Holy hell, why is Barry suck a stupid and unlikable piece of shit?

Holy hell, why is Barry suck a stupid and unlikable piece of shit?
When can we get a new flash?

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If he's sorry why does he look so happy?

Barry did a stupid fuck up thing so he could get his powers back despite everyone (including an evil villain character) telling him was a stupid a selfish idea.

>Grodd is the villain
>Grodd has been seeding things in Barry's mind
Do you seriously not see what happened here?

To be fair, Flashfags need to be spoonfed for everything, lookin at last week’s issue of Batman for example

>Their favorite hero has super speed
>They're superslow

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The real secret of speedforce is that it powers speedsters by subtly stealing speed from their fans.

>lookin at last week’s issue of Batman for example
Again, she was able to control them well enogh to stop Bruce from hitting Alfred, why couldn't see do it now? Stop excusing shitting writing, Kingfag.

The reason for that was pretty shit though, even if Ivy didn't have the reflexes to stop Catwoman (which she absolutely did in the previous issues) the sheer fact that they'd have a ridiculous amount of momentum would have been enough to just use them as missiles, Catwoman should in no way be able to take down one, let alone 3

>n-no guise it's Grodd
Sure it is. Making any excuse for Barry's retarded faggotry.

Well now we have Speedsters without the Speed Force nonsense

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What's with the flash and having shitty artists?

>Book literally states that Grodd is getting into Barry's head
>Book literally shows Meena being brainwashed into doing what Grodd wants
>It's not Grodd guys, regardless of what the comic actually says
You're as bad as Zack Snyder, bet you believe that Batman killed people in the dark Knight returns too

That's a nice ass but
>Killspeed
fucking christ

>Thiccsilver
I pray she's not forgotten in a year and I pray she gets good porn
>Implying Di Giandomenico has bad art

Ivy knows how to make Flashes run into basic attacks, like it or not it’s consistent you Flashfag

Yeah, not a great name I'll admit
>Thiccsilver
Well, shit. Now I can't stop calling her that

>Running that fast
>Convenienly slowing down into Catwoman's reaction time and not using the other two Flash's to hit her
She could literally have used the flash as a fucking missile and just run him into her, ivy is able to use their powers and even at a minimal fraction of that (which she clearly has more of) should be able to destroy Catwoman with a single flash with momentum alone, but 3 no fucking way, that's DCAU MM levels of jobbing

how many Flashfags died of aneurysms when Snyder did it?

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I don't understand why Snyder couldn't just put Captain Cold tech in that stupid Hulkbuster

>Weakened and mad flash fucks his reaction time and gets fucked by a machine that's way, way faster than Bruce
>3 slightly weakened flashes (ivy's got the reaction time to stop batman hitting one man) who are controlled by someone (mostly) sane jobs to a slightly faster than average human
Both are asspull but King's is far fucking worse, Ivy is capable enough to beat Batman's reaction time but not fast enough to beat Catwoman's against fucking 3 of them? Fuck off

>People who write the flash in cross over comics are bad writers
Fixed

If you don't want to see Batwank
Don't read Batman

Why can't comic book writers write a good way to counter a speedster? It isn't hard.
>Electrify something
>Make something slippery
>Make situations where the flash has to be in multiple places at once
>Freezing field
>Heat field
>Mind tricks
>Illusions
There, now you can write a believable way to counter a speedster.

>if you don't want to see Batwan don't read DC comics
Fixed

>implying that Flash Rebirth hasn’t been a fucking embarrassing mess

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Or just don't read batman, contrary to Sup Forums's belief, batman actually isn't in everything

The Flash has been an embarrassing mess since fucking 2005. We need a new flash and new writers.

They hardly ever use The Rogues, who are fucking designed to counter speedsters

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You literally just described The Rogues.
Why aren't they fucking being used?

Cry more, Kingfags.

Because now The Rogues are a singular entity, never doing anything separately anymore. Writers can't think of anymore heists or schemes for them apparently

The real secret is that causes brain damage. No really, think about it.

Nearly every speedster is, if good, stupid or simply a bit impulsive. If they're evil, they're either sociopathic or genuinely delusional.

Who's to say that the Speed Force doesn't fuck with the speedster's neuro-electricity or something?

This isn't the worst. Bruce had to spend a fortune in order to concoct a machine to disable Flash, and it probably wouldn't work again. It worked at super-speed so it was basically out od Bruce's hands anyway.

Because the Speedforce is pure physics and narrative raping bullshit.

>Electrify something
Sometimes the Flashes are electric
>Make something slippery
Sometimes they are in control of their own momentum
>Make situations where the flash has to be in multiple places at once
Often they're fast enough to be in multiple places at once
>Freezing field
Can heat themselves up with friction
>Heat field
Can move faster than heat can transfer
>Mind tricks
Only works if they don't think in super speed
>Illusions
If they're moving super fast they could interact with and discover it as an illusion quicker than you could take advantage of their surprise.

The speedforce wasn't always bullshit. Making consistent rules about how the speedforce works is the only way to save it.

>I've never read The Flash but I'll make up bullshit
Rogues don't kill, but they fuck The Flash up on a regular basis

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Yes and? Lots of people fuck the Flash up on a regular basis that shouldn't, a couple famous ones being Batman and Deathstroke. The point is that it rarely makes any sense because if you can move faster than your opponent can think you fucking iwn. Captain Cold is a smart guy with a very special gun, but that doesn't change the fact that he needs to draw, aim, and pull against a jackass who can learn advanced architecture and repair a building in a breath.

That a writer can make anything they want happen at any time doesn't mean it isn't bullshit.

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>What is the Cold Field
See this is why we can't EVER talk about the fucking Flash because of power level bullshit. Have a villain with a told SPECIFICALLY MADE TO SLOW HIM DOWN and assholes come out the woodwork saying its bullshit. Flash Fact: Everything about The Flash is bullshit.

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