New Scalie Schoolie

Also, yeah, what is up with the thrones anyways?

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why did you post the second one first ?

I thought it was funnier. Also, thrones.

But yeah, here's the first one. My bad.

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>finite mortality

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It's gonna be one of those threads..

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Holy shit you're fucking stupid

what is lil blu lizard

why do some wear boots?

I'd date Amber.

Well mortality is finite. Once you die once, you can’t do it again.

Oh, god. I can read Trixie in a voice now.

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Little blue lizard is Trixie. Her role in life is to lick Dilys's boots, and she's pretty okay with that.

>Well mortality is finite.

That's my point, doofus.

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I want to hold Amber's HANDS...yes, BOTH OF THEM

its that time again.

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Oh yeah well I want to hold her tail

I'm sorry user...you're right, I was GREEDY...here, have on of her hands.

Bring back Amber

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Yeah but its kinda like saying a round circle, its just redundant.

>Implying she's not a Highlander and she just really hates the idea of having to die just to become an immortal

That's Trixie, a Warty Newt and stealth Best Girl

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>what the fuck is a tautology

You niggas forgetting that you can be immortalized by your words and deeds

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Scalie Schoolie brings up the hard themes

>the thrones weren't a throwaway gag

Nice.

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She's a cutie

I figure she sounds like Birdie from Marvel Vs Capcom

deep lore

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We all would user
>tfw you will never snuggle up against Ambers slimy and somewhat spongy salamander body.

Amber’s going to die alone and unloved isn’t she.

A girl that good looking but still that desperate? Chances are males don't even exist in her world.

So since who is best girl has been discussed to death, why not ask... Which one of the girls WOULDN'T you date?

Hard mode, no Chell

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Iris is a cunt, Wanda can't cuddle, and Trixie is shit-tier.
Also, why do you say Chell is hardmode as if Chell isn't a lovely young lady?

Ada's a bitch. Easily my least favorite

>Ada
Rude, also taken.
>Teresa
Too stupid, also taken
>Charlie
Someone that obsessive cannot be swayed.
>Wanda
Literally who?
>Parker
Worst Girl
>Codie and Kay
Don't know anything about them yet.
>Chell
I would like to keep my dick, thank you.

I don't get why there is so much art of Sally when she's easily one of the blandest character of the cast.

One autist throwing mad bank around.

Parker would constantly be starting shit, and I refuse to go through another relationship of pointless drama. Calli's kind of an ass, and not the fun sort of ass either. Everyone else seems at least plausible for dating

Ada and Camille are both unsufferable, Teresa is stupid and will probably end as a liability, Charlie if she doesn't tone down her shit, Iris is a massive cunt and Trixie dresses too much like a whore. I won't say a thing for those we don't know shit about. Parker is annoying as heck but she also got some charm,
so i don't know. I'd probably try to see if things could work out, but i doubt she'd be the kind to let things go if we break up. Also not a fan of Sally but i wouldn't say no if she asked.

Eh. Makes sense i guess.
I wish autists would threw bucks at me.

You can if you're brought back after you die

That wasn't an exaggeration. There's literally one guy who commissions ludicrous amounts of art.

I've actually run into him a few times. He seems nice, if...eccentric.

Scalie Schoolie Cheerleader Squad when?

Do we even know the name of the school that the scalies go to in Scalie Schoolie?

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Lilac.

I get that everything about her and her interactions with her daughter Violet are played for laughs, but I can't like someone who's living vicariously through their children and thinking that because of what she went through during High School, her daughter will automatically suffer the same abuse.

She is my least favorite Scalie, bar none. Heck, she's not even a favorite at all. I just can't like her.

Grizzelda, too dense. And Calli has no filter.

>Do we even know the name of the school that the scalies go to in Scalie Schoolie?

Plisskin High.
I'm kidding.

Ow. That's some dedication, even if misdirected.

Ada and Teresa are ironically the least interesting of the bunch. Was never very fond of either of them.

I wish he'd throw more money to some of the other girls, but hey, I'm not going to complain about big hips and glasses.

I think they play off each other well, though it is a good thing that the comic shifted focus to the other characters since those two were pretty much the main characters for a good while

But you don't actually become immortal, people just remember you, which is the worst kind of immortality.

There's thousands of anime with "dumb girl and snarky girl", the archetype is just tired.

Excellent taste.

They're usually not dating though. Gives it a unique twist. Not super unique, sure, but enough.

My brethren.

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Good to see more art of her.

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I'm only now realizing the potential of a full-body, skintight leopardprint outfit

It's a good look.

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>this post again
You have a weird anti-fetish for Lilac, user. You should focus on the girls you like in a broad appeal waifu comic.

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>constant reminders of my own finite mortality

Being a single mom isn't that bad, right?

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so what’s the plot of this arc gonna be anyways? Dily and her senpai bullies Amber and gets anime battle’d by Alice and Violet or something?

No, you fool. Dilys is the senpai. Trixie is the kohai.

Every opportunity, huh?

which scaley would root for reckless silhouette guy?

More Esmerelda

Which Scalie Schoolie should be in Smash?

Violet

Definitley Violet

Camille, as the shitty goofy joke character nobody likes but who got in anyways because she's loaded.

Does Trixie have an accent now? And is it Brooklyn?

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Sure.

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Parker. I would honestly give Chell a chance as long as she didn't eat my belongings or literally knock over my house. Dilys I'd be cautious of but maybe we'd have something in common in that we enjoy arts and crafts class. I wouldn't try for Trixie unless she showed any attraction first because she doesn't seem to have much in her life aside from being a professional flunky.

Parker, OTOH, is just an unpleasant asshole. She's funny in the context of the comic but she's nothing but trouble in anybody's life.

So, jigglypuff then

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

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>prescription crown and throne
Okay, I laughed.

Chell seems pretty chill whenever she's not getting paid to be a thug. And Trixie, well, ideally, you'd be able to open her up to the pleasure of life beyong being a lackey. At worst, convince Trixie to be your lackey (platonically or sexually) instead, and hope Dilys doesn't beat you up for stealing her.

I can't figure out a way to befriend/seduce Dilys faster than she can toss me into a trash can. And then there's Parker, who would constantly be pissing everyone off, and will screw you over out of convenience when the inevitable angry mob comes hunting.

how fierce do you think amber would get if she finally found a boyfriend? vaporizing any woman that so much as appeared in her line of sight?

Lisska. Goku 4 smash

>Being a single mom isn't that bad, right?
user, I...

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I wanna put another baby in that.

You're lucky I just learned about a rare Indonesian fanged frog that gives live birth to tadpoles or I'd have given you such as biology lesson.

I could count myself lucky, but I think in my defense I'd still like to point out shen isn't quite so concerned with strictly natural frog anatomy.

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Why is Esmeralda the only snake girl who looks snakey while all the others just look like more lizard girls?

Like 90% of school shooters are the results of single moms

beautiful

It's tough

My mom was a single mom and she never had time for us kids

Camille. I'd still date Chell over her.
She's just too weeby and not enough of an otaku type for me to want to put up with it.
Also she has the least curves, so there you go.

Because she objectively has the best design in the comic.

>Love the characters
>Can't stand the writing
Am I the only one?
I mean, the humors kinda subjective, but it just feels like such bottom-of-the-barrel shit; it's always either a shitty pun, a "haha I'm depressed lol" joke, or someone getting fucked over by one of the mean characters.
There's also way too many characters who exist solely to either be annoying, be mean to people, or get shit on. I mean, these things on their own are fine, but when they're LITERALLY the only defining trait of multiple characters it's a fucking pain.

The humor has an absurdist and vaguely Kafkaesque quality that I appreciate

It isn't my personal ideal. A lot of the jokes lean on overstaded wordplay, like a Sam & Max comic, but not quite to that extreme. I'd much rather read a story that's about lore strung together with gags... more of an overarching plot lacing things together, even if it's kind of shitty so I get a little more invested. Shen's also a little gunshy with the fanservice, which is strange because he's got all these cute girls together... he likes cute girls as he's clearly demonstrated with their varied designs, he's DONE porn with a dozen of them, and he even has this tendency to set up situations like the nude volleyball loser plotline, only to back away instantly.

I don't know if I'm just wanting the wrong things or if Shen hasn't found the right direction yet.

overstated* even.

>All this time he has had a secret nsfw tumblr

What the fuck have I been doing all my life?

>please, no scale touching ma'am!

>Amber exists solely for the "oh God I'm so sad and lonely" """joke"""
Violets only role is to look mean but actually she's nice and that's the joke
>Liliac is just there to add another step to the joke that wasn't really that funny to begin with and the way she forces her daughter to be an outcast is just a joke
>Charlie likes violet that's it
>Camille does SUPER HILARIOUS FUNNY NERD JOKES that totally aren't the most tired and overused jokes in the comic
>Belinda exists to get shit on, because for some reason Shen thinks this is a unique role in the comic
>Iris is just an unfunny bitchy Grizzelda
>Wanda has only been in one comic and it's just a shitty pun
>Dilys is bully
>I don't remember what Lacey even did
Pretty much everyone else but Ada and Treresa barely has any personality at all.

mind sharing m8?

Just got into this. Violet is incredibly adorable.
All I wanted to say.

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She's got a big butt and she's cute.
If I had autism bucks to throw around, I'd get some of her cute pink butt.
Well, now that Esmeraldas a thing, I'd do her, but I digress.

Not that user but: stealth-brock.tumblr.com

Warning: there’s a ton of Sally.