Ha ha, time for orphans!
All-New Wolverine #32 Storytime.
Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy Ho! It's Nazi Stomping Day
Put your Viking helmet on
Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn
Don't you know it's Nazi Stomping Day?
All the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful crunching noise
You'll know what this day's about
When you stomp a Nazi's guts right out
So, come along and have a laugh
Snap their weasely spines in half
Grab your boots and stomp your cares away
Hip hip hooray, it's Nazi Stomping Day
You know, it's fun for the whole- what Laura left of your family, I guess.
This series has been CANCELLED
Someone should tell Marvel.
They presented the next run today.
Tamaki will be taking over and apparently pick it up from about the same place.
Wonder what she will do with Gabby.
Everyone, join in!
It only feels a little contrived, but I'll accept it.
Next month: Old Woman Laura and Tron Honey Badger!
Little do they know this might be his fetish.
In any case, good share, user.
the bad guy can't just be a run-of-the-mill corrupt politician or a ruthless patriot
he HAS to be a neo-nazi because #bashfash
Old Lady Laura would sound better.
some writers still believe nazi's are the safest villains you can write
Tarantino crossed my mind while reading this issue, it's got everything: tough girls, revenge, guns, neo-Nazi stomping, feet, loud shirts...
If you want to make sure nobody has any sympathy for the guy when he gets a good booting by the end, you just have to make him good and despicable in every way.
So he's a corrupt politician, human trafficker, murderer, nazi and guy who talks about fashion while wearing an ugly suit.
With how retarded the average reader is, you really want to make sure you get the point across when he's not been established prior and you have just one issue.
He is a comically easy target, but given the shit actual people right now are up to, it's not that far off.
Murky mercs bribing their way to power and undermining national security by colluding with foreign agents, fraudulent pharma locusts sucking the sick and poor dry why stealing money left and right... and having an incredibly punchable face.
Now that you say it, Laura did look a bit like Uma Thurman here.
I think guys like this
This comic keeps putting me in a false sense of security, then having Laura's speech patterns go out of wack in a way that takes me right out of the story.
god I haven't seen that skit in at least 15 years if not longer
guy who talks about fashion while wearing an ugly suit