOW
Ryan Rogers
Not him but they dont. Why pine after one Chad when you can fuck all the other Chads?
Elijah Stewart
Are you sure you're happy with your Wife? Is your Wife happy with you? Because you sound like you have some deeply rooted issues.
Blake Foster
Why is nature so Degenerate?
Mason Morales
Bentley Stewart
haha this stuff sure is weird haha
Oliver Lee
It’s funny how the second I bring up my marriage, you whores attack it. Every time. Gotta hate what you can’t have huh?
My wife and I literally laugh at chicks like you.
Isaiah Nelson
Evolution is random. The world is overrun with chaos. It needs a master.
Eli Thomas
my god, cuckoldry as rite of passage
Ryder Baker
Not that user, but how the fuck do you want anyone to take you seriously when you try to criticise his marriage based on 3 posts on taiwan cave painting forum
also tits or gtfo
Aaron Evans
Actually, chad here. You view women as adversaries and that's why none of them like you.
>I've never heard of a boy band craze or a girl filling and entire notebook with a boys name
Brayden Diaz
>OOOOOooo we got a master of seduction and an expert on the female mind here.
The most profound insights often come from those who are not playing the game at all.
>How do I get a virgin GF sir??
If you're posting here (and not breaking the rules) you're already way too old to expect that.
Alexander Hall
>Chad here
Of course you are user
Angel Richardson
The Miracle of Nature~
Ryder Gomez
>I've never heard of a boy band craze or a girl filling and entire notebook with a boys name
You have to be 18+ to post here, minichad.
Ayden Phillips
>Calls himself a Chad
Yeah sure thing user. And I can think of one woman who likes that other user....considering he’s married.
Easton Myers
Some days I envy gay people.
Dylan Davis
>for some reason
Hudson Nguyen
Based Trudy.
Asher Young
>they're not supposed to make the first move.
The 50s called, they want their values back.
Liam James
Jesus I hope you're just being purposefully inflammatory and aren't actually like this in person otherwise I feel bad for your wife. Or I guess your wife could be just as petulant as you are in which case you probably deserve each other
Benjamin Torres
The bullshit thing here it's that Chad has no problem getting purple's attention, and purple isn't really that much different from pink, a lot of shy/not ultra-attractive women I've met are just as shallow, dumb and mean as bimbos, with the added flair of being bitter for not being as pretty. Of course there are exceptions, but they are the minority.
Benjamin Sullivan
no but these cute images have me erect
Parker King
The truth is you should already know if you're chad or an average joe or a loser already, in your heart of hearts you already know your fate.
If you happen to be a loser you should't begrudge your fate and fight against it, you should embrace it and make the most of it.
Christian Long
Confidence is half the game, and in this world you're either incel or chad there is no in between.
Zachary Rodriguez
Let's be honest here, pink girl is clearly the best one
Jace James
>But providing the extra hormones takes a toll on the mother. The dose of androgen that she received from her own alpha mother damages her ovaries, making it difficult to conceive.
>It also causes female reproductive organs to grow. A lot. Her clitoris, which contains the birthing canal, protrudes 7 inches from her body.
>"Imagine giving birth through a penis," said study co-author Kay Holekamp of Michigan State University. "It's really weird genitalia, but it seems to work. Although giving birth through a 'penis' isn't a trivial problem."
>The clitoris' birth canal is only an inch in diameter, and the tissue often tears as a 2-pound cub squeezes through the narrow opening. The rip can be fatal, as evidenced by the high death rate for first-time mothers.
Ethan Howard
>IT'S CURRENT YEEEEEEAAAAARR
Right. That aside, there are some roles women won't ever surrender.